T'was on the Good Ship Venus
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[edit] The Good Ship Venus
T'was on the Good Ship Venus is an English Rugby Song with verses resembling limericks in structure and relating to the various crew member aboard the titular boat. The chorus would describe the lack of any activity to partake in aboard the ship other than those sexually related and is sung in differing ways according to the singer(s).
[edit] Sample Lyrics
Warning, adult language
T'was on the good ship Venus,
By God you should have seen us,
The figurehead was a whore in bed,
Sucking a red hot penis
chorus
Frigging in the rigging
Wanking on the planking
Masturbating on the grating
There's fuck all else to do.
The captain of this lugger,
He was a dirty bugger,
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another
chorus
The first mate's name was Morgan
He was a grisley gorgan
Twice a day he'd strum away
Upon his sexual organ
chorus
The Captain's wife was Mable
Whenever she was able
She'd give the crew their daily screw
Upon the mess hall table
chorus
The cook, his name was Freeman
He was a dirty demon
He'd feed the crew on menstrual stew
And hymens fried in semen
chorus
The captain's randy daughter
Went swimming in the water
Delighted squeals came as the eels
Entered her sexual quarter
chorus
The bosun's name was Chopper
By Christ he had a whopper
Twice round the deck once round his neck
and up his arse for a stopper
chorus
[edit] References in popular culture
- A version of the song can be found on the Sex Pistols album The Great Rock and Roll Swindle.
