Manolo Cabeza de Huevo
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Manolo Cabeza de Huevo is a series of famous prank calls made by the radio show El Vacilón de la Mañana. The prank calls were made to someone called Manuel, which is told "Manolo" by the people, who is a superindentent, in a New York City building. The pranks resulted very famous in New York, as well in the World Wide Web.
Since the first prank call was very famous, many sequels were made, creating at least five prank calls to Manolo.
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[edit] History
"El Vacilón" is a radio show specialized in making prank calls. They have a lot of known prank calls, like the one they called a painterman to bother him. However, the ones to Manolo resulted to be El Vacilon's most known prank calls.
It is unknown how "El Vacilón" obtained Manolo's number. It is also unknown how they knew that he was a superintendent. It is possible, however, that they asked the people in Manolo's building about him before making the prank call.
[edit] The first prank call
The first prank call, called "Manolo Cabeza de Huevo", (literarly "Manolo the Egghead"), consisted in telling Manolo that he was an "Egghead". In Spanish, Egg is informally called to the man penis. This means that when El Vacilón were calling Manolo Egghead, they were really wanted to say Penishead, in a double-meaning.
This is the most known prank call of "El Vacilón", even though some people may consider that the sequels of this prank call are more funny.
In this prank call two men speak: Manolo, and the Man from "El Vacilón".
The prank call was presented in the segment of the show Caíste (You Fell For It!).
[edit] Written translation
Next is the prank call translated to English, since the call is originally in Spanish.
Man: (Dials number of Manolo)
Manolo: (Answers) Hello?
Man: Yes, good day, who is this?
Manolo: Manolo.
Man: Are you the super?
Manolo: Yes, I am, here to serve you.
Man: Look, Manolo, I am calling you because my department here, the 4C, it turns out has a broken plumb and I wanted to see if you could be so kind and come...
Manolo: Broken plumb, shit... These pipes that always break themselves, fuck... Ah..., let-let me see, because I am a little busy today.
Man: But, but... What happens is that my kitchen is getting a lot of water, man, and I wanted to see if you could come, shit, could come to fix the plumb, brother.
Manolo: Today I can't, I can't.
Man: And when... Could you come tomorrow?
Manolo: Well, maybe tomorrow I can, because I'm a little busy today.
Man: Ok, thank you very much, Mr. Egghead, what I'll do is--
Manolo: EHHH! Wait a minute! How did you call me?
Man: Mr. Egghead...
Manolo: Who the hell told you you could call me Egghead?!
Man: Well, everybody tells you like that...
Manolo: What, cunt? You respect me!
Man: I'm sorry, I didn't think it was a bad thing...---
Manolo: Of course it's a bad thing! How could you call me Egghead? Fuck! Are you crazy?
Man: ... But that isn't a bad-bad thing, look, the egg is a thing that gives life--
Manolo: I don't care what is a good or bad thing!
Man: ... The egg is a thing that's you can eat...
Manolo: No, no! My name is Manolo!
Man: Ah?
Manolo: My name is Manolo!
Man: I really thought that your name was Manolo Egghead...
Manolo: Agh! Look, mister, look... The cunt of your fucking mother if you call me like that again! Not to me!
Man: But, look! Egghead is not a bad thing! Egghead... The egg is a thing you can eat...
it-it's healthy... A thing that comes from the chicken... I don't know... A bad thing would be if I called you Penishead, or Dickhead...
Manolo: I don't care a shit about those names, cunt! That's not my name! My name is Manolo!
Man: Or Yolkhead, also... Yolkhead--
Manolo: What Yolk?! My name is Manolo and you call me Manolo, fuck! You respect me!
Man: I didn't mean to disrespect you, really, Mr. Egghead, I didn't mean to disrespect-I didn't mean to--
Manolo: Gentleman, I repeat to you that if you call me like that... (a lot gibberish and incoherent words)
Man: (replying to gibberish) Holy shit, it seems you dropped your teeth's box.
