User:Springeragh/UBs

One other thing: in my ESU userbox, which shows my edits (major vs. minor), please feel free to update it whenever you feel like it, but if you would, please instead of doing updated=~~~~~, please use the following mark-up: updated=~~~~~ by ~~~.

• I was born on July 30, 1987.
  • …in the year of the Rabbit,
  • …under either the crab or the lion (depending on which zodiac you use),
  • …under the cypress tree.
• Also, I don't believe in astrology.

I, the undersigned, do hereby declare that, to the best of my knowledge:

1. I already know how to type, or if not, I am not currently learning to type, nor do I plan to learn in the near future.

2. I am not curious about the way things work. I do not tinker with or take apart machines or other apparatus to see how they function. I never pull up curtains, check out strange noises, experiment, tinker, hack, or otherwise show curiosity or a quest for knowledge.

3. I have attached a photo of myself demonstrating that I do not have a penis, or that I have a penis length of no more than two standard deviations above the mean.

4. I myself may be homosexual, but I do not know anyone else who is gay, bisexual, lesbian, transgendered, or otherwise queer.

Signature: —$ΡЯΙNGεrαgђ (-¢|ε|Ŀ|T|♪-)

Name (please print): Cliffton T. Harris

As witnessed this day, a fine day in America, by whoever is visiting this page.

[edit] Age and related things

This user is of Irish ancestry.

This user is proud to be of Irish ancestry.

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[edit] On-wiki statistics

This user works on disambiguation link repair - You can help!

Content contributed by this user is released into the public domain.

This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of the user's contributions to Wikipedia.

This user does not want to see Springeragh on Wheels.

This user scored 2854.28 on the Are You a Wikipediholic Test.

This user creates his own userboxes.

This user has been using userboxes too long and constantly refers to himself as "this user".

This user is a member of the Novels WikiProject.

[edit] Time

Today is March 30, 2007.

This user is diurnal.

This user begrudgingly observes Daylight Saving Time.

[edit] Grammar and speaking

[edit] Food

This user has eaten silica gel, and lived to tell the tale.

This user eats cheese.

This user eats pizza.

This user loves spaghetti.

This user eats apples.

This user thinks that oranges are fantastic!

This user eats strawberries.

This user eats raspberries.

This user eats potatoes.

This user eats salad.

This user eats beef.

This user eats chicken.

This user eats ham.

This user eats chocolate.

This user eats cookies.

This user drinks hot chocolate.

This user drinks orange juice.

This user drinks coffee.

[edit] Games and fun

This user can solve a Rubik's Cube without peeling the stickers or taking it apart.

This user is a backgammon player.

This user enjoys playing [[ UBX/chess]].

This user is a Go player.

This user is a Jenga master.

This user plays fußball.

This user is a parcheesi player.

This person prefers to play games on a laptop.

[edit] Music

This user enjoys classical music.

This user can't stand rock music.

This user is not thankful that Sergei Prokofiev existed.

[edit] This user is interested in… and other well-known userbox syntaxes

This user is interested in beauty.

This user is interested in his family history.

This user enjoys cooking.

This user enjoys photography.

This user enjoys singing.

This user enjoys writing.

This user is a Germanophile.

[edit] Miscellany

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This user still loves stuffed animals.

This user misses Pluto. May his planethood rest in peace.

This user prefers warm weather.

This user is a roadfan.

This user enjoys skygazing and astronomy.

This user is interested in the Romantic period.

This user enjoys reading fiction.

This user believes that "all the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players".

This user likes Sherlock Holmes

This user is against the colorisation of black and white movies.

This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

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This user is left-handed.

This user is a Presbyterian.