The Pen
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| Seinfeld episode | |
| "The Pen" | |
 Helen, Morty, Elaine and Jerry say "astronaut" for a photographer. |
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| Episode no. | 20 |
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| Airdate | October 2, 1991 |
| Writer(s) | Larry David |
| Director | Tom Cherones |
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| Seinfeld - Season 3 September 1991 - May 1992 |
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The Pen is the twentieth episode of Seinfeld. The episode was the third episode of the third season. It aired on October 2, 1991.
[edit] Plot
Jerry and Elaine go to Florida to visit Jerry's parents for the weekend and go scuba diving. Morty Seinfeld, Jerry's father, is also being honored at a ceremony the next night. Jack Klompus comes over to write Morty a check for a previous night's dinner and Jerry notices Jack's pen. When he asks Jack about it, he tells Jerry that it can write upside down and that astronauts use it in space. Jack offers an interested Jerry the pen. Jerry refuses his offer several times, but Jack persists and Jerry finally gives in. Helen Seinfeld, Jerry's mother, asks why he took the pen and says he should give it back because Doris Klompus will tell everyone in the condo that Jerry made Jack give it to him.
At her own insistence, Elaine sleeps on a sofa bed with a bar that sticks up through the mattress and hurts her back. She is extremely uncomfortable and it is not helped by the fact that the air conditioning is turned off. Jerry tries to console her by saying they only have two more days left before they go back to New York. The next morning, Elaine's back is so hurt that she cannot go scuba diving with Jerry. Morty suggests she take muscle relaxants. Rumors begin to spread around the community that Jerry wanted Jack to give him the pen. Jerry goes scuba diving without Elaine. When he returns, he has black eyes because the capillaries around his eyes burst when he went underwater and pressure was too tight on his mask.
Jack comes over again and Jerry returns the pen. Morty yells at Jack for "taking Jerry's pen". Elaine decides she wants to take the muscle relaxants, but takes a slight overdose and acts goofily at the ceremony. Jerry has to wear sunglasses because of his black eyes. Jack is the Master of Ceremonies and turns the dinner into a "Roast", making cracks about Morty at the podium. Morty starts arguing with Jack again about taking back the pen and they start fighting. The next day, a chiropractor looks at Elaine's back and tells her she should not go anywhere for at least five days, extending both her and Jerry's stay even longer.
[edit] Trivia
- This is the only episode of Seinfeld that neither Kramer nor George makes an appearance. (Kramer also does not appear in the Season 2 episode, "The Chinese Restaurant".) Jason Alexander confesses in the DVD extras that he walked up to Larry David and told him he would quit if he was ever written out of the story line again. This was the second-to-last episode not to feature all four main characters. (Elaine Benes was not seen in Season 4's "The Trip")
- Despite not appearing in this episode, both Jason Alexander and Michael Richards were still credited in the opening titles.
- This is the first appearance of Jack Klompus and his pen. He makes five more appearances, in The Raincoats, Part 1, The Raincoats, Part 2, The Cadillac, Part 1, The Cadillac, Part 2, and The Money. The pen would reappear again in "The Raincoats, Part 1" and "The Money". He would lose the pen in the Season 8 episode "The Money" when he drives Morty's Cadillac into a swamp.
- Tucker Smallwood, the actor who appeared as a photographer (though only seen through the back) will later appear in two more episodes of the show. He played "Man In Mercedes" in "The Parking Garage" and as "Malcolm" in the season 8 finale "The Summer of George".
- The second appearance of Uncle Leo (Len Lesser), who becomes a recurring character appearing in 15 episodes.
[edit] Quotes
- Helen: You're going underwater?
- Jerry: Yes. Generally that's where scuba diving is done.
- Elaine: Oh, man. What is with this bar? It's right in my back. It's killing me.
- Jerry: Oh, you wanna switch? I'm sleeping on a love seat. I've got my feet up in the air like I'm in a space capsule.
- Elaine: I am never gonna fall asleep.
- Jerry: Oh, don't say that. You'll jinx me.
- Elaine: How can they not put the air conditioning on?
- Jerry: They're nuts with temperature.
- Elaine: This bar is right in my back! It's making a dent.
- Jerry: How about that guy writing a check for 19.45?
- Elaine: I'm sweating here. I'm in bed, sweating.
- Jerry: It's one day. Half a day, really. I mean you subtract showers and meals, it's like twenty minutes. It'll go by like that (snaps his fingers).
- (after being told by a chiropractor that she will have to stay for at least five more days)
- Elaine: (to Jerry) Five more days?
- Jerry: Well today's almost over. And weekdays always go by fast. Friday we're leaving. It's like two days really. It's like a cup of coffee. It'll go by like that. (snaps his fingers)
- Jerry: Elaine, this is my aunt Stella.
- Elaine: (a la Marlon Brando) STELLA! STELLA!
- Jerry: (to Stella) Her back hurts.
- Stella: We saw you on The Tonight Show last week.
- Uncle Leo: I thought Johnny was very rude to you. He didn't even let you talk.
- Jerry: No, no.
- Uncle Leo: You need some new material. I've heard you do that dog routine three times already.
- Elaine: STELLA! STELLA!
- Uncle Leo: Listen, you should get your cousin Jeffrey to write some material for you.
- Morty: What are you talking about? Jeffrey works for the parks department!
- Uncle Leo: You should read the letters he's written. He's funnier than the whole bunch of you! (Jack comes in) Oh, here's Jack. We should sit down.(Uncle Leo gives Jerry a rap on the head.)
- Stella: This better be good. I'm missing Golden Girls for this.
- Helen: (after Stella walks away, Helen sarcastically laughs for a few second and stops) I hate her like poison.
- (after Morty and Jack start fighting about the pen)
- Helen: Jerry, do your act.
- Jerry: I can't. Nobody's even listening.
- Helen: They're all gonna leave.
- Jerry: (to himself) Oh God! (into the mike) huh... Hey! How you folks doing tonight?
- Man in Crowd: Who are you?
- Jerry: Have you ever noticed how they always give you the peanuts on the plane?
- Woman in crowd : Not my Harry. He flies first class.
- Jerry: Who ever thought the first thing somebody would want on a plane is a peanut?
- Man in crowd (voiced by Larry David) : I'd rather have a bottle of scotch!
- Helen: Do the dog routine.
- Elaine: STELLA!
- Elaine: Mrs. Seinfeld, I am begging you. Put the air conditioner on!
- Helen: You're hot?
- Elaine: I've lost six pounds.
