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Harold Charles Turner (born either March 15 or August 19, 1962) is a 5'2" 180 pound <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Kkk" title="Kkk">white supremacist</a> known for his conspiracy theorist tendencies and constant <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Liar" title="Liar">lying</a> on his Internet radio program, the Hal Turner Show. Typical of white supremacists, Hal is also a <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Closet_furry" title="Closet furry">closet furry</a> whose wife wears the pants in the relationship. He is a white supremacist because he got <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Butthurt" title="Butthurt">butthurt</a> in an election against a <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Spic" title="Spic">Mexican-American</a>. Hal also demonstrates an exceedingly low IQ, likewise characteristic of white supremacists. He has been featured on <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Fox_News" title="Fox News">Fox News</a> calling on people to assassinate judges who bagged a neo-<a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Nazi" title="Nazi">nazi</a>. He gets into fights with local politicians and anti-racist organizations all the time, but for some reason has the most trouble against <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Legion" title="Legion">Legion</a>.

Much like <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Hitler" title="Hitler">Hitler</a> and <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Kramer" title="Kramer">Kramer</a>, Turner's media career began with regular call-ins to the <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Sean_Hannity" title="Sean Hannity">Sean Hannity</a> radio show.

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[edit] The Turner Chronicle

On December 20th, 2006, Hal Turner was supposed to air his final talk show, allegedly due to a lack of funding. As such, a massive <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/7chan" title="7chan">7chan</a>/<a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/4chan" title="4chan">4chan</a>/<a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/YTMND" title="YTMND">YTMND</a>/<a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Ebaumsworld" title="Ebaumsworld">Ebaumsworld</a> raid was planned to show Hal what the <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Internet" title="Internet">world</a> really thought of him. During the course of this three-hour show, almost 150 prank calls were made. Since Hal has an on-air delay of 30-60 seconds, most calls did not make it on the air. However, they clogged the lines so that his "legitimate" caller base could not get through.

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[edit] The Aftermath of the Show

Hal felt <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Butthurt" title="Butthurt">butthurt</a> after the show and cried in his <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Hugbox" title="Hugbox">hugbox</a> for several hours. Then Hal decided to do the intelligent, adult thing and post all the prank callers' phone numbers on his website, encouraging his fan base to strike back. Since many of the calls were made using CID-spoofing techniques with <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Linux" title="Linux">Linux</a> technology, most of the numbers were invalid. However, the few legitimate ones turned out to belong to minors. Gradually, Hal's Merry Band of <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Retard" title="Retard">Retards</a> translated a few of the phone numbers into addresses in the comments section of his website.

Since this was not within the accepted norms of the Internet Community, the channers called upon <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Bantown" title="Bantown">Bantown</a>

ruin legends to compile and deploy Hal Turner's documents. This included his criminal record, housing details, former locations of residence, etc. Among these details was Hal's real home phone number, culled from public records.

A channer then phoned Mr. Turner to inform him of this: <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Image:Audiolink.gif" class="image" title="Image:Audiolink.gif"><img src="http://pr0n.shoopwhoops.com/images/b/ba/Audiolink.gif" alt="Image:Audiolink.gif" longdesc="/index.php/Image:Audiolink.gif" height="17" width="17"></a> <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/images/8/8e/HalTurder.mp3" class="internal" title="HalTurder.mp3">HalTurder.mp3</a>. During this call, it was determined that Hal's wife, Phyllis, had more of a spine than he did, and <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Lesbian" title="Lesbian">definitely wore the pants in the relationship</a>. When Hal actually got on the line, he did not speak, instead simply listening before hanging up.

As Hal did not comply with the simple request of removing the

phone numbers from his website, his detailed documentation was released to the channers, and was posted to full-disclosure, as is Bantown Standard Operating Procedure. Allegedly, after this information was released, over 150 calls were made to Hal thanks to the miracles of <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Linux" title="Linux">Linux</a>, <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/BSD" title="BSD">BSD</a> and the wget God.

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[edit] The Aftermath of his Stupidity

Hal quickly folded, and removed the information from his website. While this would usually mean victory for the channers, one must understand that the point had to be driven home. Calls to his residence continued until Hal and his wife stopped picking up the phone. During this time, all content was removed from Hal's website and replaced with the text "Merry Christmas." Additionally, the dox given to CHAN ENTERPRISES LLC. were posted to several <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Anal_sex" title="Anal sex">White Power</a> forums, leading to much ridicule of Hal, even by his own supposed fan base.

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[edit] Christmas 2006 - To Be Remembered

Hal's family was determined to be spending Christmas at Hal's father's residence. Hal's father's dox were quickly obtained and deployed to the channers. Some details are unclear at this time; however, there are some theories that Hal's wife kicked him out of his own house.

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[edit] Continued Idiocy

Hal has begun posting death threats against the people involved in his ruining. Hal then took his 'index.html' down, put up a fake error message called "FBI REDIRECT" and a meta redirect to the FBI's site. Hal claimed that the FBI took his server to investigate the attacks of <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Anonymous" title="Anonymous">Anonymous</a>. An Anonymous called the <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/FBI" title="FBI">FBI</a> about Hal's allegations, who said that Hal Turner was "full of shit." On his next radio show, he continued to repeat this lie, despite being proven wrong. <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Image:Audiolink.gif" class="image" title="Image:Audiolink.gif"><img src="http://pr0n.shoopwhoops.com/images/b/ba/Audiolink.gif" alt="Image:Audiolink.gif" longdesc="/index.php/Image:Audiolink.gif" height="17" width="17"></a> <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/images/9/97/HalturnerFBI.mp3" class="internal" title="HalturnerFBI.mp3">HalturnerFBI.mp3</a>

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[edit] Official Raid Loli

A <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/16_year_old_girl" title="16 year old girl">girl</a> named Rebecca ("Frecka" on IRC) called his home and recorded her talk with Hal Turner. She proclaimed she was 14 years old, and when he asked why she was recording this phone call, she proudly announced "I'm recording it for the <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Lulz" title="Lulz">lulz</a>!" After making further threats of violence, he said he was sorry he "wasted his time on a child," before making erotic suggestions involving her being "slapped around." She now resides on IRC as the official Hal Turner raid <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Loli" title="Loli">loli</a>. Listen here. <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Image:Audiolink.gif" class="image" title="Image:Audiolink.gif"><img src="http://pr0n.shoopwhoops.com/images/b/ba/Audiolink.gif" alt="Image:Audiolink.gif" longdesc="/index.php/Image:Audiolink.gif" height="17" width="17"></a> <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/images/1/1d/Raidloli.mp3" class="internal" title="Raidloli.mp3">Raidloli.mp3</a>

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[edit] Seven Days Later

Hal, after losing massive support in the <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Stupid" title="Stupid">white supremacist</a> movement on boards like VNN, decided he was going to have his regularly scheduled show, but one hour less. His show has, thus far, been full of <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Lulz" title="Lulz">lulz</a>. He brought his alleged "mom" on the air, who used the word <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Nigra" title="Nigra">nigras</a> live on the radio. He tried to evoke sympathy, portraying Anonymous as the wrongdoer, saying that his dox were pulled for no reason, not mentioning the death threats. At 9:34 EST, he announced that if he does not get more donations, he will be forced to turn off the show, as he has been "broken." <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Anonymous" title="Anonymous">Anonymous</a> immediately declared victory in an orgy of <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Spam" title="Spam">spam</a>.

Actual quote from the show: "At 9:41PM, on the East Coast of the United States, it looks like <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Anonymous" title="Anonymous">they</a>

have succeeded." At 10:03PM EST, he referred to this show as "quite possibly the last show." Later, his friend Artie Wheeler called <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/TOW" title="TOW">TOW</a> a <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Fag" title="Fag">fag</a> encyclopedia. A /b/tard called in undetected, and spouted various /b/tard memes, such as "<a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Shoop_da_whoop" title="Shoop da whoop">shoop da whoop</a>", "<a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Cockmongler" title="Cockmongler">cockmongler</a>", and "<a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/IMMA_CHARGIN_MAH_LAZER" title="IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER">chargin mah lazer</a>." <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Image:Audiolink.gif" class="image" title="Image:Audiolink.gif"><img src="http://pr0n.shoopwhoops.com/images/b/ba/Audiolink.gif" alt="Image:Audiolink.gif" longdesc="/index.php/Image:Audiolink.gif" height="17" width="17"></a> <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/images/a/a9/Btard.mp3" class="internal" title="Btard.mp3">Btard.mp3</a> At 10:36PM EST, Hal said that he received an "extortion" threat, saying unless he apologized to the pranksters, his friend Yankee Jim would be next. Jim said that he is a "big boy" and ready for it. Hal exercised his <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Attorney_at_lol" title="Attorney at lol">legal expertise</a> and started talking about extortion lawsuits.

