Wikipedia talk:Wikipedia: The movie
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I would propose:
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jimbo needs to be Chuck Norris Richardkselby 19:07, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
bogdan 22:46, 14 February 2006 (UTC)
[edit] I made this up on the way home... It doesn't really fit this article, and I dunno if it's actually funny, so I'll just put it here FWIW
[edit] Wikipedia II: The Reckoning
They're back... and this time it's for keeps! Featuring:
- Jimbo Wales as Commandante Fascio Bastardo... He commanded an army of "volunteers"... But were they soldiers, or mere drones forced to march in lockstep to his insufferable demands?
- [Name of your favorite rogue administrator] as Group Captain Lance "Hellfire" Champion... In a world with no rules, he WAS the law... Nothing would stop him from completing his mission... And if few thousand innocent civilians got in the way, well, that's why they have the word "collateral damage!"
- 10,000,000 illiterate peasants as The Newbies... They were insatiable and unstoppable... Kill one, and a hundred take his place... Where did they come from? And what were they doing when grammar was taught?
- The Visigoths as The Vandals... They'd almost destroyed all of civilization... And then laid low for two thousand years... But now they were back... and this time, they would finish the job!
...[cut]...
- Commandante Fascio Bastardo: More! Over there! More of them! DESTROY THEM ALL!
- "Hellfire" Champion: EAT LEAD NEWBIE SCUM!
- machinegun: buddabuddabuddabudda!
- 10,000 Newbies: AIEEEEE! [thud][thud][thud]
...[cut]...
- Sister Mary Therese: But he's just a child... he can't be more than 15!
- "Hellfire" Champion: And that's exactly WHY he must be destroyed! Step aside, woman!
- machinegun: buddabuddabuddabudda!
- Newbie: Urk. [thud]
...[cut]...
- Commandante Fascio Bastardo: What's this?
- "Hellfire" Champion: It looks like... eggs.
- Commandante Fascio Bastardo: OMG, they're starting to breed!
- "Hellfire" Champion: Those bastards... I always suspected that newbies didn't bear live young... stand back, Commandante!
- machinegun: buddabuddabuddabudda!
- Eggs: [splort]
...[cut]...
- Cherry Devine: Oh, Lance... don't you care for me?
- "Hellfire" Champion: That would require taking a point of view, sweetheart.
- Cherry Devine: Oh, Lance... you're so... neutral... that makes me so hot... take me!
- "Hellfire" Champion: Sorry, sugar. That would definitely be original research on my part...
(by Herostratus)
