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Sunday
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April
2007
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Welcome to Paul Robinson's home page on Wikipedia. For my personal opinions, see my blog at paul-robinson.us
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"This page has been satirized for your protection"
To protect you from amateur vandals, I have professionally vandalized this page. But sometimes that's not good enough; in some cases, people have un-vandalized my page back thinking someone had trashed my page!
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This user lives in the Commonwealth of Virginia.
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My name is Paul Robinson. The reason for this username is I am the author of an Internet RFC, number 1394, so I decided to use that username, it being unlikely to be used.
Some wikipedia pages I found hilarious, including some which aren't really Encyclopedia material:
Some links I'm proud of:
I've also done a number of templates on Wikipedia in order to clean up some things.
ubx-5 |
This user uses entirely too many userboxes. |
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This user was born on November 27. |
G |
This user uses Google as a primary search engine. |
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This user wants to be your friend. |
sql |
This user uses SQL queries to locate car keys. |
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This user's time zone is GMT-5. |
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This user strives to maintain a policy of neutrality on controversial issues. |
c-0 |
This person does not understand C (or does not want to program in C). |
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This alleged user can be said to maintain a policy or other custom of neutrality or other ambiguity-related quality on some or all issues that may be potentially controversial to some alleged people. |
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This user is not and has never been Napoleon. |
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This user plays with a full deck. |
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This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe. |
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This user loves to eat pizza. |
EN-L-X |
this user consistently uses appropriate punctuation, grammar, and spelling. however, this user has apparently forgotten where the shift and caps lock keys are located on a standard keyboard, and therefore fails to capitalize anything. |
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nazis |
This user opposes facism in all its forms |
…in. |
Ending a sentence with a preposition is something this user is okay with. |
who(m) |
This user uses either who or whom in the object case. |
its/it's |
It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner. |
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This user supports userboxes . |
du-0 |
This person does not understand dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to speak dumbass). |
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This user does not smoke. |
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This user drinks water regularly. |
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This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute (especially when deadlines are approaching). |
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This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his/her user page instead of actually writing something useful. |
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This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy. |
Here are some links I want to create, so I'll save them here until I finish:
My multi-language 404 page: http://www.code-compiler.com/nonexistent
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The Geography Barnstar |
For his excellent work with U.S. county name etymologies, I hereby award Rfc1394 The Geography Barnstar. youngamerican (ahoy hoy) 12:43, 3 April 2007 (UTC) |