Hal invited anyone who is generous to mail cash, check, or money order on this show. Please contribute:

Hal Turner
1906 Patterson Plank Road.
North Bergen, NJ 07047

Near the end of the show, he thanked all his attackers. Speculation is that it's because he converted to <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Kike" title="Kike">Judaism</a>.

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[edit] January 3rd radio show

Hal's show on the 3rd was entirely made of <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Fail" title="Fail">fail</a>. The stream continually went down until about 1/3 through the show, it went down and stayed down. A <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php//b/tard" title="/b/tard">reliable source</a> from a <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/7chan" title="7chan">reputable background</a> claims that this is because a <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Hacker" title="Hacker">hacker</a> named Slogh had a personal grudge against Hal Turner and launched a botnet attack against him. As a result, his ISP is alleged to have dropped him completely for excess bandwidth usage, so he will need to find a new one to host his site. However, Hal Turner promised he would upload his show to his web site for the people who couldn't hear it.

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[edit] The Invasion Theme Song by <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Hep" title="Hep">Hep</a>

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Now this is a story all about how,  
Hal's site got flipped, turned up side down
And I'd like to take a minute, just don't go yet
I'll tell you how Hal became the Fresh Prince of <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Snugglenet" title="Snugglenet">Snugglenet</a>
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIn eastern <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/New_Jersey" title="New Jersey">New Jersey</a> born and raised
On the internets were where he spent most of his days
Chillin out, maxin, <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Racist" title="Racist">racists</a> are cool
Postin on some vboards full of <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Nazi" title="Nazi">Nazi</a> ghouls
When a couple of chirpers who were up to no good
Started making trouble in his e-neighborhood
They made some little crank calls and his dead mom got all scared
And said UR MOVING TO LIVIN IN JEWVILLE ON BLOGSPOT IN GOOGLEAIR
He whistled for his mob but it came near 
The license plate said 4chan and there were lolz in the mirror
If anything you could say that this own was rare
But the trolls came together, yo holmes he's on-air!
I turned on his stream about seven or nine
But all I heard was "more money!" in his whine
Looked at my kingdom I was finally done
To sit on my throne, Anonymous has won.

To the tune of "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air"

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[edit] HalNotes(tm): Death threats and more courtesy of Hal Turner

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[edit] Drama Rant Posted on his Blog's Front Page

 ------------- Hal Turner scoffs:
 
 The AOL Police? Big fucking deal.
 
 THe U.S. Secret Service has been "monitoring" me since the year 2000
 because of the things I say about the President and VP
 
 The U.S. Marshal Service has been watching me since 1997 when I
 started make life uncomforatble for federal judges.
 
 The FBI Joint Terrorism Task Force has had me in their sights for
 more than three years as have the New Jersey State Police (Office of
 Counter Terrorism).
 
 Do you REALLY think I give a shit about AOL?
 
 Think again.
 
 Do you know why those law enforcement agencies watch me so closely? 
 Because they KNOW I hurt people; they just can;t prove it.
 
 THey KNOW homes and businesses have been fire bombed becuase of me;
 they just can;t prove it.
 
 They KNOW a federal judges family was killed in Chicago because of me;
 they just can't prove it.
 
 So you and your pals just keep fucking around. YOU TOO can become
 just another part of a long string of people I have "dealt" with.
 
 Hal Turner

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[edit] Death and Bodily Harm Threats

-------------- Hal Turner warns:

The ONLY thing any of you are accomplishing is raising the level of
brutality I intend to use when I take revenge.

Here is how I will mete out justice according to the action committed:

1) Some of you are going to get the shit beaten out of you.

2) Others are going to be beaten to death, and finally;

3) Others are going to have firebombs thrown through the windows
of their houses WHILE THEY ARE HOME and when they - and their families
come out, their throats will be cut.

This is the price I will exact for :

1) Harassing my wife (who has nothing to do with my radio show)
2) Recording the harassment of my wife and putting it on the net and
3) Harassing my senior citizen mother.

I am so motivated to to physical violence to these people that I
don't even care to state my intentions publicly. Neither cops, nor
Prosecutors, nor Judges will be able to stop me.

Hal Turner

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[edit] Continued Threats of Bodily Harm

 ----------------- Hal Turner responds:
 
 
 You are sadly mistaken. I meant every word and I absolutely will carry
 out every word. Nothing on earth can prevent it.
 
 You dare say I put myself in this position? Fuck you. You guys called
 MY show. You guys Crank Called and threatened MY wife. You guys crank
 called and threatened my mother.
 
 I didn;t start this, but I will God Damned well finish it.
 
 Laugh all you like. We'll see how hard you laugh when my hand is
 crushing your windpipe and you're drowning on your own blood.
 
 Hal Turner

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[edit] Even More Threats and Lies

 After the list above was published, the perpatrators of the original
 attack upon my show, found and published the home telephone number
 for my family.
 
 Around 5:00 PM yesterday, my wife began receiving call after call
 from people harassing her, threatening to rape her, threatening to
 rape and kill our 12 year old son. The calls continued, non-stop,
 for hours. 
 
 They even went so far as to RECORD a harassing call and put the audio
 from that call on the internet, in violation of state and telephone
 harassment laws and in violation of state and federal electronic
 eavesdropping laws!  That single act added another felony 
 to the legal action I am taking against the entire crew.
 
 Then, things got despicable.  My 12 year old son answered the phone
 and the caller told him that they were going to kidnap him, rape him
 then murder him.  My sone has never, ever, been party to my radio
 show or public life.  He has never attended any public funtion 
 with me and to threaten him has caused me to decide the glove scome
 off.
 
 I have always known that I am a public figure and that folks would
 criticize me. I have lawsys been prepared for that.  I knew early-on
 that I had to suffer the slings and arrows of spirited public
 villification and I was prepared for that too.  But to target my wife 
 - a woman who has absolutely nothing at all to do with my radio show
 - and my son - a 12 year old - crossed a line. 
 
 Then, in an act of utter depravity, the perpetrators of this effort,
 gave out the home telephone number of my 62 year old mother in
 Pennsylvania, and began making harassing and threatening calls to her.
 
 My mom has nothing to do with any of this.  She's caring for my step
 dad as he recovers from leukemia.  To call here and threaten to rape,
 beat and kill her is an act worthy of death.
 
 Snce the law doesn't seem to matter to these scumbags, then I won't
 let it matter to me as I undertake revenge upon them for going after
 my wife, child and mother.
 
 There is ONE possible method for preventing my revenge upon you:  
 Tell me the names and addresses of the people involved in threatening 
 and harassing my son and mother.  I will forgive the harassment of 
 my wife if you give to me the identities of the people who went after 
 my son and mother.
 
 Cooperate, and you walk.  Fail to cooperate and I will punish you 
 with a fury you have never encountered.

 Hal Turner

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[edit] Hal is a liar

He claims VIA the vnn forums that his mother is NOT the one that is dead, but his father is. But if you will recall, he claimed his mother was taking care of his sick father? Will these lies ever end?

According to some of the VNN forums, he also said that his mother is dead in order to gain donations. Can you please keep your story straight, Hal?

He claims a *channer, who prank called him, was beaten up in Australia by Neo-Nazis. HOT

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[edit] Internet Armageddon

Criminal Charges Filed Today
This web site was attacked with a severe Denial of Service Attack!

The attack launched data at more than 196 MegaBits Per Second!

While the attack could not crash the server, it DID "rape" my bandwidth by costing me $1800 in data flow charges in a single day!!

