Moira murrihy
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Moira Murrihy is a 65 year old girl from currently studying english and history in the National University of Galway because she shares the same birthday as Paul Mcartney.She can also be seen wowing people through her music in County Clare. She hopes that when she leaves college and the C.I.A (this section of her life is on a strict NEED TO KNOW BASIS and if we told you any more we would have to kill you) to become a singer-songwriter and soon her name will become synonymous with John lennon, leonard cohen, Patti Smith, Bob Dylan and even her father PJ Murrihy.She was once on the Ryan Tubrdy show in order to defend herself of allegations of beating a sleazy man to death in G.P.O coz he wore black and brown.She claims that she was on the show for some D.J thing (yeah right). There is a court order against her putting her hands in her pockets under the Prohibition of the Concealmant of Weapons of Mass Destruction Act 1934. She wears yellow shoes with Diamonds on the soles in order to lose walking blues.Whilst doing research for his novel The Da Vinci Code, Dan Brown discovered that she is a descendant of Jesus. Mary Murrihy corroborates this theory of the immaculate conception (well thats what P.J Murrihy was told.) She goes under many guises such as Mira,Maire,bosco,moi, Bebhinn O Malley, the nice name of Moira and 'Hey you in the bushes' whilst she was stalking Gerry (stupid question) Moran.The darting term 'The Moira Shuffle' was invented by her and has revolutionized the darting industry. She is currently doing filming on 'Snakes on an Island' alongside Samuel L Jackson as St Patrick. She once busted a guy in Galway for the possession of drugs whilst sitting in a busstop. She is currently writing a novel entitled 'Why we should exterminate people who wear black and brown'.This is the plot summary- 'Oh my god do you see what he is wearing. I think Im going to have a B.F'.But this column seriously predicts that within a 5 years she will be a recognized singer-songwriter and she deserves it coz shes a great girl with a kind heart.
