The Wettest Stories Ever Told
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| The Simpsons episode | |
| "The Wettest Stories Ever Told" | |
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| Episode no. | 374 |
| Prod. code | HABF11 |
| Orig. Airdate | April 23, 2006 |
| Written by | Jeff Westbrook |
| Directed by | Mike B. Anderson |
| Couch gag | Homer puts together a puzzle that shows the Simpsons sitting on the couch. He places Maggie's head on Homer's body and vice versa, then says "d'oh!" and fixes it. He then chuckles. |
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| Season 17 September 11, 2005 – May 21, 2006 |
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The Wettest Stories Ever Told is the eighteenth episode of The Simpsons' seventeenth season, it originally aired on April 23, 2006.
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[edit] Synopsis
A dinner at the Frying Dutchman gone wrong turns into an excuse for another anthology show, this time with a nautical theme - Lisa tells about the Mayflower voyage, Bart tells about mutiny in Tahiti, and Homer tells about capsizing cruise ships.
[edit] Lisa's story (Journey on the Mayflower)
Marge, Bart, and Lisa board the Mayflower to head for the new world, but just as they do, Homer runs ahead of them and hides in a barrel. They see the police looking for him (because he made the mistake of asking why this time is called the "Jacobean era" when the king is called "James" and not "Jacob"), and they take pity on him as they hear him praying (he is actually praying that the police kill them instead of him). Even so, they take him with them and dress him up like them. Marge immediately grows on Homer, but Moe likes her as well (having gone as far as to kill her husband) and is instantly jealous of their friendship. To get Homer out of the way, Moe takes him down to the storage room where all the beer is held and tells him to drink whenever a wave hits the boat. He gets drunk, and Captain "Flandish" (Flanders) and Reverend Lovejoy find him and other passengers partying. Moe blames Homer, and they place him in a stock. Then, a storm approaches, and Flanders gets knocked out. Homer claims that he steers better when he is drunk, and while drinking a bottle of wine, he leads them safely out of the storm. He and Marge get together, and they all make it to the New World. While having the first Thanksgiving with the Native Americans, Flandish says that he's almost sorry for what the Pilgrims will do to them later (take their land and wipe them out).
[edit] Bart's story (Mutiny on the Bounty)
The HMAV Bounty sets sail from England, commanded by Captain Bligh (Skinner). Bligh severely mistreats his crew, tossing off their mail. They arrive in Tahiti, where the crew has a wonderful time (Bligh later orders them to forget the vacation). Willie warns him of a mutiny, but Bligh ignores him. Eventually, First Mate Bart Christian leads a mutiny and sends Bligh and Willie off in a lifeboat. Bligh mistreats Willie and is sent away on a sea turtle. Captain Bart orders the crews to set sail for Tahiti...then he throws away the ship's wheel and they crash into Antarctica.
[edit] Homer's story (The Neptune Adventure)
Homer's story takes place on the luxury liner Neptune on New Year's Eve. At midnight, Captain Burns fails to notice a massive freak wave and the ship capsizes. Led by Selma, survivors Homer, Bart, Lisa, Marge, Lenny, Carl, Comic Book Guy, Old Jewish Man (and his wife), and Sideshow Mel ignore Purser Wiggum's advice to stay put in the ball room and decide to climb up the decks to the engine room. While climbing up through the smokestack, Lenny panics and falls to his death. They encounter rooms in flame, tigers, and Homer doing his business in an upside-down bathroom. Comic Book Guy swims through a flooded deck to help the others get to the engine room, but he has a heart attack and dies. The group makes it to the engine room, but Sideshow Mel's hair is set on fire because of a blowtorch from the rescue team and he dies. The rest of the original group makes it off the ship, at which point they encounter the walking skeletons of the Bounty crew, who are still trying to get back to Tahiti.
[edit] Trivia
- In the US, a trailer for the film Poseidon aired during the episode's commercial breaks before Homer's story (a remake of the original film The Poseidon Adventure).
- Among the people on the Neptune are Moe, Disco Stu, Krusty, Kirk (Milhouse's dad), Luigi, Agnes, Apu, Miss Hoover, Barney, and Dr. Hibbert.