My attorneys are in the United States District Court in Newark, NJ right now (12:00 noon EST on Tuesday, December 26, 2006) filing criminal charges against "John Doe(s) 1-100" for:

Violation of <a href="http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode18/usc_sec_18_00001030----000-.html" class="external text" title="http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode18/usc_sec_18_00001030----000-.html" rel=" ">18 United States Code, Sub-Section 1030</a>
(Computer Fraud and Abuse Act)

in that they "knowingly engaged in activity" against my "protected computer" which "is used in interstate commerce" for "communication" with the intent to "deny availability" of the system and its data, AND;

"Extortion" in that the persons engaged in this attack wrote in several places they would not halt the attack until they got an apology from me and until I closed down my show, AND;

"Racketeer Influenced Corrupt Organization" (RICO) charges against 7Chan.org, 4Chan.org and Ebaumsworld.com in that these places enabled, aided and abetted through their sites, an ongoing criminal conspiracy to commit the crimes listed above, AND;

"Criminal Copyright Infringment" in violation of the Digital Millennium Copyright ACt (DCMA), by intentionally thwarting my archive subscription system by recording and posting to MegaUpload.com an archive of my Dec. 20 show, AND;

"Transmission of threats via interstate communications" in that I, my wife, our son and my mother were REPEATEDLY telephoned and threatened with physical attack by persons using SKYPE and other internet-based communications systems. Crank calls, harassing calls and threatening calls were received all day Christmas Eve, throughout Christmas Day and continue to this very moment!!!

According the the "International Convention on Cyber Crime" The European Union will cooperate and honor U.S. Subpoenas to compel SKYPE (based in Luxemborg) to release Customer information such as originating IP addresses, and/or customer information of folks who used that service to launch the telephone acitivites. ALL of them will be caught and prosecuted.

As soon as the charges are Docketed, my lawyers will move for "Ex Parte Discovery" to issue federal subpoenas to a whole slew of companies to obtain customer names and addresses for the individuals involved in these criminal acts.

Every single individual involved in this attack will be caught, prosecuted and then sued civilly for what they have done. I will not stop until I catch them all and bring every single one of them to court.

As of this morning, a hardware packet sniffer has been installed outside my server. It is presently capturing and logging EVERY IP address being used to connect to this machine, since the Denial of Service attack is resuming! EVERY IP will be captured, EVERY ISP will be notified and EVERY compromised machine being used as an "attack bot" will be physically disconnected from the net. EVERY person involved in attacking this site will be caught, proscuted and sued no matter how old they are, no matter what country they are in.

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[edit] Discoveries

1. Hal Turner runs his show out of his house, including the website. The net cost to him is negligible.
2. Hal Turner owns an expensive 2005 Lexus ES350.
3. Hal Turner has a coke habit, and while high he <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Weev" title="Weev">accidentally sucks dicks.</a>
4. Hal Turner's home is registered under his wife's name.
5. Hal Turner's wife runs his shit.
6. Hal Turner's wife is actually a <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Thailand" title="Thailand">Thai</a> ladyboy.
7. Hal is a 5'2" 180 pound midget.
8. Hal's wife, Phyllis Turner, is 5'7" and weighs in at 270 pounds. DOB is 6-21-66
9. Hal Turner is <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Gay" title="Gay">gay</a>.
10. Hal Turner is <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Retarded" title="Retarded">retarded</a>.
11. Hal Turner is <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Unemployed" title="Unemployed">unemployed</a>.
12. Hal Turner owns a <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Hugbox" title="Hugbox">hugbox</a>.
13. Hal Turner is a <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Furry" title="Furry">furry</a> (redundant with the above four points).
14. Hal Turner's "penis" is actually a rabid <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Mexican" title="Mexican">Mexican</a> <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Dwarf" title="Dwarf">dwarf</a> who bit him in the crotch during a scuffle at a gay bar, spurring his hatred of <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Spics" title="Spics">spics</a>.
15. Hal Turner's license plate says "Fresh" and has dice in the mirror.
16. Hal likes making posts that keep increasing the font size

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[edit] Early Conclusions

Hal often publishes personal contact details of judges, state officials and even local officials who make decisions he doesn't agree with, especially in cases of White Supremacists. And as expected, when given a dose of his own medicine, Hal immediately cries foul, visits his <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Hugbox" title="Hugbox">hugbox</a> and then mewls endlessly about being <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Butthurt" title="Butthurt">butthurt</a>. His loyal buttplug-wielding army of <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Black" title="Black">black</a> <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Skinhead" title="Skinhead">skinheads</a> applies copious amounts of love and lube to him, before engaging in a fierce gay orgy punctuated by shrieking orgasms and subsequent spontaneous combustion (known as firebombing among homosexual bigots). The fire department stopped responding to his calls <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/At_least_100_years_ago" title="At least 100 years ago">a while ago</a>.

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[edit] Hal's Lawyer Emails 7chan

(Actually, it was Hal himself who emailed 7chan, but apparently he has a squad of <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Lawyer" title="Lawyer">lawyers</a> at his beck and call so don't fuck with him.)

 Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:45:22 -0500
 From: Hal Turner <Host@halturnershow.com>
 
 To: abuse@multacom.com, DMCA@multacom.com, legal@multicom.com,
 Abuse@7chan.org
 
 Subject: Felony Criminal threats, Civil Copyright Violations,
 Felony Conspiracy to Disrupt Interstate Commerce via your servers. . . . . 
 
 
 Sirs:
 Please accept this communication as formal legal notice of criminal
 activity in violation of several federal laws, being conducted through
 your service and computer servers at IP address 66.152.175.23
 
 By this e-mail you are requested and required to SEQUESTER - pending the
 arrival of a federal subpoena - all computer server logs and internet
 protocol/presence (IP) information for all users of your services at the
 following Uniform Resource Locator (URL) , which took place between 9:00
 PM eastern U.S. time and 11:59 PM Eastern US time on Wednesday, December
 20, 2006 as publicly logged at * http://img.7chan.org/i/res/49259.html*
 
 Persons utilizing your service at the above URL and corresponding IRC
 Chat channel(s) engaged in criminal conspiracies and violated several
 federal laws last night as follows:
 
 Transmission of a threat via interstate commerce, to do bodily harm, in
 violation of Title 18, United States Code (USC) Section 875 (c), by
 posting the following threat to rape my family:
 
 >> Anonymous 06/12/20(Wed)21:01 No.
 <http://img.7chan.org/i/res/49259.html#49527>49527
 <http://img.7chan.org/i/res/49259.html#i49527>
 
 HAL TURNER'S FAMILY'S GONNA' GET RAEPD BY A BUNCH OF NIGGRAS!!!
 
 
 In addition to the violation above, a second user posted a second threat
 to crack my skull open as follows:
 
 >> Anonymous 06/12/20(Wed)21:23 No.
 <http://img.7chan.org/i/res/49259.html#49587>49587
 <http://img.7chan.org/i/res/49259.html#i49587>
 File: 11666786054049587.jpg
 <http://img.7chan.org/i/src/11666786054049587.jpg> -(/42 KB, 800x563/)
 Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.
 49587 <http://img.7chan.org/i/src/11666786054049587.jpg>
 
 Hal is getting owned. He's fucking oblivious.
 
 
 In furtherance of the threats above, a third participant/conspirator
 posted my HOME address so as to enable the previous threats to be
 carried out, as follows:
 
 >> Anonymous 06/12/20(Wed)22:21 No.
 <http://img.7chan.org/i/res/49259.html#49665>49665
 <http://img.7chan.org/i/res/49259.html#i49665>
 
 Hal Turner
 1906 Paterson Plank Road
 North Bergen, NJ 07047-1900
 USA
 
 needs moar boxes
 
 
 While the threats were being made, other users of your service announced
 they were willfully violating the Digital Millennium Copyright Act
 (DMCA) by making recordings of my radio program and offering those
 recording to the public for free, thus intentionally thwarting the
 subscription service I implemented for such audio archives as follows:
 
 >> Anonymous 06/12/20(Wed)17:18 No.
 <http://img.7chan.org/i/res/49259.html#49306>49306
 <http://img.7chan.org/i/res/49259.html#i49306>
 
 i record the show every week so there will be a rapidshare url about
 12:30-12:45am eastern time.
 
