User:Tomcoe

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Tom Coe was born in Ipswich, England on the 16th February 1985. Growing up in the small farming town of Stowmarket, Suffolk, he learned how to build complicated lego structures by the age of 6. He also completed the legendarily difficult RPG Y's: Legend of the Vanished Omens by a similar age. By the age of 12 Tom was blazing a trail on the local math's circuit, and achieved a Silver award in year 9 of High School, in the European Kangaroo which put him in the top 5% of young mathemeticians in Europe, and led to him being described as a 'Maths Genius' in the local newspaper, the East Anglian Daily Times. This was not to be his last newspaper appearance, as he also featured in several photographs of the Red Hot Chili Peppers performance at Portman Road in July 2006.

After completing 2 gruelling of Sixth Form at Stowmarket High School, Tom left education to attempt many different careers. Tom spent 3 years working in the local drinking establishment The Oak in Stowmarket, becoming know for his trademark grin and regular mooning. He suffered an attack of explosive amnesia after leaving The Oak when he rejoined The Oak at christmas, 3 months after leaving. Tom moved onto a career making lawnmowers at the local lawnmower factory. During this, he was able to collaborate with lifelong friend Ben 'Gladys' Gladwell, not to be confused with Goosey Gladwell from the popular TV series The Simpsons. During this time they spent several Friday afternoons getting drunk and talking rubbish and also pillaging fruit machines. This may have led to the ground breaking news that Gladys had agreed the contract to produce Tom's first album, due in stores in 2008. Featuring such classics as 'Chav Pub' and 'Sexy Ginge Superhero', and also a cover of Mariah Carey's I Can't Live, featuring local karaoke legend Martin Fishwick, of 'Two Times' fame.

Tom has since left the lawnmower factory and moved onto a career in car insurance with web-based broke Screentrade. Tom has become a multi-award winning member of the Screentrade team, culminating in a You Star! award in August 2006. However, despite his undoubted success, Tom has taken the decision to leave the car insurance industry and return to eductation, agreeing terms on a move to De Montford University in Leicester to study Business Management from September 2006. Along with close friend Daryl Boyce, the man responsible from preventing a grisly demise for Tom at the hands of an invisible badger, Tom hopes that this will broaden his mind and increase his already substatiated knowledge. However Tom became upset at the news there was to be a badger cull, as he has become a keen admired of the badger's abilities, despite their recent attacks on his life.

Througout all this, Tom has also carved out an impressive sports career. Tom became a prolific scorer in the Metaltec SIL League Division 5 with Needham Market 'C' team, scoring 19 goals in the 2004/05 season as Needham stormed to a 9th place finish. Avoiding relegation with a game to spare was a massive achievement for the team who had only came into existence 2 years beforehand, with Tom spearheading the charge even then. From his position on the bench, Tom often provided great morale boosts for those on the pitch, such as screaming at the strikers "even i'd have scored that one!", something which never failed to create a laugh. In his final game for Needham, the mouthwatering tie against Stonham Aspal Reserves at Bloomfields, Tom was handed the captains armband and played in a pair of pink frilly knickers. With the positions drawn from a hat - Tom's hat in fact - Tom was handed a role in the centre of defence. Charging forwards on the 40 minute mark, with his team 2-0 down, Needham won a corner and Tom was on hand to pick up the loose ball after it was cleared. Going past 2 defenders, Tom the laid it into former strike partner 'Spud' who returned the 1-2. Tom controlled the ball expertly with his hand and dispatched the ball into the bottom right-hand corner. The crowd went wild, and Tom was lifted into the air by a man in a girl's swimsuit, team goalie Ben Jones to be precise. Needham went onto lose 3-2 that day, but the emotion created by Tom's fantastic strike will live long in the memory of anyone who was there on that glorious day. I was there!!!!

Tom is perhaps most famous for his appearances on popular website www.youtube.com, and for his appearances in the videos 'The Sieve Of War' and 'Tribute To Ginge'. For further information, log onto Tom's own personal website at www.myspace.com/yearofhaboomerang.

Thank You and Goodnite.

And god bless your soul.

The One And Only.

And Forever Loved.

Forever and ever.

Me.

yes.

Thats me.

As in

Ginge.

Otherwise known as tom coe. god of gods. and not the sea god. for that is gladys.

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