Manolo: And you will drown in your own apartment(indistinct) and your fucking department... (gibberish)
Man: Egghead...
Manolo: Egghead the one...
Man: Egghead!!!
Manolo: Look, your fucking mother, fuck!
Man: Repair my pipes, Egghead!!!
Manolo: Drown yourself in the your department's water! Fuck! Imbecile! (Hangs up)
Man: (Dials number of Manolo)
Manolo: Hello?
Man: Hey, are you Manolo Egghead?
Manolo: But fuck the devil! Fuck! Don't you have anything else to do today, fuck?!
Man: But you, eh... Everybody calls you that...--
Manolo: But fuck the person who gave birth to me! (Takes deep breaths)
Man: You should be thankful that I'm honest. At least I tell you, everybody tells you that behind your back, at least I tell it to your face!
Manolo: Dammit, I wish that you had... I wish you had... Do you have? you have the guts of a man?!
Man: Egghead...--
Manolo: Why don't you come here and tell me Egghead to me?
Man: Dickhead... (silently laughs)
Manolo: Why don't you tell me like that and I break your head in half with a machete? Fuck!
Man: That's how you have your head, broken in half in the middle, like a dick itself!
Manolo: You should be ashamed! (Hangs up)
Man: (Dials number of Manolo)
Manolo: Hello?
Man: Look, Mr. Egghead...
Manolo: FUCK! I have things to do today! I have four departments that are broken! Look, please, I don't have time for this!
Man: But I wanted to see if you could...--
Manolo: I'm not interested!
Man: I was calling to see if you could come to repair...
Manolo: You should drown yourself with your whole family in that water! Bastard, fuck, badly born!
Man: Look, Egghead...
Manolo: Egghead is the one I shove up your ass! you fucking asshole! You piece of bastard!
Man: Manolo...
Manolo: Look, don't call me again, fuck! Asshole! Son of your fucking mother!
Man: Manolo, calm down! We are calling you from El Vacilón de la Mañana, You Fell For It.
Manolo: El Vacilón and You Fell For It in my penis! your motherfucker, fuck! (Hangs up)
(Man laughts)
[edit] The second prank call
Since the first prank call resulted very famous, "El Vacilón" called Manolo again to do a second prank call. Also, since Manolo gets very angry with this, "El Vacilón" though it was funny to call him again.
The second prank call's title is undefined. If one looks up on the World Wide Web, it would say that it is called "Tu No Tiene(s) Madre" ("You don't have a mother!"), since it is what Manolo says in one point of the call. However, the prank call is about "Milly" calling Manolo to fix her toilet, so some people refer to the prank call as the one about "The problem with the toilet".
The prank call is about a woman, called "Milly", who is supposed to live in Manolo's building, calls him to fix her toilet. She mentions that she has already talked with Manolo the last week, so this means that a week before the prank call, she called Manolo to fix her toilet. Apparently Manolo told her to call again another day, so the prank call couldn't be done that day. Milly calls him again now, and, even though Manolo says he can't fix her toilet, the prank call is done.
After this, Milly's supposed husband appears, and screams to Manolo, saying that Milly is cheating him with Manolo.
[edit] Written translation
Next is the prank call translated to English, since the call is originally in Spanish. Words in bolds are words that were said in English in the prank call. Worlds not in bold are words that were said in Spanish, here translated to English. Words in parenthesis are actions made by either Manolo or the woman of El Vacilón who calls Manolo, or her supposed husband.
Manolo: Hello?!
Woman: Eh... good day, Mr. Manolo, it's Milly from the department 3C.
Manolo: Who did you...? Who's talking to me?
woman: It's Milly from the department 3C. I talked to you the last week about the problem I have with the toilet.
Manolo: Ah, how are you, Miss Milly?
Woman: Fine, look, I need you to come here tonight to repair my toilet, please.
Manolo: Tonight I can't.
Woman: No, no, the situation is getting worse...
Manolo: I'm sorry, but I only can tomorrow until 10.
Woman: No, it has to be tonight...
