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Hi! I am a follower of the Concrete Religion. My intrests include bocce and chess. To any who see this page: PLEASE VOTE TO PRESERVE OUR CONCRETE RELIGION PAGE! We just ask that it stay online, not that you follow it. Thanks!
The Concrete Religion is a relatively new religion, founded in 2003. In this religion, the "Messia" or so called "god" is the Great Concrete Pack-Mule. The Great Concrete Pack-Mule believes that you should be able to do all you want, and only asks you to thank him once or twice a day while seated on the commode. The creation of the universe in the concrete religion is believed to be how scientists believe it was created. First, there was nothing. Then there was a small clump of mass, which then exploded into swirling form, creating worlds and galaxies and solar systems by enzymatic and chemical reactions. The Holy Land in the Concrete religion is in Mozambique (pronounced Mozam-bick-yoo) which is constantly mistaken with Mozambique (pronounced Moze-amb-eek).
Like most religions, this religions has a holy book caled Inasad. Imprinted on the cover of the book is the infinity, or mobius sign (an 8 on its side), symbolizing that the Great Concrete Pack-Mule will never diminish (since it's made out of concrete).
Some websites on the subject are: geocities.com/concretereligion/concretereligion.htm geocities.com/thebasswizard/OCR.html
