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It's THE ROLLING STONES! NOOOO!

• The National Association of Apocalypse Watchers (NAAW...) have just announced that the next apocalypse will occur on April 3. These statistics have been confirmed by the return of the Rolling Stones, Phil Spector's Hair^TM, Heather Mills McCartney's stupidity, and a bunch of other stuff. Be prepared to take cover by hiding in a smelly bathroom or some other revolting place the Apocalypse can't reach. If you live in clean area, break messiness by dropping garbage on the floor.

• 17 is a number, but 18 isn't
• Moo is a number and a word!
• Pie and Pi are foods and numbers!

I met a man going to Saint Pi. That man had 40 wives, which each had 49 lies in their head, and the 49 lies had 49 pies. How many wives, lies, and pies were there?

BONUS POINTS: How many rocks are there on Saint Pi? It's half of 72, plus 9, subtract 9, divide that by 7, add 4,000, subtract 1, add 1, divide by 17, add 428, add 1, and subtract 1.

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