User:TheInno/Gabriel Grey
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| Ring name(s) | Gabriel Grey The Pale Rider |
| Billed height | 5ft 9in |
| Billed weight | 180lbs |
| Born | May 6, Unknown Masada, Israel |
| Resides | The Damned Nation |
Gabriel Grey was born May 6th, in a year as yet unspecified. It is generally accepted he was born after the dinosaurs, but before the iPod.
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[edit] Raison D'être
Gabriel Grey was put on this earth for one reason. Until we find out what that is, he'll settle for wrestling, reading comics and Red Bull drinking.
[edit] Little Known Facts
- Gabriel Grey doesn't smash beer cans on his forehead, instead he stares them down till they shrink in fear.
- Gabriel Grey once attended a Who concert and was so upset they didn't play Boris the Spider that he killed everyone in the building
- Gabriel Grey has only one weakness - small lesbian dogs.
- Gabriel Grey could cure world poverty - but likes to feel rich..
- Gabriel Grey has no concept of the word "Britpop".
- Gabriel Grey can play Pong, Super Mario, Doom, and Quake all at once - plus Sonic The Hedgehog if he takes his trousers off.
- Gabriel Grey invented the Internet, but couldn't be bothered to tell anyone.
- Gabriel Grey can tell the difference between butter and "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter".
- Gabriel Grey taught Bill Hicks how to smoke.
- Gabriel Grey is right behind you now.
- Gabriel Grey can see in 5 dimensions.
[edit] Cravings
Gabriel Grey has no need of mortal possessions. However, he does accept gifts of unmarked banknotes in non-sequential bundles, or the soul of your first born.
[edit] More Information
If this is just a taster for the world of Gabriel, you can find out more on his official website, GabrielGrey.co.uk