Manolo: Tonight I can't... (indistinct)--
Man: (in Milly's side) FUCKING HELL! With whom are you making a date tonight?!
Woman: (Says to the man) UGH HECTOR! You continue with your fucking jealously! I'm talking to the super!
Man: With whom are you making a date tonight?!
Woman: I'm talking to the damn super, about the freaking toilet already!
Man: What, the fucking super?, I'm not a dumb, you know, on a fucking time!
Woman: I'm tired of your shit, always... (indistinct)
Man: I'm not a fucking bastard!
Woman: Go talk to him if you don't believe what the fuck I'm talking to!
Man: I'm not a fucking bastard!
Woman: Go now, I'm sick of your shit!
Man: (gets the phone) Hello, who the fuck is this?!
Manolo: Ehhh, ohh! Wait a minute! In English you don't speak to me!
Man: Who the fuck is this?!
Manolo: That is better, because I didn't call your wife, she called me with a problem.
Man: What problem could my wife have that she has to call you? Who are you?
Manolo: I'm Manolo, the super of the building! And you are a bad man!
Man: You are a horny old man, you know!
Manolo: The horny old man is you!
Man: All women around here complain that you're trying to get a little to far with them!
Manolo: Look, gentleman! Look, gentleman! You don't have a mother!!! Badly born! Fuck!
Man: And you, Milly? Why do you try to cheat on me with this old man son of the great bitch?
Manolo: Son of the great bitch are you, fuck, badly born! Don't play with my mother! (Hangs up)
(Manolo is called again)
Manolo: Hello?!
Woman: Mr. Manolo, please, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...--
Manolo: Look, Mrs. Milly, with all the respect I have for you... I take your husband and I break it in twenty pieces to (gibberish) fucking mother he came from!
Woman: Ah, Mr. Manolo, don't you put yourself like that, please.
Manolo: Excuse me once and three times because you're a lady, but that fucking husband I break him in half if he crosses me! (Hangs up)
(Manolo is called again)
Manolo: Hello?!
Man: Look, Mr. Manolo, is Hector, Milly's wife.
Manolo: I'LL SNAP YOUR NECK IN HALF YOU SON OF A BITCH!...
Man: No, Mr. Manolo, she already explained, I was calling to tell you I'm sorry.
Manolo: I don't accept your apologies you son of a bitch, badly born! (Hungs up)
(Manolo is called again)
Manolo: Hello?!
Man: Look man you know you're an animal! I was calling you to say I'm sorry, you know!
Manolo: Animal the fucking mother of yours!
Man: I bet this is way everybody calls you Manolo Egghead, Egghead--
Manolo: Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I shit on your, fuck! You must be horrible! (Hungs up)
(Manolo is called again)
Manolo: Hello?!
Man: Manolo...
Manolo: Fuck, don't call again!
Man: Manolo, relax, it's here, from El Vacilón. (Laughs are heard)
Manolo: You're all crazy! Where is the respect?! FUCK! With the fucking phrase Egghead! Egghead is what I put up your fucking ass, badly born! (Hangs up)
[edit] Third prank call
The third prank call is probably the most funny of all. It consists in calling Manolo and telling him that the person who speaks with him is his own ass. Even though it is ridiculous, Manolo reacts very angrily.
The prank call is called "I'm your anus". Apparently, Manolo doesn't know what "anus" means, at the beginning, but the person of "El Vacilón" says him a synonym: ass. That he does understand.
At first, the man of "El Vacilón" talks to him with normal voice. After Manolo hangs up, and the Man calls him again, he speaks with a "small voice".
[edit] Written translation
Next is the prank call translated to English, since the call is originally in Spanish. Words in bolds are words that were said in English in the prank call. Words in parenthesis are actions made by either Manolo or the man of El Vacilón who calls Manolo.
Manolo: Hello?
Man: Manolo.
Manolo: Er, yeah, hello?
Man: It's me.
Manolo: Who's "me"?
Man: ... I'm your anus.
Manolo: WHAT?
Man: Your anus. I'm your anus.
