Walking Down Canal Street
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"Walking Down Canal Street" is an obscene old drinking song from Roaring Twenties New York.
There are countless variations and additional impromptu verses, but following is the short version:
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- Walking down Canal Street,
- Knocking at every door --
- God-damn-son-of-a-bitch!
- I couldn't find a whore...
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- Finally found a whore --
- She was tall and thin.
- God-damn-son-of-a-bitch!
- I couldn't get it in...
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- I finally got it in,
- And wriggled it all about...
- God-damn-son-of-a-bitch!
- I couldn't get it out!
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- Finally got it out --
- It was red and sore...
- God-damn-son-of-a-bitch!
- Should never'a screwed a whore!
