Jerri's Burning Issue
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Season 3, Episode 1, "Jerri's Burning Issue," first aired on July 10, 2000.
Jerri contracts an epic case of syphilis and gives it to her hot popular boyfriend. At the same time, she must find the perfect theme for the school dance, even as her boyfriend and the school turn against her and her Biblical STD.
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[edit] Quotes
- Safe sex? Get out of the kiddie pool; take a dip in the danger zone! — Jerri
- Well there must be some mistake. I'm not sick...except for the burning sensation and the discharge, I feel fine! — Jerri
- Jerri, I have some bad news. You have syphilis. Not only that, but it appears your syphilis is infested with crabs, and those crabs are carrying gonorrhea. Don't you use condoms? — Doctor
- Look Doc, I go all natural; thats why my prices are so high. — Jerri
- Do a lot of the people die of syphilis? — Jerri
- Oh absolutely. Historically, syphilis is right up there with the Germans. — Mr. Noblet
- Principal Blackman, I have to confess something. I have an STDs. — Jerri
- Well there's a shocker. — Principal Blackman
- Jerri, that's nothing to be ashamed about. Unless you're embarrassed about having everybody know you've done something so shameful. — Mr. Jellineck
[edit] Background Signs & Oddities
- The sign above Jerri's head in the doctor's office reads: "Easy to Get...Syphilis and Gonorrhea." The nurse's window ledge also has a tip jar and a Viagra mug as a pencil holder.
[edit] Crew
Writers: Paul Dinello, Amy Sedaris
Director: Peter Lauer
[edit] See also
List of Strangers with Candy episodes
Characters from Strangers With Candy