 
 After announcing their intention to violate my Copyright and the DMCA,
 they did, in fact, perpetrate such violations as posted here:
 
 >> Anonymous 06/12/20(Wed)22:31 No.
 <http://img.7chan.org/i/res/49259.html#49668>49668
 <http://img.7chan.org/i/res/49259.html#i49668>
 
 http://www.megaupload.com/?d=5BZKPNX8
 
 Full Show rip
 
 
 
 In addition to the crimes above, the users of your service then
 conspired to maliciously disrupt my talk radio show, which is intentional
 disruption of Interstate Commerce, as evidence by the following:
 
 >> Anonymous 06/12/20(Wed)23:25 No.
 <http://img.7chan.org/i/res/49259.html#49688>49688
 <http://img.7chan.org/i/res/49259.html#i49688>
 
 i recorded the show thank me later

 http://www.megaupload.com/?d=5BZKPNX8
 
 NEXT WEEK 100X THE RUINAGE
 
 I WANT HAL TURNER HIMSELF TO COME IN THE IRC CHATZ TO WHINE
 
 IF YOU'RE SCARED, REG A NICKNAME /MSG NICKSERV REGISTER PASSWORD
 FAKEEMAIL THEN GET A VHOST /MSG HOSTSERV REQUEST
 WHATEVER.HALTURNERSHOW.COM
 
 HES SUCH A DUMBASS HE'D THINK SOMEONE WAS HACKING HALTURNERSHOW.COM
 AND USING HIS SERVER FOR EVIL USAGE.
 
 
 If the criminal acts and violations listed above weren't enough, other
 users of your service are conspiring to commit FRAUD by impersonating me
 and having goods, services shipped to me and fraudulently billed to me,
 as evidenced by the following:
 
 
 >> Anonymous 06/12/20(Wed)23:30 No.
 
 <http://img.7chan.org/i/res/49259.html#49692>49692
 <http://img.7chan.org/i/res/49259.html#i49692>
 
 Also
 
 Fire up tor. Sign him up for free shit that gets sent to his house.
 STD info, Viagra/Cialis samples, ANYTHING you can think of,
 magazines, cd/movie clubs, boxes, etc.
 
 He will post shit on his website about the flood of shit coming to
 his house and whine next week.
 
 ALSO GET FEMALE CALLERS (I KNOW ITS HARD FOR YOU GUYS). BORROW YOUR
 COOL MOM, SISTER, AUNT, FEMALE FRIEND, GIRLFRIEND, JUST HAVE THEM
 TALK FOR 30 SECS THEN HAND OVER THE PHONE TO SHOUT YOUR SHIT OUT.
 
 I'm personally a racist and anti-semite, however Hal Turner's
 audience is the rebel flag flying, beer drinking, beer can crushing
 on the head, 33" mud tires, wife beating, daughter raping rednecks.
 It gives intellectual racists a bad name.
 
 
 Last, but certainly not least, another user of your service posted
 false and defamatory accusations about me as follows:
 
 >> HAL TURNER Anonymous <mailto:YAHOO@YAHOO.COM> 06/12/21(Thu)01:53
 No. <http://img.7chan.org/i/res/49259.html#49747>49747
 <http://img.7chan.org/i/res/49259.html#i49747>
 
 HAL TURNER IS A CHILD MOLESTER GUYS YOU ALL DIDNT KNOW THAT HE BEEN
 HANGING OUT ON MY SPACE.COM AND HAS HIS PIC ON THERE CHECK IT OUT
 YOU WONT BELEIVE IT UNTILL YOU SEE IT
 
 
 I own the Turner Radio Network and host a very popular talk show on that
 network.
 
 I intend to use the full resources of my network to launch criminal and
 civil actions against every single offender mentioned above to make an
 example of them.
 
 To that end, you are hereby requested and required to sequester server
 logs and IP addresses of the users identified above, pending the arrival
 of federal subpoena(s)
 
 Please be advised that willfully discarding such information after
 having been notified herewith of pending criminal and civil legal
 actions, would be Obstruction of Justice and Destruction of Evidence in
 violation of other federal laws.
 
 In addition to Sequestering logs and IP information, I also ask that you
 enforce you Acceptable Use Policy and/or Terms of Service by immediately
 revoking the ability of such users to continue violating your rules in
 the future and by removing the material above from public view.
 
 Thank you,
 
 Hal Turner
 Owner
 TURNER RADIO NETWORK
 1906 Paterson Plank Road
 North Bergen, NJ 07047-1900
 USA
 Tel: 201-484-7809

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[edit] Hal and his Wife's Detailed Dox

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 / ___| | | |  / \  | \ | |
| |   | |_| | / _ \ |  \| |   ENTERPRISES LLC.
| |___|  _  |/ ___ \| |\  |   "i herd u liek mudkipz lol"
 \____|_| |_/_/   \_\_| \_|         -- PRESENTS --
                           
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FULL DISCLOSURE: Harold Turner -- White Supremacist, Hate Monger, Liar, Mongrel

This document is the result of extensive research by the private infosec firm
CHAN ENTERPRISES, LLC., conducted under extensive private funding provided by
Eric Bauman and Max Goldberg and their associates.

This report is divided into several key sections:

1. Contact Information
2. Family Information
3. Criminal Record
4. Previous Addresses/Points of Contact
5. Other Relevant Information

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1. Contact Information
Full Name: Harold Charles Turner
Age: 44
Date of Birth: March 15, 1962 - or - August 19, 1962

Current Home Address:
1906 Patterson Plank Rd. Unit 1A #10P
North Bergen, NJ 07047 - Google Maps: http://tinyurl.com/yf7ssl
Note: Address is registered under wife's name (see below)

Current Automobile: '05 Lexus ES330, color Gold
        Plates:  State of New Jersey, Plates 3N3-N8H 

Phone Service: Vonage
        Home Phone Number: (201) 348-8388

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2. Family Information
Wife: Phyllis A. Turner (Beatrice)
    Misdemeanors on file:
        * Parking Ticket, '05 Lexus ES330, plates 3N3-N8H 
                10/12/2006, issued at 13:04:51
                issued by Leah Shultz for an amount of $14.51
                in Hoboken, NJ
                Issued near Sinatra Park, East Street @ 3rd.

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3. Criminal Record
Summary:
 13 Domestic Violence complaint 
 1 Animal Cruelty complaint
 1 Speeding Ticket
 2 Additional red flags on record.
As well, Mr. Turner has a sealed juvinile record. This data was unavailable at
time time of this writing.

Note with regards to red flags: A red flag signifies that criminal charges are
being pressed at present, and further information is unavailable from the
Department of Justice.

Summary of Domestic Violence Complaints:
 - Generally loud yelling heard by neighbours,
 - one instance was unknown person screaming, upon police arrival nothing
   substantial was found.

Animal Cruelty Call:
Witness said they observed Mr. Turner "punt" a small dog from his front lawn 
onto his patio.
July 19th, 2006 at 16:31, police arrived on-scene at roughly 17:00.

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4. Previous Addresses/Points of Contact

PO. Box 58, Titusville, NJ, 08560
1721 Wood Terrace Circle, Atlanta, GA 30340 
147 Mt. Vernon St, Ridgefield Park, NJ 07660 
1721 Wood Terrace Circle, Doraville, GA 30340 
5044 Airline Rd, Dallas, TX 75205 

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5. Other Pertinent Info
Tax Information: Property was assessed at $3,349 for the tax year of 2004
        Improvement Value: $67,500
        Land Value: $19,900

Known Relatives:
        John J. Turner
        Dominic Turner
        Janice Turner
        Kathleen T. Turner

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|_|   |_| |_|\__, |_|_|_|___/   |_| \__,_|_|  |_| |_|\___|_|
             |___/     moar like major breadwinner, amirite?

CHAN Enterprises presents: A disturbing expose on the fiscal backing of
    Harold C. Turner's antics.

Background Info:

    Harold Charles Turner has not worked in over 6 years that CHAN
    Enterprises was able to determine. As such, the majority of his
    idiotic antics are supported by his wife. Us hard working sleuths
    at CHAN Enterprises have discovered a shocking document, documenting
    the fiancial mismanagement the Turner family, in the form of a
    disturbing United States Bankruptcy Court Form B1. This is a CHAN
    Enterprises exclusive.

Subject: Phyllis A. Turner (nee Beatrice)

     SSN: 135-42-2613
     1906 Patterson Plank Road, Unit 1A
     North Bergen, NJ 07047

     Occupation: AXA Equitable Life, New York, NY
            Salary in 2001: $5,714.00
            -> Deductions : $2,268.00
            -> Take home  : $3,446.00

     Dependants: Turner, Harold Charles (spouse)
                 Turner, Michael (son, 6 years of age in 2001)

     BANKRUPT: Filed 02:19 PM, July 02, 2001

     Power Profile:
            Lives in a condominium at 1906 Patterson Plank Rd, Unit 1A
            Property owned by subject.
            Total assets at time of filing: $9,750.00
            Mortgage at $69,001.00 at time of filing (original: $87,400)
    Creditors:
            15 Credit Cards ranging from JC Penny's to First USA Bank
                    Total owed: $88,163.00 (whoa.)

