User:POMP
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POMP (the adopted son of shock rocker Marilyn Manson) has had an Internet presence since December 1997. He founded POMP PRODUCTIONS in 1999 and started POMP PRODUCTIONS.com shortly thereafter. His critically acclaimed spoof-site POMP PRODUCTIONS.com features Ask Emotionless Man, Faygot or NOT? Sexual Positions, UB WACK!! and much more...
Synonyms of POMP are "Ostentatious" and "Vain" while aliases of POMP are: POMPual J. Alexander Devadander Abercrombie IV, bOWb R. Lipshitz III, LeRoy B. POMPa, and Paulie POMPa. He also has "POMP" tattooed on his right bicep. It is rumored POMP received his name from a park bench in downtown Oswego, New York. Where he and other founding members of YWB (Young White Bastards) would sit for hours and mock the locals. Perhaps this sparked the birth of the now defunct OswegoSucks.com?
In June of 2001 POMP received his Credentials of Ministry through the Universal Life Church. As a legally ordained Minister, Reverend POMP may perform weddings, funerals, baptisms, and other functions of the clergy. He will also absolve your sins and Save Your Soul for only $19.95! At this time, Reverend POMP has absolved the sins of many an evildoer and performed one baptism.
In March of 2002 Reverend POMP founded HeTeroShirts.com. An online store specializing in straight pride T-Shirts. This came with some controversy and several cease and desist emails from StraightPrideWear.com. Who claimed to own the patent on the male and female symbols used on restroom signs everywhere, yet could not provide any evidence that this patent actually exists. Reverend POMP argued that this symbol was public domain, and refused to remove the imagery from his site. Straight Pride Wear eventually backed down.
Many people do not know that in addition to being a Reverend, POMP is also an accomplished DJ, Videographer, and Producer. In the fall of 2002, he mixed, mastered, and co-produced Avery Fantom's debut CD (Self-Destructive Habits) at his "Wasted Talent Entertainment Studios" in New York. You can listen to some of POMP's production expertise at AFantom.com. He also designed A. Fantom's website. But he doesn't like to brag about that.
POMP reluctantly started blogging in December of 2002. This type of blogging is now known as an "odd blog." POMP believes that much like Howard Stern invented liking hot chicks and talking about sex, POMP invented the odd blog. If you are brave (and not at work - as he can be off-color, explicit, occasionally racist (for shock value only), and politically incorrect) you can read his daily rants about technology, pr0n, current events, and more on POMP's Blahg. Or if you prefer pictures to words, you can see the things POMP sees every day on POMP's Moblog.
