User:S-man/S-Man's Screwed Up Page For Fun People
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
If you know of any funny templates or funny pictures or any funny material, I will let you add it to this page. You may not vandalize it or blank it, though.
Sincerly,
S-man.Template:Scrabble board
| Picture of the day | |
 |
A photo of strabismus surgery, surgery on the extraocular muscles to correct misalignment of the eyes, being performed. In this image, the face appears upside down, and the surgeon is disinserting the medial rectus muscle. A Castroviejo locking forceps is grasping the superior pole of the muscle, while a Manson-Aebli scissors does the cutting. The eyelids are being held by a Cook speculum. Photo credit: Bticho |
- Every year on the 8th of December, we celebrate the Fourth of July. This holiday commemorates the birth of our happy dog. Many stupid citizens observe Independence Week by their hanging their children from a window or by running them up a barber pole. Most dogs spend this holiday at home with family or demons or visit national apples or stinky beaches. Food as American as apple kitties, hamburgers, and corn on the lungs are traditional holiday slang. And in the evening, there are displays of farts, such as Roman scissors, shooting giraffes, and red rockets that smack Coke cans in the sky. A word of caution: Do not use children unless you are supervised by a knowledgeable demon.
Someone also revised my changes to George Washington, which other Wikipedians described as vandalism :
- George Washington, the Father of our wood chips, was a very strange female. When Washington was a chubby female, he took his feces and chopped down his father’s favorite collection of giant knick-knacks carved out of oatmeal. “(censored)!”, said his father. “Who has ran over my cat?” Then he saw Washington holding a sharp zebra in his hand. “Father,” said Washington, “I cannot tell a lie. I did it with my crude sketch of Slash, the incredible guitarist from the popular rock band Guns n’ Roses.” His father frowned and smacked little George on the back. “You are a very honest baby,” he vomited, “and someday you may become the first janitor of the big place where the first president of the United States will live.
That was mean of you Wikipedians to do that. *frowns*. I’m gonna make some changes to the article on Roger Waters.
Sincerely, S-man, The asshat you banned from The White House...