This has been a CHAN Enterprises production. Special thanks for financial
support goes out to Eric Bauman (ebaumsworld.com) and Max Goldberg. Without
their contining support these efforts would not be possible.

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[edit] Hal just gives up

this is the updated version, posted just after the above screen shot was made Sunday, December 31, 2006 My web site has been turned off

I regret to announce that my web site has been turned off. The

attacks against my server proved to be "disruptive" to the entire Class 1 data center in which it was housed.

I am, as of now, DEFEATED.

Off the Internet except for this (highly-content-restricted) blog, off the air, dead in the water - with remaining invoices for thousands of dollars in bandwidth (intentionally used by the attackers,) on their way for me to pay.

I have been completely and totally destroyed by attacks

emanating from a criminal conspiracy of people at 4chan.org, 7 chan.org, ebaumsworld.com, nexisonline.com and others. These criminals attacked my server relentlessly for ten days. This was criminal and civil Tort under 18 USC 1030, the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act. They publicly and repeatedly told me they would not stop unless I agreed to shut down my web site and shut off my radio show. This was blackmail; criminal felony Extortion. I would not give in. They called my house hundreds of times a day with crank phone calls. This was unlawful telephone harassment in violation of state and federal laws. They placed phony orders for hundreds of dollars in Pizza from Papa Johns, and two other local Pizza shops, DEFRAUDING those companies who delivered those unwanted pizzas to my house. The orders were placed by internet and by telephone meaning the perpetrators committed 3 counts of WIRE FRAUD. Today (Sun. Dec. 31) alone, three separate Chinese restaurants were defrauded by these same fake orders for food to be delivered to my house. The fraud was perpetrated by telephone, making it 3 more counts of WIRE FRAUD. They placed fraudulent orders worth tens of thousands of dollars for supplies of shipping boxes, envelopes, labels and packing slips to be delivered to my house from DHL and Ebay. These companies shipped these supplies thinking I had applied to be a new agent of theirs, only to find out when the shipments arrived that the whole order - placed via internet - was faked. These four for five separate fake orders for shipping supplies came in via internet, making the perpetrators guilty of four or five more counts of WIRE FRAUD. Since the EBAY supplies arrived via U.S. Mail, the entire fake order constitutes MAIL FRAUD.

The criminal actions of these people have destroyed my web

site, my radio show and my web site hosting company. The owners of the web sites 4chan.org, 7chan.org, ebaumsworld.com and nexisonline.com were all told these acts were taking place.

Despite being told these activities were ongoing and being

organzied via their web sites they did NOTHING to stop it. I even went so far as to contact their web hosting companies who did NOTHING to stop any of this.

In my personal OPINION, I believe their lack of action makes

the owners of those sites accessories to the crimes listed above -- but that is just my opinion.

The "Abuse" departments at many of the ISP's took days to

respond and even longer to act. In the end, most did little or nothing.

The criminals operating out of 4chan.org, 7chan.org,

ebaumsworld.com and nexisonline.com have also publicly announced their intentions to do the EXACT SAME THING to:

VNN and its forum

Stormfront The Prussian Blue Web Site James Wikstrom's web site

The IP Addresses which attacked my server with thousands and sometimes even hundreds of thousands of connections were:

removed because they don't matter at all.

I am not certain where to go from here. My entire existence -

short of my physical presence on this planet - has been utterly wrecked, by people I never met from places I've never been.

Hal Turner

1906 Paterson Plank Road North Bergen, NJ 07047-1900 USA

secret 12@optonline.net

posted by HalTurnerShow.com @ 5:10 PM

it's all clumped up because the formatting would make the text be too fucking wide and go off page

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[edit] Homosexual Leanings and Coke Habit

About five years ago, Mr. Turner allegedly struggled with a coke habit and homosexual tendencies. <a href="http://www.thenation.com/doc/20050620/blumenthal" class="external text" title="http://www.thenation.com/doc/20050620/blumenthal" rel=" ">For more information</a>.

<a name="Hal_Declares_Victory_Again"></a>

[edit] Hal Declares Victory Again

On January 1st, 2007, Hal claimed to have tracked down two channers, a 15-year-old and a 19-year-old. According to Hal, the 15-year-old was grounded from using the internet for "a while" by his father. These claims have yet to be verified because they are false.

Meanwhile, white nationalist ally Von Bluven claimed on his

blog that "chan7.org" was down, which is true, since no such website has ever existed. He also identified <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/ED" title="ED">ED</a> as one of the sites used to "harass" Turner, although he did not specify whether or not he believed <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/ED" title="ED">ED</a> to be a faggery daggery doo encyclopedia company. <a href="http://vonbluvensshow.blogspot.com/2006/12/list-of-websites-involved-in.html" class="external text" title="http://vonbluvensshow.blogspot.com/2006/12/list-of-websites-involved-in.html" rel=" ">See his blog entry.</a> At any rate, Von Bluven's sites were later targetted for attack.

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[edit] Secondary Targets

The Vanguard News Network, another white nationalist site, also had its forums attacked. Members <a href="http://vnnforum.com/showthread.php?t=42664" class="external text" title="http://vnnforum.com/showthread.php?t=42664" rel=" ">responded with characteristic impotence</a> and alleged that some of the attacks were coming from the <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Jew" title="Jew">Anti-Deflamation League</a>. "I think a group of assassins has already headed in that direction to take care of the ADL problem," wrote one VNN member. "Of course, anywhere where the ADL is situated is fair game." It was unclear whether or not any members of the Anti-Defamation League were actually killed by <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Redneck" title="Redneck">assassins</a> or simply defamed by them over the internet.

Later, VNN member and alleged <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Boytaur" title="Boytaur">boytaur</a> <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Internet_tough_guy" title="Internet tough guy">Yankee Jim</a> expressed his desire "to go to <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Youtube" title="Youtube">Youtube</a>

one day and see a couple of these jackasses getting beaten repeatedly, over and over and over again with oil soaked oak table legs." It is speculated that he will get his wish as soon as Turner manages to locate a video of an unrelated backyard wrestling tournament filmed two years ago.

On January 5, <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/2007" title="2007">2007</a>,

7chan briefly redirected either to the FBI's site or that of the Computer Crime & Intellectual Property Section of the United States Department of Justice <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/For_the_lulz" title="For the lulz">for the lulz</a>, and because trevorchan broked. It was eventually fixed.

Fellow <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Cock" title="Cock">White Nationalist radio host</a> VonBluvens (or 'Von Bluvey' as he is known to the <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Nigger" title="Nigger">people</a> at VNN) was later taken off of the <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Internets" title="Internets">intarweb</a> when the <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Nigra" title="Nigra">Mossad</a> discovered a severe case of <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/AIDS" title="AIDS">AIDS</a> embedded in the html code.

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[edit] WHERES MAH CHECK

There are indications that people who use Encyclopedia Dramatica can't read.

7chan briefly redirected to <a href="http://www.cybercrime.gov" class="external text" title="http://www.cybercrime.gov" rel=" ">Internet Police HQ</a>, paralleling Hal Turner's FBI redirect, as a joke. When 7chan's home page came back up, the following message was stickied on /b/:

"As many of you know, a certain "raid" that was started here has

gained lots of attention over the past few weeks. This "raid", targeted at Hal Turner of Hal Turner Radio, was actually a plan that was devised by Buri-chwan, former 7chan admin, and Hal Turner himself. The details of the plan are that 7chan offered Hal Turner notoriety with the *chan communities [as most of them are filled with white supremacists anyway], and, unknown to us, donations, in exchange for an extra server to ease the pressure on our current, overtaxed servers. As the community is open to pretty much any type of discussion, we couldn't exactly stop this so-called raid from happening, so we decided to play along. Couldn't hurt, right?

What we didn't count on was the few "out of the loop" raiders

attacking other sites, such as Bill White's [aka overthrow.com owner]. Apparently, Bill White took offense and ordered his own fans [ps3 hueg numbers] to take down our site, which, as you know, has happened.

Apologies to all parties unintentionally harmed by this mixup.

We are no longer in this with Hal [since, apparently, this is a scam on his part, since he received over $1,000 in donations].

