User:Major Despard

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The Mysterious Major Despard "A queen just spawned in my hand." - Alexander Newton Kidgell This user enjoys writing. This user plays the flute. This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players". Books, TV and Movies Quoth this user, "Nevermore" Opfern This user frolicked through a pastry plain, but danger lingered near... AC This user went and hanged himself, and then there were none... This user must save the cheerleader to save the world. This user doesn't want a snuffed torch in Survivor. TGYH This user thanks God you're here! This user is a Dark Lord of the Sith. PotC This user is disinclined to aquiesce to your request. PotO This user is past the point of no return. V This user does not wear the bad colour. It attracts them... LOTR This user loves The Lord of the Rings, both the books and the films. CoN You're here because this user turned you in... for sweeties. Are you watching closely? Games This user has a thing for meeple. This user thinks it was Miss Scarlet in the Conservatory with the Candlestick. Murder... This user thinks that murders go wonderfully with dinner. Wikipedia Narnia This user is a member of the WikiProject Narnia. This user is a member of WikiProject Films. This user is a member of the Novels WikiProject.

This is the User page of the little known and rather mysterious Major Despard. While it is highly improbable that you will ever know Major Despard's real name, some very clever people may be able to slowly decipher it. This user, along with Queen Nutmeg, wishes for more information about The Opfern Chronicles to be known.

Contents 1 Likes 2 Dislikes 3 Stupid and Humourous Sayings 4 Wikipedic Works 4.1 To Do 4.2 Pages Started/Heavily Edited and Updated

[edit] Likes

• Dogs - especially my little Buddy.
• Authors/Books - J.R.R. Tolkien, Garth Nix, Agatha Christie, C.S. Lewis, Morton, Moyse and Smith and many, many, many more...
• Games - Cluedo, Monopoly, Pictionary
• TV - Survivor, Lost, Heroes, Cold Case, Thank God You're Here, Spicks and Specks
• Weasels - unless they look more like slugs with legs and a large nose tumor.

[edit] Dislikes

• Heretic Texts - See: The Da Vinci Code (or anything else by Dan Brown for that matter)
• Big Brother - A perverted, and very twisted way to waste an evening - or late night.

[edit] Stupid and Humourous Sayings

You may or may not have noticed that at the top of my userbox there is a quote. This quote may often change. You may or may not care about this. Whether you care or not, here is a list of previous quotes sorted by that person who said them.

Skye Chipperfield

• "Equality is Communism. Support Dictatorship!"

Coralie Denovan

• "The one who smokes water."
• "I'm a chipmunk. Meeoow!"
• "Absolutely quite."

A. J. Fidge

• "The best thing Hitler did was give out lollipops."
• "You soiled the lollies!"

David Fihelly

• "We'll have the convention on my muscles."

Billy J. Flynn

• "I don't want that! It's a trump card!"
• "You will have three-and-thirty children... all of unconfirmed gender!"
• "Help me! I'm in an unfavourable situation!"

Ellen Alice Jackson

• "We swam in the beach!"
• "You're a boy. I need a real friend."
• "If humans ever achieve immorality, they'll have to stop having children."

Ferrers Mirams

• "Uruk-hai can't ride orcs."
• "Draw me a painting now!"

Alexander Newton Kidgell

• "Is your sprayjacket waterproof?"
• "A 'galiant' effort!"
• "A queen just spawned in my hand."

[edit] Wikipedic Works

[edit] To Do

• Expand on the current lack of information for The Keys to the Kingdom.
• And The Old Kingdom Trilogy.
• And the vast number of Agatha Christie books.
• Work with Wikiproject: Narnia to help with the Narnia pages.

[edit] Pages Started/Heavily Edited and Updated

• Mister Monday
• The Interceptor
• Masquerade (song)
• How to Host a Murder
• Userboxes