User:The Enslaver
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[edit] The Enslaver at a Glance
7 snippets of personal info...
- I'm a British citizen.
- I am Male, Caucausian, Heterosexual, Very Slightly Right-Wing - but I'm not a Nazi, a Sadistic Torturer or a Rabidly Homophobic, Oil-Loving Capital-Punishment Supporter (that's right, I'm lookin' at you, you motherfucking stereotypical South-Western hillbillies).
- I'm known among friends as The Crazy Bastard.
- My favourite country is South Africa.
- I'm a wisemouth badass, or so people tell me.
- My age is...indeterminate. Somewhere between 5 and 40.
- To anyone who might care (hopefully no-one), I got my username from the main character in the upcoming PS3 game Possession - the article about which, incidentally, I have edited extensively - so don't start flaming at me to fuck off back to the colonies and take my slavery with me.
[edit] Pet Hates
I hate...
- Tony Blair. Yeah, sorry, Tony, but you're an absolute bastard. Resign NOW. Oh, and that Old Liberal/New Labour bullshit? You aren't fooling anyone.
- Chavs. OK, so it's a cliché, and has more than a hint of nu-snobbery, but I can't stand it when some freak in a torn hoodie starts masturbating furiously in the local car park while spitting chips at the pigeons. Fucking disgusting.
- The Royal Family (except the Queen). The Queen's a lovely old gal, and let's wish her a happy birthday, but I hope that when she's gone, they bury the bloody crown with her, and hang that fucking faux-Nazi pretty-boy, Harry.
- Big Brother. Big Brother? Big Bag of Bastard Bollocks. If you're a fan, sorry and all that - I'm sure you're a perfectly nice person - but honestly, why would you want to watch a show which consists of 80% drooling beta males pissing themselves on camera, and 20% some ill-informed camera hawk screeching at you, saying, "OMFG, some drooling beta male just pissed himself on camera! Woo!"
- The usual chorus of wankers, Nazis, criminals, perverts, rapists, paedos and other dregs of society. Die and rot in your graves, please.
[edit] My Wikipedia
So far I have contributed (in both major and minor ways) to the following articles (in no particular order):
- Possession (video game)
- Night's Dawn Trilogy
- Killzone PS3
- Unreal Tournament 2007
- Imperial Navy
- Mercenaries: Playground of Destruction
- Emperor Trajan
- Aliens
- God of War (video game)
- Prostitution
- Psyker
- Backwards
- Iron Warriors
- The Darkness (video game)
- Jak 3
- Hydra
- Bioshock
- Fallen Dragon
- Aztec army - which was logged for deletion at the time. I rewrote it, but I'm not sure if I did enough to keep it on Wikipedia.
...not to mention a few other, extremely minor edits, which probably don't merit inclusion, even on this supremely lowbrow user page. In the unlikely event that anyone actually wants to see these, drop me a line on my talk page. N.B. If you're bored to distraction, why not check out my two standalone articles:
My very first article, Nu-Snobbery, was recently deleted for "lack of source material", as was my fourth, Ignopedia. Like I give a shit, I've still got two working standalones and 21 major edits to fall back on.
[edit] Talk
Wanna talk more? Visit my talk page. Or don't. It's a free country.