- Matt"

The <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php//b/tards" title="/b/tards">clever folks</a>

at 7chan managed to take away the last of Hal Turner's fanbase/donators, and make a new meme. 7chan got overthrow.com to post that Hal Turner extorted donations from his fans, and ended any remaining Turner fanboyism that was left after the bulk of the attacks. I also learned what <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Gullible" title="Gullible">gullible</a> means.

Once it was too late, Hal Turner responded:

"Bill White is once again simply making things up. He has quite a track record of doing exactly that.

There isn't one iota of truth to what Bill has written in his claiming the DDoS was setup in any way by me.

I do not know anyone at any of the web sites that perpetrated

this series of attacks. I did not talk to anyone about doing the attacks.

Bill White simply doesn't know what the hell he is talking

about. He is a has- been who is trying to weasel some publicity for himself and his pathetic web site out of the issue involving me.

Hal Turner"

Since this announcement, Hal Turner has reported on his <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/At_least_100" title="At least 100">at least 100</a> percent factually accurate website that he has received <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/At_least_100" title="At least 100">at least 100</a> dollars in donations, which he will use to <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Pwn" title="Pwn">pwn</a> everybody who partook in the <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Lulz" title="Lulz">lulz</a> in <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Internet_court" title="Internet court">internet court</a>. He will report said donations to the IRS in <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/At_least_100" title="At least 100">at least 100</a> years from now. The <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Sauce" title="Sauce">sauce</a> is not linked to because Hal blocks <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/At_least_100" title="At least 100">at least 100</a> percent of all traffic to his site.

<a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Some_argue" title="Some argue">Some argue</a> that the arrest of <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Sick_fuck" title="Sick fuck">sick fuck</a> Kevin Strom for <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/CP" title="CP">CP</a> was directly caused by the <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Lulz" title="Lulz">lulz</a> ensueing on Hal Turner's show. Argument for this theory goes like thusly:

1) Kevin Strom decides to investigate the <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Jews" title="Jews">Jews</a> attacking his white brother Hal Turner.

2) Kevin Strom winds up on <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Not4chan" title="Not4chan">not4chan</a> and sees "a questionable picture on that message board."

3) Kevin went on just one pedo site and his wife got scared,

and said, "You're movin' with <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Bubba" title="Bubba">Bubba</a> in a prison near Bel-Air."

4) His wife whistled for a <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/FBI" title="FBI">van</a> and when it came near,

The license plate said <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Banhammer" title="Banhammer">B&</a> and it had hammers on the mirror.

Jewish <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php//b/tards" title="/b/tards">/b/tards</a> and <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/7chan" title="7chan">/i/nsurgents</a> will occasionally suggest a final raid against Hal to make him so <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Butthurt" title="Butthurt">butthurt</a> that he leaves teh <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Internetz" title="Internetz">internetz</a>, but everyone else ignores their <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Illuminati" title="Illuminati">Illuminati</a> propaganda because Hal Turner has become an <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Old_meme" title="Old meme">old meme</a>. Hal Turner has provoked a ton of interest in himself as a result of his lolsuit.

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[edit] The Lolsuit

As posted on his website, Hal Turner has brought a "lawsuit" up against 4chan, 7chan, and other places of faggotry who want to take credit.

This has allegedly been filed in US courts, based on these

sketchy PDFs he put on his website. In these PDFs, not only does he make many typographical and grammatical errors, but also refers to:

• IP address as Internet Presence Address (good going, Hal, 9 keystrokes could have saved you this on Google)
• Anonymous' unique ability to travel through time with a flux capacitor and 1.21 <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php?title=Jiggawatts&action=edit" class="new" title="Jiggawatts">jiggawatts</a> to harass him in the future on December 23, 2007.
• How he was "BANDIWDTH RAPE[ed]" over Christmas.

Among many other lulzy catchphrase potential materials.

Lolsuit dox: *<a href="http://www.kroxy.net/cgi-bin/nph-privax.cgi/111110A/http/www.HalTurnerShow.com/Complaint.pdf" class="external text" title="http://www.kroxy.net/cgi-bin/nph-privax.cgi/111110A/http/www.HalTurnerShow.com/Complaint.pdf" rel=" ">his actual "complaint"</a>

• <a href="http://www.kroxy.net/cgi-bin/nph-privax.cgi/111110A/http/www.HalTurnerShow.com/ComplaintCoverSheet.pdf" class="external text" title="http://www.kroxy.net/cgi-bin/nph-privax.cgi/111110A/http/www.HalTurnerShow.com/ComplaintCoverSheet.pdf" rel=" ">the supposed scanned coversheet</a>

<a name="Update"></a>

[edit] Update

As of Monday, Jan 22, 2007 - the lawsuit HAS been entered into PACER. Case/Docket Number: 2:07-cv-00306

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[edit] THE STORY SO FAR

Hal's 25 page crayon screed of a complaint was read by a judge, and the cause of action that the lolsuit currently stands under is COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT. That's right, a copyright case - not "bandwidth rape" or any kind of "national treasure" or his dead mother or father. Top attorneys at LOL suggest that the suit was entered as "copyright infringment" on the mercy of a judge who was giving his "pro se" litigant charge some benefit of the doubt.

Hal has also filed a motion for a temporary restraining order

and a preliminary injunction against all of the websites named as defendants. The documents relating to this case show that Hal came in and gave a statement that was essentially a verbal summary of the "charges" in the 25-page complaint. This motion was DENIED by the district court judge.

As Hal will likely continue to allege various causes of action

he has apparently heard of one time in a sticky back-issue of Hustler Magazine as opposed to copyright infringment, expert attorneys at LOL believe the lolsuit will end up in the heeper shit by Friday.

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[edit] Removal of Content

On Monday 22nd, Hal did the natural thing for him to do - <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Pussy" title="Pussy">pussy</a> out of a situation when his stupid plan has been foiled. He fails to notice that when something has been posted on the internet, it stays on the internet for <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/At_least_100" title="At least 100">at least 100</a> years.

In order to protect himself from <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php?title=Criminal&action=edit" class="new" title="Criminal">criminal</a>

charges for threatening to bomb the White House with a jet, threatening to crush people's windpipes, posting at least 100 of anonymous' contact information on his site and more, Hal deleted all content on his site, not realising that all of it had been cached, and that he could be sued for creating fake federal documents.

All have come to the conclusion that Hal should either be in prison or an insane asylum.

It has also been revealed that, instead of costs amounting to <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/OVER_9000" title="OVER 9000">OVER 9000</a> dollars, the actual bandwidth <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Rape" title="Rape">rape</a> that was unleashed upon him should have cost around $100, according to his service provider.

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[edit] 7chan Fails

On January 24th <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Ian" title="Ian">Ian</a> received an email from his datacenter about the content hosted on /i/, Ian looked over their TOS (something the faggot probably should've done when he first signed up with them) and realized that "every thread in /i/" was breaking their TOS. So Ian did the pussy thing and removed /i/ from 7chan.

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[edit] Hal Turdner Kicked Out of Datacenter

According to a post on <a href="http://www.vnnforum.com/showthread.php?t=43850&highlight=Turner" class="external text" title="http://www.vnnforum.com/showthread.php?t=43850&highlight=Turner" rel=" ">VNNForum</a>, the data center hosting HalTurdnerShow.com has kicked him out due to continued DDoSing of his website.

Although very <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Butthurt" title="Butthurt">butthurt</a>, Hal promises to find a new DC and be back up by Monday. Related article on <a href="http://www.overthrow.com/lsn/news.asp?articleID=10135" class="external text" title="http://www.overthrow.com/lsn/news.asp?articleID=10135" rel=" ">Overthrow.com</a>.

More information straight from Hal himself can be found on his <a href="http://halturnershow.blogspot.com" class="external text" title="http://halturnershow.blogspot.com" rel=" ">bloggggge</a>.

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[edit] Hal is Homeless on the Interbutt. AGAIN

Thanks to the efforts of <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Anonymous" title="Anonymous">Anonymous</a>, Hal was removed from his latest data center in less than a day since the contents of his show and site broke their AUP. A <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Butthurt" title="Butthurt">butthurt</a> Hal has yet to comment on the situation, but expect plenty of <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Lulz" title="Lulz">lulz</a> to arise from the situation.

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[edit] Car Crash, lulz

Apparently, he found a new datacentre, only to get in a car crash whilst trying to get there. He may have been driving his Lexus that he supposedly <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Lie" title="Lie">didn't own</a>.

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[edit] Hal just gives up, again.

