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                                        ONDRE HARRISON, PURE GREATNESS

                  Ondre Co-Founder of Long Hair Films,Hood Championship Wrestling and White Poker Tour.

It was a very troublesome time for this youngman. One day one of his former loser friend showed him his first episode of RAW IS WAR, this is where Vince Mcmahon had fired the Heart Break Kid. Shawn turned and then super kicked the fuck out of Vince, Ondre was 8 at the time. Ever since then he became hooked on wrestling watching his favorite team kick ass this team or "faction" was called D Generation-X. When Ondre was 16 he became to dabble in the arts of Marijuanna. Ondre had met a former Longhair and would always get stoned hell 6 times a day even. Ondre now cant remember anything. In one summer Ondre had smoked more weed than a medical patient.

                                               Edmonton:

When it was June 17 Ondre had traveled to Edmonton. It was a long boring trip with fuck all to do full of chineese and drunkin bastards. When Ondre got to Edmonton he thought he would have a blast he was mistaken. His uncle was a real fuckin asshole. First Ondre had to pay twice the amount of rent his asshole uncle did. With each waking day Ondre became more iratated. First they went to the Casino where Ondre won 100 bucks. Blackjack. While at the Blackjack table security walked up to him and asked him to step aside. Ondre was frightend that they would ask where his ID was because when they first entered he was stopped. They had gone through a diffrent door allowing them to get in. The security gaurd just wanted me to pull the hair out of his face. Ondre sat back down and continued to win. Soon Danny wanted to go to the Casino almost everynight. When Ondre wanted to stay home and watch Saturday Night's Main event the Asshole which we will now refer to him got upset and all bitchy like the dickhead he is. Now Ondre had to pay for his own food. Ondre didnt care. However Asshole made it seem like Ondre didnt want to help him at his farm this is not true, Ondre just didnt want to sit down and watch them drink all fuckin day its borin you know?

                                             The Last Straw:

Ondre and Asshole went to a bar to play pool. Asshole kept sayin how great he was at pool everytime he did something great. The asshole would be like oh why dont you cut your hair it looks gay. Now this is where I got mad I yelled at him because he would wear the shortest of shorts that made him look like a fag, a fat fag at that. A big fight erupted and he then said well now Im not drivin you home from work you can take a taxi. The drive there was about 30 fuckin minutes so I said you know what fuck it I'll go home. So we went back and I packed all my shit and left the next day. I remember when I was on the bus when I saw the Campbell River sign it was great for one reason, I didnt have to throw anymore trash bags, however the pay was usaly 175 - 340 a day, Ondre has the pay slips to prove it. It just wasnt worth it. Alls Ondre could think of is spendin all that cash he had 2700 which ended up to be 1900. Goverment.

                                       HOOD CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING:

       Ondre and Catlin decided instead of beatin the shit out of each other to make a story of some sort. 
                           If you want heres a Promo for No Room for Redemption

                                 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAnNCjluABs

                    There matches will soon air on youtube. Ondre is Currently the Long Hair Champion

                                               The Hood:

                           You Can watch any of Ondre an Catlin's Shows at the following Link

                                                The Hood Movie

                                  Will be Making its way on the internet soon enough

                                                More to Come