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The Beginning

The forums were born long long ago, in a mastermind's brain, known as Kakashi (Jay with the last initial starting with an "A"). He is a mysterious being, known only in person by God and Jesus. Not even the disciples of Narutomania know his face (except for some that do), for it would surely scar them because of its divine beauty. Kakashi had a plan, a plan to create a thriving online community. He started his quest by creating a webpage that provided free and fast episodes of an up and coming anime: Naruto. He carved a niche in the web with his savvy moving clouds on the front page, a feature not easily forgotten. His organized media section that led to easy and efficient downloads prompted people to visit and revisit the site. A few people, bored as they were, ventured beyond the media page and into the forums. They created, as per Kakashi's master plan, an online community. By providing a nurturing and rewarding experience on the forums (as well as perks for those who posted meaningful information often) helped to make Narutomania what it is today: Heaven in cyberspace.

Founders

Kakashi and Yfael

Present Day

Now Narutomania has become a huge family with over 84,000 members, who come to participate in the forums and the direct downloads offered by the great Kakashi. Most recently, the forums have undergone a major overhaul, with a new homepage and many great additions to the forums. Kakashi has enabled a skin chooser for which ever skin you like, a new arcade section that offers games to occupy the time of many bored members and a Google map which enables us to see where all the members live.

Masters of their domains

B@st@rd: the king of spam and protector from the evil pingu's bastard is the mysterious member and supermod of the narutomania forums. during his time at narutomania, he has become infamous for many things, the biggest being his perchant for spamming every thread he sets his sights on. He does this with his trusty partner, Vortodox with whom he makes a very effective spam duo. However B@st@rd's absence from active post over the past few weeks have given rise to a new generation of spammers. Mainly krozar and kazman3, who have carried on his proud tradition.

Another one of B@st@rd's responsibilities is protecting NarutoBleachMania from the hoard of evil penguins that have planned to take over the world through evil evil deeds. He was recruited numerous agents to recover intelligence on the activities of the little yet terrifying flightless birds. His main weapon, is batman555 (aka batgirl. batman555's role is to eat all the penguins she finds or turning them into pingu burgers.

Yachiru, aka "The Gay", washes his body all over the forums daily. He's been coined as the "Official Forum Slut," which once belonged to the late Shik, whom has since moved on with a real life. He's mostly known for his exploits in The Lounge, which is also the realm of his Dutch Princess, b@st@rd (mentioned above). He also has a tendency to make the male members of NarutoBleachMania uncomfortable with his flirting. He was also the only member of the site daring enough to expose his genitalia to the 18+ community. He is a true hero.

Quick Summary of NBM

Kakashi-->Idea-->Narutomania-->Naruto downloads-->Another idea-->Forum-->Completely Revamped Site and Forums-->Naruto dowloads re-added-->Bleach downloads added-->Bigger forum-->Several new ideas-->Present

NarutoBleachMania's Treasure Chest

There are several threads the Admin Kakashi likes to keep and to re-read, these are Treasure Chest threads. When they are locked down they get thrown into the section called Treasure Chest. One of the well most know Treasure Chest thread is the one called Cock Flavoring.

On December 31, 2005, at 9:43 PM GMT, a drunk Kakashi posted a thread that would change the face of General Discussion for a long time. In this thread, users could post anything they wanted, as long it was not a double post. During a slur of posts, one user announced a goal to hit 2006 posts before the year 2006 struck in all of the world. Users would begin posting spam posts at incredible rates for hours to come. At 6:57 AM GMT, the user Cybernetic posted the 2006th post in the thread, effectively meeting the challenge. The image can be found here: http://img519.imageshack.us/my.php?image=win6ay.jpg

This thread is the latest adition to the Treasure Chest.

The Hentai Family Empty for now.

SIDE NOTE

PLEASE DO NOT EDIT IN WORTHLESS CRAP INTO THIS ARTICLE!!!!

WE JUST DONT NEED YOUR FACKING SHIT IN HERE, WE ONLY WANT YOUR PUSSY IN OUR CARS!!!!

-The End- UNFINISHED!!!

Credits to: The One, Kazman3, ~acadia, penguin1 and Alexandrius