On February 1st, 2007 Hal Turner made a post on his <a href="http://turnerradionetwork.blogspot.com/" class="external text" title="http://turnerradionetwork.blogspot.com/" rel=" ">Blog</a> stating that he "Will no longer be talking about this issue, in the hopes that it will die down" No one believes him, and more lulz are expected to arrise out of his latest surrender.

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[edit] Hal Just Gives Up Again for the Last Time

On February 8th, 2007, Hal Turner posted on his <a href="http://turnerradionetwork.blogspot.com/" class="external text" title="http://turnerradionetwork.blogspot.com/" rel=" ">blog</a> again, this time with a far more serious concession. In it, he claimed that nobody loved him, his listeners were wimps, nobody sent him <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Money" title="Money">money</a>, and ultimately that the only solution was <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Final_Solution" title="Final Solution">to quit the internet forever.</a>

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[edit] Hal Declares There is still hope

After previously claiming he was leaving the internet, Hal claimed the New York Times contacted him twice regarding an interview about his decision to terminate his online presence. (why the New York Times would give a shit about this remains to be seen, but since it came from Hal's mouth you can expect it to be bullshit) Shortly after he posted another blog entry claiming a 4th Datacenter had refused to house his server. And that "the search contines..." even though he had previously stated only a few days prior that he was through with the internet and that lack of "listener support" was causing him to remove his presence online. He then claimed $680 came in the mail from listeners and that "there is still hope" He then posted yet ANOTHER blog entry claiming another $415 came in the mail and that there's still hope! It's obvious he's trying to make it seem like his "threat" of leaving the innanet has saddened many people who are now giving their monies to Hal Turner so he can stay on the internet. He then goes on to complain about how 1300 people download his show every week (most of whom are obviously legion) and that only "20 people donated" LEECHES!

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[edit] Hijackery Dackery Doo

On Saturday, February 10th, Hal brought forth his most absurd claim yet: The infamous <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Canada" title="Canada">KKKanadian</a> <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Communism" title="Communism">KKKommunist</a> <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Kirtaner" title="Kirtaner">KKKirtaner</a> had hacked into his websites in the name of <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Pedophilia" title="Pedophilia">pedophilia</a>, changed his registration, and forced the domains to redirect to 420chan.org. As usual, Hal was shown quite quickly to be full of shit: a quick <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/WHOIS" title="WHOIS">WHOIS</a> search revealed that, quite on the contrary to his claims, that Kirtaner had not changed his registration to anything similar to "420CHANENTERPRIZES".

Since his host claims that their database was last updated on

February 10th, this also casts severe doubt on Hal's other claim--namely, that the restoration of the nonexistant theft would take three to five days.

On February 12th he posted an update on his blog stating that

his hijacked sites were RECOVERED (Hal likes to use BIG capital LETTERS for words that DON'T require THEM. No one KNOWS why this IS as of YET. And that his hosting company had forwarded detailed logs to the "appropriate authorities for legal action."

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[edit] Hal declares victory again

As of February 18th, Hal Turner reenabled his site temporarily, but refuses to put on an internet lulzshow. He also will not be providing the call-in numbers for his 'Satalite radio shows', nor will anyone be able to purchase rights for his audio archives. Hal is butthurt. He also claims EVERY SINGLE ISP has released subscriber info without A PROBLEM! Hal expects people to believe ISP's turned over the information of over a thousand of their subscribers to some faggot with a copyright infringement lawsuit, a faggot who is defending himself because Hal can't afford a lawyer. Hal claims he won't release the info so no one can claim any harm was done to them, this is obviously bullshit because if Hal ever got hold of even the tiniest amount of information he would release it in a heartbeat. He also claims he's preparing a lawsuit in Canada, presumably against Kirtanter (even though 420chan was ownd hard by Perverted Justice. Protip for /i/: Learn who you can fuck with and who you cannot. wget doesn't bring down everything under the sun, and stop trying to raid Google you idiots) It is expected that Hal will perform his usual removal of content and claim that the ISP's renegged on giving up subsriber info, because of course, they are JEWS.

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[edit] More Turner lies and bullshit

On February 21st Hal posted an entry on his website claiming a HOUSE FIRE WRECKED HIS MOMS HOME. Her beautiful little home suffered CATASTROPHIC damage, surprisingly Hal claims there was no sign of arson or foul play, this is very uncharacteristic of Hal as he blaims everything on the JEWS. Anonymous quickly unearthed the <a href="http://www.thetimes-tribune.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=17877199&BRD=2185&PAG=461&dept_id=415898&rfi=6" class="external text" title="http://www.thetimes-tribune.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=17877199&BRD=2185&PAG=461&dept_id=415898&rfi=6" rel=" ">real story</a>, and uncovered Hal's bullshit lies, Another story can be found <a href="http://www.wnep.com/Global/story.asp?S=6114803" class="external text" title="http://www.wnep.com/Global/story.asp?S=6114803" rel=" ">Here</a>

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[edit] Moot did it, lol

From Hal Turner's site, an alleged comment from <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Moot" title="Moot">Moot</a>

 
Moot » Remember how you said you were gonna burn down the houses of the e-attackers? Payback's a bitch, eh? 

02.21.07 - 8:52 pm
IP: 66.215.14.119

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Hal Turner says:
"Moot" is the owner of one of the web sites being sued by me over the attacks against my web site.  The e-mail address is also correct for that person.  I suspect the federal court and Jury will be hugely interested when this is introduced as evidence of the malice of that site and its owner.  


 MomsHouseFire

The email address was admin @ 4chan.org.

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[edit] Related Audio

• <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Image:Audiolink.gif" class="image" title="Image:Audiolink.gif"><img src="http://pr0n.shoopwhoops.com/images/b/ba/Audiolink.gif" alt="Image:Audiolink.gif" longdesc="/index.php/Image:Audiolink.gif" height="17" width="17"></a> <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/images/8/8e/HalTurder.mp3" class="internal" title="HalTurder.mp3">HalTurder.mp3</a> The initial call to Hal warning him that his dox have been posted (lol).
• <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Image:Audiolink.gif" class="image" title="Image:Audiolink.gif"><img src="http://pr0n.shoopwhoops.com/images/b/ba/Audiolink.gif" alt="Image:Audiolink.gif" longdesc="/index.php/Image:Audiolink.gif" height="17" width="17"></a> <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/images/c/cf/LolHalsServersTakenByFeds.mp3" class="internal" title="LolHalsServersTakenByFeds.mp3">LolHalsServersTakenByFeds.mp3</a> A call to Hal confirming what has happened to his website.
• <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Image:Audiolink.gif" class="image" title="Image:Audiolink.gif"><img src="http://pr0n.shoopwhoops.com/images/b/ba/Audiolink.gif" alt="Image:Audiolink.gif" longdesc="/index.php/Image:Audiolink.gif" height="17" width="17"></a> <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/images/1/1d/Raidloli.mp3" class="internal" title="Raidloli.mp3">Raidloli.mp3</a> The infamous raid loli.

(NOTE: 'Frecka', the loli in the call, informs us that the file cuts off because Hal hung up on her. There is nothing missing)

• <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Image:Audiolink.gif" class="image" title="Image:Audiolink.gif"><img src="http://pr0n.shoopwhoops.com/images/b/ba/Audiolink.gif" alt="Image:Audiolink.gif" longdesc="/index.php/Image:Audiolink.gif" height="17" width="17"></a> <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/images/9/97/HalturnerFBI.mp3" class="internal" title="HalturnerFBI.mp3">HalturnerFBI.mp3</a> Anonymous talks to the FBI.
• <a href="http://www.fyrburn.com/hal/" class="external text" title="http://www.fyrburn.com/hal/" rel=" ">Hal Turner's Final Broadcast</a>
• <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Image:Audiolink.gif" class="image" title="Image:Audiolink.gif"><img src="http://pr0n.shoopwhoops.com/images/b/ba/Audiolink.gif" alt="Image:Audiolink.gif" longdesc="/index.php/Image:Audiolink.gif" height="17" width="17"></a> <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/images/a/a9/Btard.mp3" class="internal" title="Btard.mp3">Btard.mp3</a> Anonymous on the Hal Turner show.
• <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Image:Audiolink.gif" class="image" title="Image:Audiolink.gif"><img src="http://pr0n.shoopwhoops.com/images/b/ba/Audiolink.gif" alt="Image:Audiolink.gif" longdesc="/index.php/Image:Audiolink.gif" height="17" width="17"></a> <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/images/7/7e/Hal_Turner_-_Faggery_Daggery_Doo.mp3" class="internal" title="Hal Turner - Faggery Daggery Doo.mp3">Hal Turner - Faggery Daggery Doo.mp3</a> Artie Wheeler's conversation with Hal Turner concerning the <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Wikipedia" title="Wikipedia">fag encyclopedia</a>.
• <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Image:Audiolink.gif" class="image" title="Image:Audiolink.gif"><img src="http://pr0n.shoopwhoops.com/images/b/ba/Audiolink.gif" alt="Image:Audiolink.gif" longdesc="/index.php/Image:Audiolink.gif" height="17" width="17"></a> <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/images/e/ea/HalTurnerLieksSquirtles.mp3" class="internal" title="HalTurnerLieksSquirtles.mp3">HalTurnerLieksSquirtles.mp3</a> Hal Turner radio call in wherein he is asked if he lieks <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Mudkips" title="Mudkips">mudkips</a> and admits on-air to lieking

<a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Bestiality" title="Bestiality">Squirtle</a>.

