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| Rory Ahlstedt |
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RAAF
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| Born |
January 1992
Canberra, ACT |
| Died |
projected 2126
Unknown |
| Occupation |
Future World Class Pilot |
| Spouse |
Eva Longoria |
| Parents |
Symone & Derek |
| Children |
1 (on the way) |
Halloo... My name is Rory Ahlstedt. I am an Australian boy with Finnish heritage. Minä olen Suomalainen ja Australian polka. I'm just here to represent, yo. Recognize...? My ambitions are to become the greatest Royal Australian Air Force pilot in the history of Royal Australian Air Force piloting. I live in Australia, the best country in the world, before Finland. I attend school in Brisbane, Queensland as i am midway through high school. After completing year 12, I will relocate to Canberra to attend the Australian Defence Force Academy in 2010 to recieve my degree. I absolutely love women and my favourite midnight snack is Shortbread and Macadamia biscuits with Vanilla Coke. My hobbies include football (soccer), eating, sleeping and reminding people how great Finland is. Btw I'd like to mention that Sweden, Poland, Ireland and England will always be inferior to Finland. Just messing but seriously. Think about it...
- Finland has the oldest modern democracy
- Finland has the 11th highest living standard in the world
- Finland has the best water quality in the world
- Finland is ranked as the least corrupt country in the world
- Finland has the best education system in the world
- Finland has the highest literacy rate in the world (100%)
- Finland has always been at the top of the worldwide Press Freedom Ranking list
- Finland is one of the most technologically advanced nations in the world
- Finland is the home of Santa
- Finland produces some of the best professional racing drivers and ice hockey players in the world
- Finland invented the Sauna
- Finland is one of the most beautiful countries in the world
- Finland is one the richest nations in the world per capita
- Various other facts which prove Finland is great at the Wikipedia page: Finland
Now remember four things:
- Australia and Finland are the greatest countries ever
- The capital city of Finland is Helsinki
- The best city of Finland is Tampere
- The Finnish world for Finland is Suomi
Remember, If you're not Finnish you're Finished...
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This user enjoys going to the sauna.
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This user eats at KFC.
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This user is in secondary school and has tons of homework to do,
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This user has a pet Dog. |
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This user enjoys playing poker. |
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This user is a big fan of the comedian Arj Barker. |
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This user is a big fan of the comedian Dave Hughes. |
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This user is interested in studying about Lakes. |
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This user thinks that Top Gun is the best film ever made. |
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This user loves the film The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift. |
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This user is interested in Finland and is capable of speaking in a Finnish accent. |
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This user is afraid of ghosts, but doesn't believe in them. |
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This user follows Rule 37:
There is no "overkill". There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload." |
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