The Library (Seinfeld episode)
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| Seinfeld episode | |
| "The Library" | |
 Jerry hands George Tropic of Cancer |
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| Episode no. | 22 |
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| Airdate | October 16, 1991 |
| Writer(s) | Larry Charles |
| Director | Joshua White |
| IMDb profile | |
| Seinfeld - Season 3 September 1991 - May 1992 |
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| List of all Seinfeld episodes | |
The Library is the 22nd episode of Seinfeld. The episode was the fifth episode of the show's third season.
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[edit] Plot
Jerry finds out that he is being fined over a book, the Tropic of Cancer, by Henry Miller, which he borrowed in 1971 from the New York Public Library and allegedly never returned. Jerry is convinced that he indeed did return the book, as he remembers he was with a high school sweetheart, Sherry Becker, that day and her orange dress is 'burned into his memory'. Jerry must go down to the library to sort it out, and he invites Kramer, who had just been bashing the library, but enthusiastically accepts.
On arrival, Jerry finds out from the girl at the desk, who Kramer takes a liking to, that his 'case' has been turned over to the library investigations officer, who coincidentally has the surname of 'Bookman'.
When George finally arrives to meet up with Jerry and Kramer, he appears to be in a state of confusion, claiming that the homeless man on the steps outside the library is none other than Mr. Heyman, a Physical Education teacher at Jerry and George's high school. Jerry explains to Kramer that George was responsible for getting Mr. Heyman fired. Jerry and George depart the library, but Kramer stays behind, in an attempt to get to know the library assistant. Meanwhile, Elaine is concerned when a co-worker forgets to ask her what she wanted for lunch which prompted her to become paranoid that Mr. Lippman is planning to fire her.
The following day at Monk's Cafe, Jerry persuades George to reveal to Elaine the real reason why Mr. Heyman was sacked. It turns out that Mr. Heyman purposely mispronounced George's surname: instead of calling him Costanza, he called him Can't-Stand-Ya. George recalls Heyman's "little baked bean teeth." In the first of a series of flashbacks in the locker room, Heyman and some other PE boys give George a wedgie, and the next day he was fired. Kramer arrives at the diner to alert Jerry that Mr. Bookman is waiting for him outside his apartment.
Bookman and Jerry argue in his apartment, Jerry finds Bookman's speech rather humorous, as Bookman departs, the girl from the library is seen running into Kramer's apartment. The girl is upset that Bookman will return to the library and find she is not there, Kramer comments that she can leave, but the girl says she cannot.
Jerry then proceeds to look up old high school girlfriend Sherry Becker, who was present the day he remembers returning the book. Jerry meets up with her, the girl has gained weight and Jerry appears frustrated by the conversation. It turns out either Jerry or Sherry's memory is not very good when she says that she wore a purple dress, not an orange one and that the book they read to each other was actually Tropic of Capricorn, not Cancer. Jerry then remembers that he actually loaned Cancer to George and runs out of the diner.
Meanwhile, Elaine's fears of being sacked come closer when she 'has to see him in his office', whilst Kramer and his new girl get busted for being in the library after-hours. Elaine borrows Kramer's girlfriend's poetry, which she saw Kramer crying over, in an attempt to impress Mr. Lippman with new texts.
George strolls into Jerry's apartment, he confirms that the man outside the library was indeed Mr. Heyman and proceeds to tell that Heyman gave George a wedgie on the steps. He later confesses that it was an atomic wedgie. Jerry then confronts George about the book which George has no recollection of until he has the flashback of Heyman's original wedgie in high school, where Jerry loaned him the book just before Heyman confronted George.
Jerry reluctantly pays Mr. Bookman and Elaine comments that Mr. Lippman did not like the poetry which made Kramer cry. The episode ends with Mr. Heyman, homeless in an alley way, muttering 'Can't-Stand-Ya', the book which Jerry never returned is lying next to him.
[edit] Trivia
- This is the 1st appearance of Mr. Lippman. He is not played by Richard Fancy, but by Harris Shore.
- Philip Baker Hall would later appear in Curb Your Enthusiasm in the first episode of season 4 called "Mel's Offer." He played Larry David's doctor.
This Episode Is A Copy Of The Married With Children Third Season Premiere "He Thought He Could" In Which Al Realizes He Has An Overdue Library Book From 1957.
[edit] Quotes
- Bookman: You're a comedian, you make people laugh.
- Jerry: I try.
- Bookman: You think this is all a big joke?
- Jerry: No, I don't.
- Bookman: I saw you on TV once, I remembered your name from my list. I looked it up. Sure enough, it checked out. You think because you're a celebrity, that somehow the law doesn't apply to you, that you're above the law?
- Jerry: Certainly not.
- Bookman: Well let me tell you something, funny boy. You know that little stamp that says New York Public Library? Well that may not mean anything to you but that means a lot to me, one whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before, flashy, makin' the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking: "What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books?" Well let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world. But what about that kid, sitting down opening a book, right now, in a branch of the local library, and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees in The Cat in the Hat and The Five Chinese Brothers. Doesn't he deserve better? Look, if you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped. Or, maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld. Maybe that's how you get your kicks, you and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for you, joy-boy: Party time is over. You got seven days, Seinfeld. That is one week.
[edit] External links
- The Library on Seinfeldscripts.com
- The Library on TV.com
