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This is a compilation of my favourite quotes from TV shows, games, people, and books. Please enjoy reading them...and yes, I have the capacity to remember random, sometimes useless information (for me). Any words in brackets mean that I've replaced them with words that are less profane because they're inappropriate.

Contents 1 Television Shows 1.1 Mythbusters 1.1.1 Biscut Bazooka 1.1.2 Magic Bullet 1.1.3 Penny Drop 1.2 Growing Up: Wolf 1.3 Road Rovers 1.3.1 Unknown Episode 1.3.2 A Day in the Life Promo [1.13 Promo] 1.3.3 The Dog That Knew too Much [1.06] 1.3.4 Let Sleeping Dogs Lie [1.05] 1.3.4.1 Quote 1 1.3.4.2 Quote 2 1.3.4.3 Quote 3 1.3.4.4 Quote 4 1.3.5 The Hair of the Dog that Bit You [1.04] 1.3.6 Let's Hit the Road [1.01] 1.3.6.1 Quote 1 1.3.6.2 Quote 2 1.4 The X-Files 1.4.1 3 [2.07] 1.5 CSI: Miami 1.5.1 Blood Brothers [2.01] 1.5.1.1 Quote 1 1.5.1.2 Quote 2 2 Websites 2.1 Gamespot.com 2.1.1 Forums 2.1.1.1 Morrowind 2.2 DeathClock.com 2.2.1 Letters 2.2.1.1 Quote 1 2.2.1.2 Quote 2

[edit] Television Shows

[edit] Mythbusters

"I reject your reality and substitute my own."

[edit] Biscut Bazooka

Adam Savage: I wish we could have done this in Vegas. Then it'd be like "I went to Vegas and I blew some dough".

[edit] Magic Bullet

Expert: Was President Kennedy assasinated with a liquid bullet? The Answer: We may never know until the National Archives finds his brain. The president's brain wasn't buried with his body it was placed in a sealed container and given to the National Archives for safe keeping. Subsequently the National Archives has lost President Kennedy's brain.

[edit] Penny Drop

[edit] Growing Up: Wolf

Peggy: *feeding a wolf pup* Now don't wolf your food.

[edit] Road Rovers

"To the Power of the Pack."

[edit] Unknown Episode

Exile: Are you dokey-okey Comrade? I was trying to fight evil doggy mutant men.

Blitz: *bites Exile*

Exile: OW! Blitz bit me!

Hunter: Okay, that's it, you mister need a time-out. As soon as we get back to headquarters you're going straight to your room young man.

Blitz: But he started it with his icy eyes.

Hunter: Well next time use your words, there will be no more biting around here.

[edit] A Day in the Life Promo [1.13 Promo]

Exile: *holding a hot dog he bit off of* I am eating one of my dog comrades I am cannibal boy.

[edit] The Dog That Knew too Much [1.06]

Exile: I give all my comrades big kisses. *extends arms as if to grab Blitz*

Blitz: *pokes Exile in the chest* Stop with the kissing or I'll start with the biting.

Exile: *gives Blitz a bear hug* Okay, I give you bear hug instead.

Blitz: No, go back to the kissing, back to the kissing, kiss me, KISS ME!

Exile: *drops Blitz* Don't be wierd boy.

[edit] Let Sleeping Dogs Lie [1.05]

[edit] Quote 1

Blitz: I will bite anything coming out of the rear.

Exile: *disgusted* Sigmund Freud would have field day with mutt boy like you.

[edit] Quote 2

Master: The perpetrators are...

Hunter: *looking at screen* Guys in pajamas.

Colleen: No, ninjas.

Hunter: Cool.

[edit] Quote 3

Exile: As you say in America, this is stinky.

[edit] Quote 4

Blitz: Maybe this is all a bad dream. Yeah, that's it Blitz. Just one too many Spielberg movies. Just keep telling yourself, "There's no place like home, there's no place like home." *bawls* I need ruby slippers ...

Exile: You need analysis.

[edit] The Hair of the Dog that Bit You [1.04]

Exile: Oh, I miss Mother Russia, Father Russia not so much he was big grump, but Mother Russia...*sighs*.

[edit] Let's Hit the Road [1.01]

[edit] Quote 1

Exile: Aprilday, Aprilday, we're going down.

Blitz: Don't you mean "mayday"?

Exile: April, May, June, July, who cares we're going to crash!

[edit] Quote 2

Exile: *gets into SkyRover* You knowing how to fly this thing?

Blitz: *shakes head*

Exile: No? Me neither, oh boy this is gonna be funski!

[edit] The X-Files

"The Truth is Out There"

[edit] 3 [2.07]

Dr. Browning: An old corner's trick.

Mulder: I can make a quarter appear from behind your ear.

[edit] CSI: Miami

"I'm Horatio Caine and this I know at CSI: Miami we never close."

[edit] Blood Brothers [2.01]

[edit] Quote 1

Lt. Horatio Caine: We never close.

[edit] Quote 2

Tim Speedle: *as he chews his food* How do you know?

Calleigh Duquesne: Maybe the fact that there's a crowd piling out the door facing towards it.

[edit] Websites

[edit] Gamespot.com

[edit] Forums

[edit] Morrowind

muffinz10: The game [Oblivion] is so ridiculously dumbed down that if it weren't for all the adult themes you would sware the game was made for pre-schoolers. Like seriously, if you have any problems with pretty much any quest in the entire game, your IQ is a negative figure.

[edit] DeathClock.com

[edit] Letters

[edit] Quote 1

Jim: I just thought you might be interested in knowing that durring a near death experience in '96 I visited hell. Turns out that it is just like Minneapolis, however there is a 4 hour time difference.

[edit] Quote 2

Webmaster: Great, that's all I need - a copyright lawsuit from God!