Manolo: What anus?
Man: I'm your anus, your ass.
Manolo: No, the one of your goddamn mother that gave birth to you, son of a bitch! (Hangs up)
(Manolo is called again)
Manolo: Hello?
Man: (high-pitched, small voice) Manolo.
Manolo: Hello?
Man: (high-pitched, small voice) I'm your anus.
Manolo: You-- Gentleman.
Man: (fart noise)
Manolo: C-Can, we have a talk, between you and me?
Man: (fart noise)
Manolo: Gentleman!
Man: (high-pitched, small voice) I'm your anus. (fart noise)
Manolo: Can you answer as a man, so we can talk from man to man, so we can talk?
Man: (high-pitched, small voice) ... From ass to man.
Manolo: Can you talk to me to tell me so you can answer me and explain me what the HELL is your problem with me?
Man (small voice): I'm your ass.
Manolo: Don't you know what I could be doing?!
Man: (high-pitched, small voice) I'm your ass.
Manolo: I have things to do in a day! A building with more than six floors!
Man: (high-pitched, small voice) (fart noise) I'm your ass.
Manolo: That's what you look like! That's what YOU look like: a hairy ass! (Hangs up)
(Manolo is called again)
Manolo: Hello??!
Man: (high-pitched, small voice) Manolo.
Manolo: FRIEND! FRIEND...FRIEND...FRIEND!!
Man (small voice): I'm your anus.
Manolo: The little bit of patience I had has been taken by the cunt of your goddamn mother!!
Man (small voice): I tell you that (loud fart noise).
Manolo: Goddamn motherfucker! (Hungs up)
(Manolo is called again)
Manolo: Hello?!
Man: Manolo.
Manolo: Tell me!
Man: I have a broken plumb.
Manolo: Broken plumb, in which floor, sir? (beathing heavily)
Man: In-in the back.
Manolo: (loudly) In the back, where? We don't have more than yard at the back. In which one in the back?
Man: ...In your ass! (silently laughs)
Manolo: You little devil, don't you have a mother, you bastard?! (Hungs up)
(Manolo is called again)
Manolo: Hello?
Man (small voice): Egghead!
Manolo: I'll shit on your mother! I'll shit on your grandmother! I'll shit on you! I'll shit on your damn father, and he was a pig because he was cheated on! I'll shit on your whole goddamned descendancy, you son of a goddamn mother, damn...! (Hungs up)
(Manolo is called again)
Manolo: Hello?!?!?
Man (small voice): Manolo, it's me.
Manolo: Who's "me", fuck?!!
Man (small voice): Your anus!
Manolo: The anus of your damn grandmother, because you don't have a mother, son of a bitch!
Man (small voice): Manolo, You Fell For It again.
Manolo: UGH!! GO LAUGH AT THE CUNT OF THE MOTHER WHO GAVE BIRTH TO YOU -- THAT (the earlier insult about his mother's vulva) REALLY IS FUNNY, YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!! (Hungs up)
[edit] Trivia about the prank calls
- There were more than three prank calls to Manolo. However, those three (the ones presented here) are the most famous.
- Oddly, only in the first prank call, Manolo answers with a Spanish "Hello?" ("¿Aló?"). In all the rest, he answers with an English "Hello?".
- In all the prank calls, the words "Egg head" are said.
- In the fifth prank call, not presented here, "El Vacilón" calls Manolo. The caller acts as if he was Manolo's son, Israel. Manolo notices that his son is not the one that is speaking with him, and he says "This is not Israel. Who is this?". The caller says "It's me, your little ass!". This is obviously a reference to the third prank call they made.
- In the fourth prank call, not presented here, Manolo says that his real name is Manuel.
- Manolo has proven that he does not speak English very well. In the second prank call, he says "Don't speak in English to me!", since he may not speak/understand it very well. In the fourth prank call, he has to speak in English, and one can notice that he doesn't know how to speak it at all.
[edit] View also
[edit] External Links
- El Vacilon oficial web site
