User:Xpendersx
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DON'T ASK IF THIS IS REALLY ME!!---> ALSO, DO NOT MAKE THE AUDATIOUS REQUEST FOR ME TO TONE DOWN MY VERBOSE LANGUAGE (thats the class way to say "using big words")!!!----> If you are one of the million braindead that is columniated or excloriated by my use of the english language, then like, COP A STROLL! GET IN THE WIND!! Thats gangster vernacular for GET OUTTA HERE, FLUNKIE!!! I'LL TURN YOU INTO A BEEF STEW!!!!! And for my truly interested and dignified fans here goes the following: I have been a long distance runner for 16-18 miles/day indefatigably for 20 years!! And doing it in girls exiguous diaphanous lingerie for 15 years, WIDE OPEN IN PUBLIC!!!! Recently,I came out of jail for orchestrating a large scale criminal operation that was a deplorable fraud. To make ammends with the community I have been dedicating my life to goodness, cleanliness, and making the world a safer and happier place to live. I subscribe to a macrobiotic diet with a vegan swing that will keep me ALIVE, NEVER SICK A DAY IN MY LIFE, God willing, for 180 years!!!! NOW LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I GOT ACCOSTERED BY THREE COUNT UM THREE RIFFRAFF, TROGLODYTE, BEDLAMITE, SODOMITE, LOOGAROOS!!! A RUSSIAN, A LATINO, AND A BLACK FELLA SURROUNDED ME FROM THREE ANGLES-LEFT, RIGHT, AND CENTER!!! LET'S GET DOWN TO BRASS TAXES-THEY DIDN'T GET MY MONEY! THEY DIDN'T GET ELEGANT ELLIOT OFFEN! THEY DIDN'T GET ME OFF MY FEET, THATS THREE OF THEM FROM THREE ANGLES!!! I HAD THE RUSSIAN-HE WAS SIX FOOT SIX-I HAD HIM BY THE TRACHEA AND I WAS CUTTING OFF HIS AIR SUPPLY!!! I TOOK THESE THREE RIFF-RAFF SCUM AND I LEFT THEM FOR DEAD! I LEFT THEM FOR THE RATS TO FEAST ON!!! CHEW ON THAT THE NEXT TIME YOU THINK ABOUT HARASSING ME FROM THE SAFETY OF YOUR COMPUTER!!!
