User:Rynomyte
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Ryne is a 10 foot bong master who playes backup quarterback for DA BEARS. In his spare time he enjoys eating pb n j. He is a man of many talents, some of which include; vandalizing wikiarticals, major burns, and high class ranking. Some say Ryne isnt real, maybe he is just another local legend......
His legend started when he was born on a humungo mountain directly outside the village of Bellflower. He drank some syrup and fell off the mountiain to Farmer City,where he ate a pretzel and said "These pretzels are making me thirsty!"
Once that was over with,he went to Ye' Old Pube and drank some cholately cherwine that was bonged with a silver spoon. Then his tongue turned silver and he talked his way out of being eaten by some CORPULANT..."ladies"...and then he was so VEXED about his "incident" he offed some Romans and ate some more salty pretzels. He then ABIG FIRED a hose at some jerk who blew up his house. That was when the Big Bane started...but that is a different story.
The End?.....!...??
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GO GO GO
