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Nevin Iwatsuru -

Born May 29th 1988.

Contents 1 Early Life 2 Wonder Years 3 Young Adult 4 "Innocence Lost" 5 Characteristics 6 Pictures

[edit] Early Life

Nevin Iwatsuru was born in a small town called Tim-but-chi-longga in Chad Africa on the day of May 29th 1988 where he was concieved by a pack of Mormon missionaries. Nevin was raised on the ways of the mormon culture and followed the teachings of Warren Jeffs. He later moved to Flagstaff Arizona in 1993 where he was made famous for his ever growing head as a yound child which looked like that of the aliens in the begining of time according to Scientology.

[edit] Wonder Years

After being convinced that he was the chosen one of Mr Hubbards tale, he decided he would pursue the Scientologists dream of becoming a pro roller hockey player. He moved to the small town of Rancho Cucamonga in 1995 and started to play outdoor hockey at Quakes Stadium where many onlookers stood in awe. Not of the horrible hockey playing ability, but of the massive, rather, the huge head. He later developed an ego of being a great goalie, however each team he played on tried very hard to rid themselves of the thick headed Half Breed.

[edit] Young Adult

Once Nevin realized that he was nothing but second rate goalie to goaltenders with no arms, he tried to pursue a career in making war sounds for movies in Germany. He was later fired from this job after they realized what a mistake it was to hire him in the first place especially noticing that he was fired from an Auntie Annes in the Ontario Mills. Nevin, convinced that he could live on minimum wage with a part time job decided to ruin all chances of advancing his life and getting an education. Instead he decided to take a part time job at a Bed Bath and Body Works located in Upland California. He still to this day belives that Bed Bath and Beyond is not a store for middle aged women, but for savvy young men looking to gain respect from the local Bro- Hoe Community.

[edit] "Innocence Lost"

Nevin was watching TV and playing counter strike at 3 am when he saw a commercial for a phone sex company. It was at this moment when nevin felt what he describes the "hingly tinglys" and his balls dropped at the age of 18 in 2006. Later nevin started to develop a patchy growth of hair on his face which is known to what he calls his friends at as Trash Asain 'stash referring to that which looks like a crappy mustache.

[edit] Characteristics

–Nevin has this ability to pick out and buy the crappiest cars availble on the market while paying far too much money.

–Nevin was voted Worst Driver at Los Osos High school in 2006

–Spends much of his time making gun noises and arguing about miniscule things when he knows hes wrong.

–A common phrase is "Oh My God" as well as "Your Such an IDIOT"

–Some famous lines from nevin include, "was that a seagul or something", "you always sleep better after you take a crap", "(pointing to a pack of wetnaps) Are these Tampons?", (at 4 am in the morning inside a cabin aboard a ship) "you guys need sunblock?"

–Nevin possesses the awesome ability of wandering around and getting lost on his own.

–He thinks that Dacaris are manly drinks and that Piña Coladas are amazing.

–Nevin is also infamous for wearing retarded sunglasses which he finds "stylish".

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[edit] Pictures

[1] Nevin Sleeping (notice how the sheer wieght of his head could kill him if he were to lean back to far)

[2] Hair Patch under lip and a lazy eye

[3] Sporting "amazing" sunglasses

[4] Look of determination

[5] Attitude