User:Green day holic
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The commited half to the D&D combonation
Likes to hit, slap, kick, punch, bite, scrath, spit, digest
Devoted other half is Dev
Together, they can dominate the world, with their annoying surveys, disgusting tests, prying questions and idiotic war-cries.
When the two devious children split apart; little did they know it was actually the beginning of the world's worst couple. Their hate for each other soon turned to inevietable love~ and together, they destroyed the walls of their schools with their pestering and kicking.
Please take their survey and, and e-mail your answers to either green_day_holic@hotmail.com OR devinie26@hotmail.com
Welcome to Devinie and Dollie’s survey. Please answer truthfully ~ if we feel that you are not being honest, we will change the answers for you. Your responses will be absolutely confidential.
Q1. Do you believe in God? a) Yes b) No c) I don’t know
Q2. Do you procrastinate? a) Yes b) No c) What the hell is procrastinating?
Q3. Are you desensitised? a) Yes b) No c) WTF? Desensi-wha?
Q4. Are you meticulous? a) Yes b) No c) Stop with the long words, please
Q5. Are you emo? a) Yes b) No c) Fuck off!
Q6. Do you enjoy watching naked people shower? a) Yes b) Depends c) No, I enjoy watching people shower with clothes on
Q7. Are you pregnant? a) Yes b) No, but I can arrange for that to be a yes c) No, I will die a virgin
Q8. Will you marry me? a) Yes b) No c) Maybe
Q9. Do you enjoy looking at porn? a) Yes b) Yes c) Yes
Q10. Do you masturbate at night? a) Yes b) No, I masturbate in the morning c) No, I masturbate during afternoon
Q11. Are you a virgin? a) No b) No c) No
Q12. Are you gay? a) Yes, in a homosexual way b) Yes, because everyone calls me gay c) Yes, because I dress like a hobo
Q13. Do you use pads or tampons? a) Pads b) Tampons c) Both
Thank you for taking our survey. If you have any inquires then please do not hesitate to contact us.
© D&D Productions
Now, if you wish, take their reaction test!
And e-mail the answers again :P
The Reaction Test
Question 1: What is your reaction when I tell you: “I Love You”?
Question 2: What is your reaction when I nick a pair of your undies and put them on my head?
Question 3: What is your reaction when you find a spider on your pillow?
Question 4: What is your reaction when porn suddenly pops up on your computer screen?
Question 5: What is your reaction when I give you an ice-cream on a very hot day?
Question 6: What is your reaction when I eat your hair?
Question 7: What is your reaction when I appear on your doorstep with a bunch of roses?
Question 8: What is your reaction when I stick my hands down your pants?
Question 9: What is your reaction when I say: “69”?
Question 10: What is your reaction when I spray paint your name on a train?
