User:Wondaman
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It is suspected that this user might be a sock puppet or impersonator of Mandawan. Please refer to contributions for evidence. See block log and current autoblocks. |
The Mandawan (or recently called Wondaman) is a distant cousin to the Mandolin and mandoline, found in remote parts of Sydney. When treated lovingly, this unique music machine creates a pleasant noise for all to hear. If provoked, they do bite quite viciously. However, no deaths have been recorded from the use of a Mandawan. Various injuries have been recorded on video tape for all to watch. Notable alumni that have been bitten include:
- Bob the builder
- Cement mixer
- projector
It is advised that the use of ear muffs when playing with a Mandawan is beneficial for health, and may prevent the vicious bites. Mandawans are similar in shape to Ulows. They are peanut shaped and sound like a car horn.
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- mandolin
- mandoline
- Sydney
- Bob the Builder
- cement mixer
- Projector
- Ulows
- Peanut
- Car horn
