User:SnakeRunsCBWest
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SnakeRunsCBWest. It is very simple, I have dedicated my life to make the Central Bucks West High School page as accurate and as best it can be. The only way that this is possible is for a students that go there to maintian the site and let outsiders really know what it is like to attend CB West.
Michael McColligan, better known as "Snake", is what we like to call a real man. Not many things are known as to be true facts about Snake because rumors are always flying around him.
| True Facts | False Rumors | Unknown |
|---|---|---|
| Snake goes to Central Bucks West High School, and the school is better because of it. | Snake brought Jesus back from the dead after three days | Snake has been known to run around nursing homes yelling "Thank God I am still young unlike you old pieces of shit!" |
| Everyone who has ever met Snake has had suicidal thoughts because they know they cannot be him, or anything close to him for that matter | Santa Claus wanted to stop being Santa because he wanted to be like Snake | Snake burnt a small childs ear for telling him that AM radio is better then FM radio |
| Snake is particulary fond of himself. | On occasion, Snake will change the name of The Gulf of Mexico to 'The Golf of Mexico'. | Snake is actually an acronym that stands for 'Snake Never Allows Knowledgeable Explinations. |
| Snake thinks that someday Microsoft will be ruined by Mircohard. | Snake regularly robs banks using only a blowdart and a pair of safety scissors. | Snake made the wolf cry. |