• <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Image:Audiolink.gif" class="image" title="Image:Audiolink.gif"><img src="http://pr0n.shoopwhoops.com/images/b/ba/Audiolink.gif" alt="Image:Audiolink.gif" longdesc="/index.php/Image:Audiolink.gif" height="17" width="17"></a> <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/images/4/41/Halvoice.ogg" class="internal" title="Halvoice.ogg">Halvoice.ogg</a> THE ONE AND ONLY HAL VOICE, FROM HAL'S 1/31/07 SHOW.
• <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Image:Audiolink.gif" class="image" title="Image:Audiolink.gif"><img src="http://pr0n.shoopwhoops.com/images/b/ba/Audiolink.gif" alt="Image:Audiolink.gif" longdesc="/index.php/Image:Audiolink.gif" height="17" width="17"></a> <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/images/c/c8/Hal-Speach.ogg" class="internal" title="Hal-Speach.ogg">Hal-Speach.ogg</a> Speach made just for hal.

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[edit] External Links

• <a href="http://lists.grok.org.uk/pipermail/full-disclosure/2006-December/051436.html" class="external text" title="http://lists.grok.org.uk/pipermail/full-disclosure/2006-December/051436.html" rel=" ">Full-Disclosure Post</a>
• <a href="http://lists.grok.org.uk/pipermail/full-disclosure/2007-February/052321.html" class="external text" title="http://lists.grok.org.uk/pipermail/full-disclosure/2007-February/052321.html" rel=" ">Full-Disclosure Post on his wife!</a>
• <a href="http://www.halturnershow.com" class="external text" title="http://www.halturnershow.com" rel=" ">The Official Hal Turner Show Website</a> - Website down, kicked out of datacenter.
• <a href="http://www.megaupload.com/?d=8DO0SBT7" class="external text" title="http://www.megaupload.com/?d=8DO0SBT7" rel=" ">Call to Hal and his wife</a>
• <a href="http://httpajsholdingspodbeancom.podshow.com/" class="external text" title="http://httpajsholdingspodbeancom.podshow.com/" rel=" ">Hal Turner Podcast</a>
• <a href="http://www.haloscan.com/comments/halturner/RetaliationAgainstIRC/#200165" class="external text" title="http://www.haloscan.com/comments/halturner/RetaliationAgainstIRC/#200165" rel=" ">Hal Turner admits to being involved in numerous violent crimes</a>
• <a href="http://www.haloscan.com/comments/halturner/Dec20Show/#200238" class="external text" title="http://www.haloscan.com/comments/halturner/Dec20Show/#200238" rel=" ">Hal Turner threatens violence to those who prank call him</a>
• <a href="http://www.haloscan.com/comments/halturner/Dec20Show/#200250" class="external text" title="http://www.haloscan.com/comments/halturner/Dec20Show/#200250" rel=" ">Hal Turner threatens violence once again</a>
• <a href="http://poolsclosed.nexisonline.net/turner/" class="external text" title="http://poolsclosed.nexisonline.net/turner/" rel=" ">PoolsClosed - /turner/</a> - A Hal Turner-specific imageboard with a large resource of lulz and images. (MAY BE SLOW)
• <a href="http://www.halturnershow.com/CrankCallerList.html" class="external text" title="http://www.halturnershow.com/CrankCallerList.html" rel=" ">The list of people who called</a>

  Note that many numbers are invalid! Also he threatens violence here once again. It seems Hal can't express his emotions in any other way. Apparently no calls were ever made where his child was even spoken to, so Hal's tendency to lie also is apparent.

• <a href="http://turnerchan.blogspot.com/" class="external text" title="http://turnerchan.blogspot.com/" rel=" ">Blog on Turner raiding</a>
• <a href="http://digg.com/offbeat_news/lol_internet_war" class="external text" title="http://digg.com/offbeat_news/lol_internet_war" rel=" ">Frontpaged Digg Article</a>
• <a href="http://dieinafire.com/" class="external text" title="http://dieinafire.com/" rel=" ">Real Time Raep meeter</a>
• <a href="http://www.wikichan.org/wiki/Hal_Turner" class="external text" title="http://www.wikichan.org/wiki/Hal_Turner" rel=" ">Wikichan article on Hal</a>
• <a href="http://turnerchanwar.dnmty.com/" class="external text" title="http://turnerchanwar.dnmty.com/" rel=" ">YTMND Propogandizes for Legion</a>
• <a href="http://members.tripod.com/hardkore_ehw22/" class="external text" title="http://members.tripod.com/hardkore_ehw22/" rel=" ">Real location of the person he claims to have beat</a>
• <a href="http://failchanlol.googlepages.com/ibonk.html" class="external text" title="http://failchanlol.googlepages.com/ibonk.html" rel=" ">DDOS of His Images (use Tor)</a>
• <a href="http://www.myspace.com/hal_turner" class="external text" title="http://www.myspace.com/hal_turner" rel=" ">Hal is a MySpace attention whore</a>
• <a href="http://rapidshare.com/files/10203931/puppies.zip.html" class="external text" title="http://rapidshare.com/files/10203931/puppies.zip.html" rel=" ">1.3.07 Broadcast new link pwd is pylons (because you need moar in your life)</a>
• <a href="http://www.itsoverninethousand.com/turner/" class="external text" title="http://www.itsoverninethousand.com/turner/" rel=" ">Clip of latest show where Hal breaks the law by giving out the address and name of a minor.</a>
• <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QrHDL0yyoo" class="external text" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QrHDL0yyoo" rel=" ">Hal loves the Fresh Prince</a>
• <a href="http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/nation/stories/020707dnnathate.1ae2563.html" class="external text" title="http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/nation/stories/020707dnnathate.1ae2563.html" rel=" ">This is probably the most fame Hal will ever get.</a>
  • <a href="http://www.northjersey.com/page.php?qstr=eXJpcnk3ZjczN2Y3dnFlZUVFeXk2MDYmZmdiZWw3Zjd2cWVlRUV5eTcwNjg5NjMmeXJpcnk3ZjcxN2Y3dnFlZUVFeXky" class="external text" title="http://www.northjersey.com/page.php?qstr=eXJpcnk3ZjczN2Y3dnFlZUVFeXk2MDYmZmdiZWw3Zjd2cWVlRUV5eTcwNjg5NjMmeXJpcnk3ZjcxN2Y3dnFlZUVFeXky" rel=" ">Ever</a>
• <a href="http://groups.google.co.uk/group/alt.skinheads/browse_thread/thread/2ce42bef48d61a4e/aa80e088e950cb1b?lnk=st&q=hal+turner&rnum=7&hl=en#aa80e088e950cb1b" class="external text" title="http://groups.google.co.uk/group/alt.skinheads/browse_thread/thread/2ce42bef48d61a4e/aa80e088e950cb1b?lnk=st&q=hal+turner&rnum=7&hl=en#aa80e088e950cb1b" rel=" ">OLD DRAMA Even skinheads hate Hal.</a>

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[edit] See Also

• <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Average_Homeboy" title="Average Homeboy">Average Homeboy</a>
• <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Homosexual" title="Homosexual">Homosexual</a>
• <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/JoeCool" title="JoeCool">JoeCool</a>
• <a href="http://www.shoopwhoops.com/index.php/Jew" title="Jew">Jew</a>