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[edit] Favourite WWE Quotes

• "And when they heard of the dead, some mocked... and others said, we will hear thee again of this matter." The Undertaker. (Originally Acts 17:32)
• "Wait?! Death waits for no one!" The Undertaker.
• "Over the years there have been many dragons who tried to lay seige to my kingdom... and one by one they all suffered the same fate" The Undertaker.
• "You will Rest... In Peace!" The Undertaker.
• "Hello Randy. What you don't know who this is? This is the man you tried to kill. This is the Undertaker! Orton tries to leave the ring but is driven back by a lightning bolt What's wrong Randy? Don't you feel safe anymore? Where am I Randy? I'm behind you! No no no, I'm over here. Randy, I'm coming for you. Orton tries to leave through the crowd but finds the doorway blocked with a casket and heads back to the ring. What's the matter Randy? You're not afraid of caskets are you? You didn't seem to mind caskets when it was me inside. Randy, are you scared? Remember, remember your destiny. Your destiny is right before your eyes! Randy you tried to kill me. But I'm the one who does the killing! Orton tries to leave through the crowd at the other side of the ring but is again driven back by a lightning bolt You look lost boy. You don't where you're going do you? Randy, you're going with me. Straight to hell. Hell in the cell!" The Undertaker's self booking of a Hell in a Cell match with Randy Orton
• "There's something about Carlito you should know... Carlito's a sore loser!" Carlito.
• "You do not put your hands on the WWE Champion and throw me in that polluted disgusted cesspool known as the Long Island Sound! You need to fire John Cena! I want Cena out of my LIFE!" Then WWE Champion Edge whining.
• "I Lie. I Cheat. I Steal." The late great Eddie Guerrero.
• "We lie, we cheat, we steal... but at least we're honest about it!" The late great Eddie Guerrero about Los Guerreros (with Chavo).
• "Thou shalt not cross thy arms and yell 'Suck It!'" The Forth Commandment of McMahonism, Vince McMahon.
• "You're fired!" Vince McMahon.
• "Get a look at greatness!" The Lengend Killer Randy Orton
• "That's right you were the WWE Champion... but dammit though I take a nap for 20 minutes and I missed the whole thing!" The King of Kings Triple H
• "Now this is the part where after I'm sure the contract's been signed and the match is offical and there's no backing out of it. That's when I flip this table over, pull a sledgehammer out and bash your brains out." The King of Kings Triple H
• "Let me remind you who we are! This is the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels! I am the Game Triple H. The Showstopper, the Icon! The Cerebral Assassin, the King of Kings! And together we are your worst nightmare Vince. We are D-Generation X!!" Triple H
• "This public service announcement was brought to you by your friends at D-Generation X. Who would like to remind each and every one of you that if you're not down with that we've only got two words for ya! crowd yells Suck It! " Shawn Michaels
• "What's Trish doing here?

Oh wait a minute. Wait a minute, JR look at this!

You've gotta be, wait a minute here. Wait a minute. Sharpshooter!

That's a Sharpshooter!

Sharpshooter! The crowd's on their feet! The crowd's gone crazy!" Jim Ross & Jerry the King Lawler's commentary at the Women's championship match Unforgiven 2006.

• "Well how fitting is that I'm on the Cutting Edge? Because next week I will be cutting Edge! With barbed wire! Razor wire!! Thumbtacks!!! Any other sharp object I can get my hands on. So Edge what I want you to do is go home. You've got a week. Go home rest up from the sledgehammer. Rest up from the chair. Rest up from the spinebuster. And for god's sake rest up from your little stripped throat cause you're gonna need your voice to scream for MERCY!! You think about that Edge and then you try. Try. To have a nice day! Bang bang!" Mick Foley.

[edit] Other Favourite Quotes

• "Ah... Finally... A man worth killing." Cerdic, King Arthur
• "His destructive programing is taking effect. He will be irresistably drawn to large cites where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs and steal everyone's left shoe." Jumba, Lilo & Stitch.
• "You Stupid Woman!" René Artois, 'Allo 'Allo
• "Good Moaning" Officer Crabtree, 'Allo 'Allo
• "Who has squashed my Gestapo staff car? ...This is very serious: the Gestapo is only insured third party." Herr Flick, 'Allo 'Allo