User:Hidden secret 7
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[edit] Me
Hello.
This is my page, all about me. So...
My name is Oliver. I am 18 years old. I live in a little village on an island in the middle of the sea. That makes it sould really isolated doesn't it, but Birchington isn't that bad. And I might be moving soon, possible to either Southsea or Langstone, both also on an island. I hope to go to university there and study Architecture. This might be difficult as I have absolutely no qualifications in any sort of Art. [A picture of me will go around here somewhere when I have found a camera.]
[edit] My Hobbies
[edit] More about Me
So I don't have any hobbies. When I am not at college, I either read books, read Wikipedia or sit and wait for something to happen. Really I don't have a life. But usefully I never seem to get bored with anything, even sitting and doing nothing.
Almost all of my time on the internet is spent on Wikipedia Reference Desks, which is also where almost all of my edits are.
Another thing about me is that I don't like waiting too long to do something, but don't like doing anything now. So i spend a lot of time thinking 'I should be doing [whatever] now, but not actually doing it, and I am also almost always part of the way through trying to do lots of things at the same time.
And finally there is my personallity. As you may have guessed by now I don't have one. Unless this counts:
[edit] Even More Stuff
I am: Skeptical: If someone tells me something is impossible, I often don't believe them and have to try it myself.
Pedantic and Facetious: Not absolutely certain what these mean, but I have a vague idea and it seems to be what I am like.
Boring: See above
Annoying: I like annoying other people, making unhelpful comments, being sarcastic &c.
Passive: I don't correct other peoples mistakes, and hate making any myself, and I don't do anything that other people wouldn't like, except annoying them sometimes.
Misanthropic: I doubt everything everyone says, and never trust them or society, I have just got good at hiding it.
Creative: I just can't draw or write well, and never seem to be able to translate my ideas into english.
Oppinionated: I have a lot of oppinions, but they often dissagreed with each other and cancel out.
Logical: I use a lot of logic, mine just seems to work in a different way to everyone elses, so my ideas seem wrong to them.
What I don't like: modern stuff, physics, impossible things, doctors, positive discrimiation, politicians, technology, 'healty' food, other people, doing homework,
[edit] my abbreviations
Lots of people on the internet use abbreviations that I sometimes have trouble understanding, and those that I use are often different from other peoples, so I thought I would make it easier for everyone and explain them here
AFAICT: As Far As I Can Tell, I don't claim to know anything.
TWTAG: The Way Things Are Going, ie if everything is that same then as it is now.
&c: etc, I'm sure you know what this means.
so's: so that, don't ask.
'Smileys' [used insread of .s in RD answers]
:) Smileing face: should mean happy but really for anything that isn't one of the others.
:( Sad face: This is a bad thing.
:] Grinning face: usually for sarcastic comments.
:? Confused Face: for questions (obviously)
:@ ?: [I would shrug my shoulders, but don't know how to spell it] Still haven't worked out what this means yet.
c:) : Almost always used on its own, this tends to mean something like: 'you have your oppinion but I am sticking with mine' or 'You are confusing science with the real world' or even just 'I dissagree with all of this'.
Funny words
Cute: Doesn't seems to mean cute in the same way as everyone else, actually I have no idea what it does mean, I just know if something is 'cute'.
Mangled: Badly damamged or messed up, nothing to do with either flat or dry.
Off: Less damaged than mangled, generaly something that isn't quite right.
Modern: Anything to do with the last few decades.
[edit] hypochondia area
Here is a list of all the things I am slightly worried about about me, but not enough to see a doctor about. If anyone can help, leave a message on my talk page. And no I am not asking for 'medical advice' I just want someone to say: 'that's like what I had, it goes after a few days' or 'this is just because you are unfit, you should exercize more' &c. And no don't tell me to see a doctor.
The list:
yellow patches on the bottom of me feet that hurt if I walk too much.
my ankles are offcentre, above the inside edges of my feet.
my left knee clicks as I walk up stairs sometimes.
almost all of my fat collected in a bulge around my waist that never gets any bigger or smaller.
occasionall slight pain in my ribs near the bottom of my chest.
very rarely a feeling like my heart is wrapped in tissue.
off coloured patch in the middle of my tongue that looks like a layer was peeled off the top.
my ears get very hot and cold randomly, nothing like the air around them.
little red spots in the centre of my chest.
larger brown spots around my left shoulder.
spots like I used to get on my face over the top half of my back.
small lumps of bone sticking out of the top inside corners of my scapulas.
my hands turn strange colours such as purple and orange sometimes.
itches in: top half of my back, sides of my neck, palm of my right hand, both my arms.
feeling of dissyness &c after walking up stairs.
heatbeat sometimes strong enough to feel, hear and see.
pulse rate rises quickly and dramatically for the slightest reason.
high blood pressure in my arteries, but very low pressure in my veins.
feeling like I've eaten a stone whenever I have beer &c.
probably the most serious a feeling of dissyness as though I am about to faint and red spots in front of my eyes, usually if I have been standing up for too long and not eaten enough, that tends to feel better if I sit down or walk around.
Any help with any of these will be very much appreciated.
[edit] wierd picture
[I haven't got a camera yet, so there are no pictures here yet.]
[edit] links to other pages
[edit] weird pictures archives
[none yet]
[edit] The End
Sorry for everything I have done wrong here. No really, I don't have a clue what I am doing, so I have probably made a lot of mistakes and maybe broken a few rules. Any complaints should go to my talk page, where I will read them probably within a few hours, and reply to all of them with in a few weeks.
HS7 12:09, Nonas Martius a.u.c. MMDCCLX
