Little Tom and Mr. P
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Little Tom and Mr. P are two characters that star in underground Sound WAVE files that began in southeast Michigan. They sound files range from short clips to 30 minute skits resembling radio dramas. They are not available for download online, but are spread from user to user via file trading and AOL Instant Messenger. They recently made their way through the student body at Notre Dame Prep High School the actual student and basketball coach who inspired the characters attend.
Tom and Mr. P started off as a joke in 8th grade where the creator, Eric T. "Shroomz", made fun of a student on the basketball team whose father seemed to hint that he "loved" him more than a son. Almost a year passed after the characters of Mr. P, the basketball coach, and Little Tom, his son, were conceived. Eric T. Shroomz moved to Florida, and in his spare time recorded a three part "radio drama" via Sound Recorder on Windows XP. Re-occurring antics include cracks at an air compressor being used sexually, Mr. P speaking in rhyme, Mr. P getting sick from eating his wife's chili, Mr. P giving anal to his son, and Mr. P singing "remixes" to his favorite songs. These jokes would spawn 11 "radio dramas" named "parts" as well as various sound clips.
Tom Runs Away (Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 These three clips made up a 14 minute drama of Little Tom running away from home. Mr. P then went out looking for his son with his daughter Ashley. Mr. P eventually finds little tom in the hospital. Tom locks himself in the hospital's "toy room" only to have the door busted down by his dad, Mr. P. who reveals that he has installed an electric fence in the yard so Tom could never run away again. Mr. P brings Tom back home with warnings of a punishment.
Tom Runs Away: The Alternate Ending (part 4, running time: 6:19) In this alternate ending to "Tom Runs Away", Mr. P takes Tommy home and shows him that he will never be able to move out of the house because he is always changing his birth certificate so he will be 14 years old for the rest of his life. Mr. P begins to molest his son with the air compressor until his wife, Karren walks in the house. Mr. P successfully hides the air compressor. This buys Little Tom time to run away again, only to be chased down in a taxi by his dad. In the end the taxi crashes into tom's taxi and results with tom in the hospital again.
A Family Story (part 5, running time: 5:48) What was supposed to be the finale to the "part" series, Part 5 takes a look into the history of Mr. P's family, as well as their futures. Mr. P explains that when he was a kid his dad did things to him and he swore he'd never be like him, however he did become what he was. Mr. P tells tom that it is a never ending cycle and that even little Tom will eventually be like him. Tom swears "I'll never be like you!!!" and then it transitions to the future where little Tom has fallen "in love" with his son. Mr. P, at the age of 80, takes some Viagra and gets ready for a very sexual family reunion.
M.C. Mr. P (part 6, running time: 7:29 Part six has no plot whatsoever. It is just Mr. singing remixes to his favorite songs such as "baby got back" and "rollout".
Uncle Tom's Cabin (part 7, running time: 12:33 Recorded during a weeklong session in Michigan, Part Seven tells the tale of Mr. P and Tom's vacation to tom's uncle's cabin. Along the way there is a long pit-stop at a rest area thanks to Karren's chili.
Daddy Day Care (part 8, running time: 13:50 In Part 8 Mr. P goes to the city government and gets a license to open "daddy day care". However, this leads to the fulfillment of Mr. P's most wildest fantasies (which are thankfully never detailed in the sound clip). When concerned parents come knocking at Mr. P's door, he does the only thing an ex-basketball coach and father would do... blame it on his son.
Family Vacation (part 9, running time 22:39 Mr. P bring his family on a vacation to Hawaii where they meet up with tom's science teacher. What more can be said about a family vacation like this?
XMAS SPECIAL (part 10, running time: 16:01 contrary to its name, part ten has nothing to do with Christmas besides that it was recorded then. In Part ten, Mr. P reveals he has installed cameras throughout the entire house. Tom also shows signs of being suicidal, which is quickly stopped by Mr. P. In the end tom and his dad spend a nice Christmas night together eating cold Pizza delivered from a Pizza man from Ann Arbor. Mr. P get his pizza free in the end, because the pizza was late. (the trip from Ann Arbor to Chesterfield is over an hour away)
And It Comes Down To This... (part 11, running time: 31:13 In Part 11, the longest clip to date, Little Tom gets kidnapped by a mysterious man. Mr. P travels throughout the world tracking down clues to find his son, and at the same time having time to play his newest video game "Super Tom Brothers", the only game "where you can do your son into anal submission". Tom Searches from Florida, to Virginia, to England and to Afghanistan looking for tom. Eventually they are re-united in 2012 at the summer Olympics... but not without a twist...
The Lost Part (unfinished running time: 0:52 During the height of the Priest sex scandals, this part began to focus on Mr. P and the local church's priest trying to molest altar boys and tom by using the church's wine. This was to be Part ten, however it became too edgy that the idea was scrapped and an "Xmas special" was recorded months later as the true part ten.
Mr. P and Tom: The Movie Keeping with summer release tradition, a new TOM production will be under way for 2006. However, it will be in the form of a movie. Production will start in August.
