User:MrBurton
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Mr Burton was born in 1950 although carbon dating samples taken from his beard has placed his real age at about 1250 years old. In 2001 Mr burton lost his cicling clips a nation wide search was initiated. They were though found later that day attached to his ears. You can hear the mating call of Mr Burton around the Bromsgrove area of "Meep meep" and at once must shout the alarm of "Burt Alert"