User:Meteshjj

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GRAMMAR TIME!

This user is a Grammar and should be feared by incoherent idiots.

This user completely enjoys pie because it is awesome.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

$π$	This user loves Pi.

This user page is incredibly stupid. Extended viewing may cause nausea, vomiting, constipation, fish, telephone, taco, pickle, anal seepage, low gas mileage, blindness, more constipation, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking you, Mike Tyson biting your ears off, yet another bout of constipation, Tom Cruise belligerently assaulting your living room furniture on national television, pants, or all of the above.

Hi, this is Meteshjj, and I have a lot of free time. Yay free time!

Some things you all should care about:

Led Zeppelin

Create the friggin' Fred the Monkey page again!

The Simpsons

Family Guy

Mario

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"Dear Tom Cruise, Your lack of belief in the existence of clinical depression tells me one thing: you didn’t spend $10. to see War Of The Worlds. If vitamins can possibly help me out of this spiraling funk, please let me know which ones. Dinos? Pebbles? Freds? Please, I’m crying out for help." - Alton Brown, Food Network host of Good Eats and Iron Chef America

How do you like them apples, Tommy?

Wimpy the fat Hamburger guy from Pop-Eye I think. Maybe not. I'm not entirely sure, but he has a striking resemblance. Still, he could be someone else. Like Curtis Conrad. Who smells of rotten fish. He is the anti-Christ, which is bad. He also eats like a horse and claims superiority to Chuck Norris. Which we all know is wrong. ♪Do Do Do♪. Am I still typing? I guess I forgot to stop. oh well. I have nothing better to do. Curtis smells like feet!!

This is scribbly!! انتشارات بین المللی نوید شیراز در سال 1349 هـ . ش با انتشار نخستین کتاب تحت عنوان "زهرا (س) زهره ای درخشیده تر" فعالیت خود را آغاز کرد، تا کنون بیش از 1350 عنوان کتاب منتشر کرده، 14 بار ناشر برتر کشور در نمایشگاه بین المللی کتاب تهران، 27 بار ناشر برتر استانی، 6 بار در 6 دوره برگزاری جشن فرهنگ فارس به عنوان ناشر برتر استان انتخاب گردیده است. نقش انتشارات نوید شیراز در احیاء، معرفی و گسترش تاریخ، فرهنگ و هنر اصیل و ماندگار گوشه گوشه کشور به ویژه فارس بزرگ بسیار تاثیرگذار بوده، شهرهای کوچک، بزرگ استان که علی رغم پشتوانه های غنی فرهنگی در شناخت و معرفی آنها کوتاهی شده که خوشبختانه بسیاری از آنها با کوشش و همت محققان و پدیدآورندگان گرانقدر در غالب کتاب های ارزشمند به دوستداران و شیفتگان فرهنگ غرورآفرین ایران زمین تقدیم گردیده است.

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