- This episode is the third in the seventeenth season to have the word 'stories' or 'story' in it, the other two being "Simpsons Christmas Stories" and "The Seemingly Never-Ending Story".
- After only six weeks, this is another episode in the seventeenth season to be a multi-story episode, or to be split into three sections. This is like the Treehouse of Horror series or other similar three-part episodes like "Trilogy of Error", from season 12.
- The fourth wall is broken when Moe tells the audience that Old Englishmen spoke with th at the end of sentences, along with the inclusion of thee, ye and thou. Moe has similarly addressed the audience in one of flashback scenes in, "The Way We Weren't".
- Homer and Moe's aggressive competition over Marge's love (as shown in Lisa's story) has been an ongoing gag in the show that especially references to Season 16 ("Mommie Beerest").
- At the end of "The Neptune Adventure," we see the crew of the HMS Bounty coming out of the mist, only for them to look like skeletons, a possible reference to Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.
- Bart appears twice in "The Neptune Adventure"; as himself throughout the story, and as Bart Christian/"Capt. Bart-bossa" at the end.
- The original North American airdate was intended to be April 16; however, it was replaced by The Last of the Red Hat Mamas.
- Homer, Marge, Bart and groundskeeper Willie are the only characters to appear in all three stories.
- Comic Book Guy's last words resemble Dominick Pezzulo's, who died in the attack on the World Trade Center in 2001.
- The sound effect of Homer's noisemaker is the exact same one used in the Futurama episode "Space Pilot 3000".
- This episode ends without the Simpsons ever getting their meal at The Frying Dutchman.
- In the Neptune adventure, before the capsize, there are mutiple hints of the outcome of the cruise, such as the disco playing "Rock the Boat", Mr. Burns welcomes everyone to "the maiden voyage of the Neptune, the world's most unflippable luxury liner", to "enjoy our pineapple upside-down cake and apple turnovers," and that there will be commemerable hats, so "be sure to be giving us your Cap size.
[edit] Episode Quotes
- Homer (after the ship flips upside down and his hair falls off): Ahh! My wig!...Uh, I mean my real hair!
[edit] Cultural references
- This episode also references Samuel Taylor Coleridge's "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner". In the first story, after the storm breaks off, Homer notices an albatross which he eats. Unlike the poem, this action does not lead to unfortunate incidents. The final act with the appearance of the Bounty could possibly be a reference to the appearance of the ghost ship.
- Homer's story is a parody of The Poseidon Adventure, an action film. There are several similarities between Homer's story and The Poseidon Adventure. Two characters die in ways similar to the movie: Lenny falls off a ladder into surging water, like Acres; and Comic Book Guy dies while trying to tie a rope underwater, like Mrs. Rosen. This episode also aired just weeks before the remake of the movie, titled Poseidon, premiered.
- The song played at the beginning of Homer's story is "Rock The Boat" by the Hues Corporation.
- One-eyed "Admiral Nelson" is a reference to Vice-Admiral Horatio Nelson, British hero of the Battle of Trafalgar.
- Comic Book Guy's "inspirational music" is "Alone Again (Naturally)" by Gilbert O'Sullivan.
- "Island in the Sun" by Weezer plays during the montage of the Bounty crew in Tahiti and Easter Island.
- When the Bounty crew is in Tahiti, the theme instrumental music that is played is similar to that written in the musical movie South Pacific.
- At the end of Homer's story, the crew of the Bounty reappears as living skeletons, parodying Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.
- Lisa sings a parody of The Morning After from The Poseidon Adventure, which (exaggeratedly) foreshadows the upcoming destruction of the S.S. Neptune.
- Burns makes references to Earthquake, The Towering Inferno, The China Syndrome, and The Apple Dumpling Gang, which were popular disaster films of the 1970s (except for The Apple Dumpling Gang).
- The ship in Homer's story is called the Neptune. "Neptune" was the Roman god of the sea; the Greek name for the same deity was "Poseidon".
- Scenes of Bart standing on the mast of the Bounty, and the use of music by Luigi Boccherini, are references to the film Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World.
- This episode's title spoofs the title of the film The Greatest Story Ever Told.
