User:Josephseagullstalin

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There was a little boy who lived on a farm with his grampa, and he went there every summer to help hime out. Now, on that farm, the little boy helped care for ducks. Now, there was this one duck that stood out of them all. Its eyes were milky hazel, its eye partially stuck out, and it was hideous. This little boy and his grampa called him "The Duck". and if you ever said "the duck" they would automaticly know which duck it was. This duck was not a very nice duck, for every time it saw that little boy, it would open its beak three times, slowly, saying "QQQQueeeeeeeessss" every time he opened and closed his mouth. Suddenly the duck would quak at the rate of a machine gun and run at 40 miles per hour at the little boy, trying to bite him on the part of the back ankle tahts just above your foot, and has one little bone there, and to that little boy, it hurt like heck. He would try to avoid "The duck" but it was inevitable, however, if the boy saw the duck begin to open its bill 3 times, he had 15 seconds to hide. On a normal day you would hear screams, and a bunch of quacks, from the boy, attempting to run away from the duck.

One day the boy and his three friends decided to go fishing. For some reason the little boy hadn't seen the duck for weeks, so his back ankle had healed, and he felt no pain anymore. They rode in a wagon with their horse, kit-kat, who was a horse that was easily startled. Then in the distance the boy thought he saw the duck on the road. As kit-kat came closer, the duck was clearly visible. It began to open its beak three times. suddenly it outbursted in a sudden quak, charging straight for the wagon. Kit-Kat, startled, winnied and stepped on the duck, killing it. The little boy and his friends surrounded the duck, and the little boy realised what he had done. He didn't want to get his grampa mad, so guiltily, he took a shovel, and buried the duck, there, on the side of the dirt road. "don't say anything!" cried the boy to his friends, and they left to go fishing

That night the boy felt so guilty, he quickly gulped his dinner to avoid his grampa. Before he left to sleep, his grampa asked him "how's the duck?" paniced, the boy said "fine." and he ran to his room. It soon began to rain, and thunder was heard. The boy waited in bed for his grampa, who always told him a bedtime story at 9. finally it was 9 o clock. a tap was heard at the door. feeling miserable about lying, the boy feebly said "come- in grampa." another knock at the door. now his grampa was partiall death, so he screamed " COME IN GRAMPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" another knock at the door. The boys thoughts raced "its the duck! he's come back for revenge!!, after waht seemed like hours he calmed down, and heard another knock. Then he thought, "it must be my friends! they're pranking me!" so he crept to the dorr and prepared to scare them. He quickly opened the door, and scream ed "BOO!!!!!!!!!!" but when he looked down, there was the duck, muddy his wet grave, and his heyees smushed, and his hears torn. In a low evil quack, his message was clear "You did this to me-!!!" Screaming the boy huddled in his covers screaming "GRAMPA GRAMPA!!!!!!" his grampa came running up the stiars and swang open the door "what is it!!!" The boy pointed to the duck, but there was nothing there. he looked around, there was no mud on the floor, nothing. No duck. crying the boy told his grampa the entire story. He felt better and after a long hours worth of talking, he felt happy again and he slept.

The next morning the boy stepped out of bed. he screamed in pain, and fell on the ground. He looked at his back ankle, the one that had just healed and felt great, was covered in blood, with a bite mark far deeper and painful than ever before... cheese?? Bild:Radial engine.gif

Josephseagullstalin (Aka PraetorianCheese/ KamikazeSeagull This user is a birder. This user is a birder. This user knows that Battleships rule the waves, not the bloody bird farms! Mac This user is contributing using a Macintosh computer. This user enjoys reading alternate history fiction. This user is a birder. This user is a cereal killer. This user is from Earth. This user loves pasta. This user enjoys overcast weather This user enjoys painting. This user is interested in maps and mapmaking. ?met? This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans have such a hard time with them. SI This user uses the metric system of measurement. This user eats cheese. This user is an omnivore. This user drinks tea. This user is interested in flags and emblems. this user is hypnotised by pretty colors This user is a Capitalist. This user identifies as a Marxist. this user thinks they both have good points and should not be judged as evil and should use their benefits to make a stronger central wroking, fair government S&C this user believes in a nice hybrid of socialism and capitalism This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox. this user loves Macs but can't help but use windows

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Josephseagullstalin (Aka PraetorianCheese/ KamikazeSeagull This user is a cross country runner. This user is a cross country runner. This user is a cross country runner. Run This user is a recreational runner. Run This user is a recreational runner. This user is associated with the United States of America. SoCal This user lives in, hails from or is associated with Southern California. This user visits United States National Parks. This user visits United States National Parks. This user visits United States National Parks. This user's name is not George Dinkel. Or John Harris, for that matter. And, now that you mention it, this user's name isn't Gene Baker either. 中華 這個用戶是華人。 This user is ethnically Chinese. 漢族 這個用戶是漢族。 This user is of Han Chinese ancestry. 漢族 這個用戶是漢族。 This user is of Han Chinese ancestry. 漢族 這個用戶是漢族。 This user is of Han Chinese ancestry. 漢族 這個用戶是漢族。 This user is of Han Chinese ancestry. This user lives in or hails from the state of California. This user eats sushi. This user likes pie. This user drinks soy milk. HIS This user's favourite subject is History. GEO This user's favourite subject is Geography. This user drinks water. This user is a history buff. This user prefers cold weather. This user is interested in military aircraft and their history. This user is a Symbolist. This user is interested in the history of the Cold War. This user is interested in World War II. This user is interested in World War I This user is interested in the ancient Celts. This user is interested in Pre-Islamic Arab civilizations. This user is interested in ancient Anatolia This user is interested in the Achaemenid Dynastic Empire This user is interested in ancient Egypt. This user is interested in ancient Greece. This user is interested in the First Bulgarian Empire. This user is interested in the Second Bulgarian Empire. This user is interested in the Byzantine Empire This user is interested in ancient Rome. This user is interested in the Sassanian Dynastic Empire. This user is interested in the  British Empire   This user is very interested in Napoleon. This user is very interested in Napoleon. This user is very interested in Napoleon. This user is very interested in Napoleon. This user is interested in the Ottoman Empire. This user is interested in the History of Armenia. This user is interested in the history of Greater Armenia. This user is interested in the History of Georgia. This user is interested in the Russian Revolution This user is interested in the Russian Revolution This user is interested in the Russian Revolution This user is interested in the Russian Revolution This user is interested in Russia and is capable of speaking in a Russian accent. This user is interested in the history of the Cold War. WIB? This user knows that the question is: Will It Blend?.

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Proverb: 'What came first, the idiot or the bozo?'

WIB?	This user knows that the question is: Will It Blend?.

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