Unstone
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Unstone (pronounced with a silent e) is a small village in the English county of Derbyshire. It is in the North East Derbyshire district of the county. Unstone is situated approximately one mile south east of Dronfield, and is also close to the town of Chesterfield. The village has a population of over 1,000 residents. Through it runs the River Drone and the Midland Main Line railway.
The village has more than doubled in size over the past century. Originally, it developed mainly as a commuter area for workers at Dronfield's numerous (now closed) coal mines. Originally on the A61 trunk road, the village is now bypassed by a dual carriageway.
Dronfieldians were once at war with the unstoners. This caused a terrible ruccus. this is where upon people from dronfield decided they would hate unstoners forever. Unstoners are believed to be inbred. This is a very accurate accusation. Unstone is also believed to be the worst place in the world. Even in povish places have more shops and probably a better combined intelect.
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