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Hi there. My name is Ben and I split my time between Lexington and Louisville, Kentucky. I work on the intarweb and end up blowing my paycheck on what you might call boring, musty books. I don't call them that. I call them a hobby.
One day, I'll actually finish up my degree at the University of Kentucky - some day. After graduation, I plan on futzing around and devising various get-rich-quick schemes. Until then, I'm spending my time on human rights activism.
Other than that, I describe myself using easily identifiable symbols in lieu of words:
This is me
Stuff I like
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This user's entire personality can be summed up in a few userboxes. |
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This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference. |
Grammar
to / too
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Too many people have no idea how to use words they should have learned in grade two. |
whom |
This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees. |
A, B, and
A and B |
This user prefers to use the serial comma only when its omission can be confusing. |
its/it's |
It's really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner. |
’s |
Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. [sic] |
Politics and Society
Me, personally, you know
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I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me. |
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This user enjoys reading anything. |
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This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe. |
C2H6O-3 |
This user utilizes alcohol at an advanced level. |
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This user plays Risk. |
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