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| John Mao | |
| Image:John Mao.jpg Photo of what he calls "Sexy Body" |
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| Birth name | Ferret Man |
| Born | Noone knows From a rock nearby sydney |
| Died | February 9, 2007 tomorrow ur going down, Sydney |
| Nationality | Animal |
| Field | Gay stripper |
| Movement | Pole Dancing |
| Famous works | The Rabbit Teeth, How To Be Gay In Ten Days, A Simple Guide: The secrets of being gay for dummies, Edward |
John Mao (Ferret pronounciation: (someday, 1990 in Rock – February 9, 2007. John Mao is "special" known for his ferret transformation techniques. Known to be neither male or female and possesses the world's ultimate weapon of mass destruction, in other words "THE DARK HOLE". It is a fact that he sucked the principal Dr Jaggars hand off when he last tried to get fingered there. John Mao and his best fuck buddy Edward normally visit the toilet together for activities that are "unknown".
[edit] Achievements
In his life he has accomplished many things such as: 1. He has formed a charity for young gay people. 2. Taught many of his gay techniques through his widely known and sold books. 3. Helped the less fortunate people like him. (adopted by gay couples when he hatched from a rock) 4. Told his story to many people about how he is unlike anyone else. (ferret)
[edit] Death
Was severely wounded by Edward when he found out John Mao was cheating on him with "Female Edward". Edward decided to bring a machete to school the next day when he found John Mao and Female Edward in their special place "the toilet"
If you want to know more visit http://johnmao.21.forumer.com
