Talk:Hazelwood Central High School
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Hazelwood Central High School
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[edit] Intro
Hazelwood Central High School is one of, if not, the biggest high schools in Missouri. It is known for a number of reasons, the crappy teaching staff, all the incredibly stupid kids that go there, and all the gang activity.
All right it is time for me, i guess, to address these blantantly POV... The "crappy teaching staff" and the "incredibly stupid kids" are entirely your own opinion, and thus cannot be put into an article for Wikipedia. Olorin28 22:35, 6 December 2005 (UTC)
How's this for a "POV", you suck.
Nice civility. Olorin28 13:39, 9 December 2005 (UTC)
[edit] Thesis
To the unfortunate kids who are forced to go there by walking or by riding the broken-down busses, it is known as the "Home of the Hawks." But there's something they don't want you to know about.
The "unfortuante" part and the "broken-down busses" (please add sources) are your own opinion. The last part is also completely unnecessary. Olorin28 22:36, 6 December 2005 (UTC)
Broken-down can be proven, so therefore it is a fact
Please cite your sources. Olorin28 13:39, 9 December 2005 (UTC)
[edit] Hidden Secrets
In Hazelwood Central it is a fact that under the school there are a series of underground tunnels that have dangerously high concentrations of asbestos. The doors to the tunnels are usually locked but due to the ignorance of some of the janitorial staff, who, by the way, smoke pot in the bathroom, left the doors open for unknowing students. There was no clear warning about the dangerously high concentrations of asbestos until you were coming out, because it was on THE BACK OF THE DOOR! Recently there was a student led investigation into the tunnels. The footage of this imposing danger will soon be put on this page.
The "ignorance of janitorial staff" and "smoking pot in the bathroom" and the "asbestos" are POVs. Olorin28 22:37, 6 December 2005 (UTC)
ABSOLUTLEY NOT, THOSE ARE ALL PROVABLE FACTS!
Please cite your sources. Olorin28 13:39, 9 December 2005 (UTC)
[edit] The Secret Lives of Those in Authority
If you ever played the video game "Crash Bandicoot" you will be familiar with the character Dr. Cortex. A principal at the school does quite a justice to his likeness and his set of morals. Every time there is an innocent act of teenage fun going on he magically appears to ruin just like the real Dr. Cortex. Recently some students tried to inform him of his condition but he denied these accusations.
This part is completely your own opinions and therefore cannot be put into Wikipedia. This can also be considered slandering Olorin28 22:37, 6 December 2005 (UTC)
Well it has truths to it...
[edit] The Resistance
A band of students who call themselves Atomic Beaver has led many a protest into the evil policies of this school. Frank Smith the principle had this to say about Atomic Beaver, "They need to go read Gulliver's Travels, and they'll see what this school is all about." A link to there website can be found here
This is completely irrelevant in a school article. Olorin28 22:38, 6 December 2005 (UTC)
Absolutley not, it is school related so therefore relevant
Violate NPOV, vanity and still unrelated. Olorin28 13:40, 9 December 2005 (UTC)
[edit] Conspiracy
Many students have been brainwashed into thinking that they love the school so much that they mutilate themselves into looking like hawks. Yet there is no concern among parents. Now why do you think this is? One word: Conspiracy.
This part is completely and blatantly POV. Olorin28 22:39, 6 December 2005 (UTC)
Well if you've ever seen the movie Clockwork Orange, it is exactley like that.
Violate NPOV, your opinions. Olorin28 13:40, 9 December 2005 (UTC)
[edit] Conclusion
You decide for yourself whether or not this is true, but keep this in mind, while your little Jimmy goes to a nice private school that over 3,000 kids are in dire dire need to escape the atrocities of this school.
The "atrocities" are your own opinions. Olorin28 22:39, 6 December 2005 (UTC)
So does that mean when people call the halocaust an atrocity that it is just an opinion, YOU THINK THE HALOCAUST WAS GOOD, YOU SICK SICK MAN!
I never said that. Holocaust was a proven fact, and thus can be defined as an atrocity. We have absolutely no proof or evidences that HAzelwod Central is an atrocity. Please watch your language in the future. Olorin28 13:41, 9 December 2005 (UTC)
[edit] Notable Changes/Disclaimer
--- Due to a large number, i.e. 3, of moderators at wikipedia getting angered with our article, we have removed all accounts of Hazelwood Central that cannot be proven. The rest are all TRUE. We thankyou for your cooperation ---
Also, because some facts have been disputed over whether or not they really are facts or just opinion, we would like to explain that some aspects about the school can be considered to be like the big bang theory. Although widely accepted, a large majority still dispute whether or not it is true. We leave you to decide. I would also like to point out that they Big Band "Theory" is also on Wikipedia, yet there is no apparent dispute among moderators whether or not it should be there.
[edit] Vandalism? I think not!
For those of you in the "counter-vandalism unit of wikipedia", you have mistaken us as vandals. We are not. We only present the truth and all it's obviousness. We are giving you a FINAL chance to apologize. Give up your ignorant ways and submit to the obvious truths behind Hazelwood Central High School.
[edit] Fact or Opinion? An ongoing discussion
It is quite obvious that your edits violate Neutral Point of View of Wikipedia. Please review NPOV Olorin28 22:05, 4 December 2005 (UTC)
All of the above is fact, but once again, you are ignorant to the truth.
No, the above statements are your own opinions, and thus are not facts. Olorin28 22:12, 4 December 2005 (UTC)
No, come to our school and find out!
Find out what? eating hawks for lunch? Ridiculous. Brainwashing? Not only is it completely your point of view, but the above sections are ridiculous and totally unencyclopediac. Olorin28 22:19, 4 December 2005 (UTC)
It may "sound" ridiculous, but it is not! I guarantee it!
Yes it is. Olorin28 23:45, 4 December 2005 (UTC)
You accuse with no proof, however we do. We will have photos up shortly.
I would also like to say that there is a large amount of theft associated with the gang activities.
[edit] Delete Page
I am a graduate of Hazelwood Central High. I attended the school for the fall of 1995 to the Summer of 1999. I have a lot of fond memories of the school. Whit that having been said, however, I feel there is no need fot this article. Whoever wrote this article simply copy the section on history from Hazelwood School District. Therefore I mpve that the article on Hazelwood Central be removed. Christian_Historybuff
- If you'd like to nominate this page for deletion read up on the Wikipedia:Articles for Deletion process and then nominate it accordingly J\/\/estbrook Talk VSCA 23:26, 16 February 2006 (UTC)
