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WOMB RAIDER -also known as WOMB ALL STARS
Womb Raider surfaced the scene in the early 21st century, bringing pain and destruction to the suburbs of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Womb Raider has and will always have a huge people base estimating in the hundreds of millions.
Club Angels became known as the Womb Raider display and eventually renamed itself to be Club Wombgels in celebration of the revolution. It's unknown how much money Club Wombgels paid Womb Raider per display, but it also estimated in the hundreds of millions (of dollars).
Dudemen include but are not limited to:
Mr.Mystery - verbal commands
Craig Felter - Rhythm stringed stick
Brandon Hreha - Conductor
Rob Jones - Lead stringed stick
Frank McCracken - bangy objects
Steve Martin - sdraobyek
THE CURSE OF THE WOMB
If you've heard the rumor that everytime Womb Raider is ready to display and a few days before a lot of celebrities die, that's the truth. Hundreds of celebrities have mysteriously died days/hours before a Womb display. This phenomenom is unexplained and is being investigated by hundreds of millions of scientists.
THE FUTURE OF WOMB
Every person of Womb Raider has moved on to bigger and more notable hang outs such as DEF LEPPARD, THE SAMMY HAGAR TRIO, U2 and THE JACKSON FIVE
