User:TinselTunes
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OH MY GOD, IT'S TINSEL'S WIKIPEDIA PAGE! FLEE WHILE YOU CAN!
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Please Do Not Feed The Animals.
This is Tinsel Tunes here. I am a Kamahana'i from the planet Viscaho. Things that I dislike are emoes, vandalists, and bad IZ pairings like ZADR and TAGR. I will not hesitate to bite your face off. My little sidekick's name is Sizzers. Watch out for her or she'll bite your face off. I'm not kidding. I mainly edit pages that have to do with shows I like, such as Danny Phantom, Invader Zim, and The Fairly Oddparents. And maybe, if you're lucky, Naruto. I get mad when people type up wrong things and don't bother to check if it's right or wrong. If you do that, I will have Thor & Isti eat you. Rawr. That is all. Kthnxbai.
That pic of the wonderous me was a makeable on Neopets. Techbard is the lineartist's screenname.
Personal Life, O NOES
I grew up as a kit in a village on the Sothern Hemisphere of planet Viscaho. It was wartime, and my parents took me into shelter on the uninhabited Viscaho Plains. My brother, Fraze, was fighting with the Resistance. See, this was CIVIL war. Eventually, the Emperess's Army found us, and seized us out from our shelter. Me, being small, wriggled away and ran back to my old village, dodging soldiers and weapons everywhere. I went into my Grandma Mava's shack and took her Transporter, and transported to a planet called Earth. I landed in front of a Science Research Center, where thet studied with chemicals and specimens. They're scientists caught me, and I was placed in a giant tube/tank, with tubes hooked into my limbs and green liquid floating in my lungs and in my fur. For months, they tested the chemical is my veins, supposedly making anyone immortal and stronger than a black hole. They began testing my powers in closed-off rooms. Then I realized it, they hadn't taken my transporter away! The next day, they brought me out to a test field. I used it then to go back to Viscaho. The place I had called home was disinigrated with war. Angered, I went back to Earth and killed every single scientist there. Then I went back again to Viscaho to live alone. Mutant Kamahana'i kidnapped me and made me their obliged assassin. My first mission was to kill a Naga sagess across the mountains. She told me is I didn't kill her, she'd take out the shockers in my head that would give me a painful shock if I didn't do what the Mutant Kamahana'i told me to do. We made a deal, and she kept her words. Free of the Mutant Kamahana'i and the Humans, I lived a life of massacre and stuff like that. And I have a son and a daughter. They bite.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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No, really.
