User:Basilwhite

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E'	This user writes in E-Prime.

This user gets paid to tell jokes on stage.

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This user does not understand mathematics.

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BA	This user has a Bachelor of Arts degree in cognitive science.

BA	This user has a Bachelor of Arts degree in technical writing.

MA	This user has a Master of Arts degree in writing.

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Today is April 3, 2007.

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This user is a true Wikipedian and reserves the right to completely rewrite edits by every user on Wikipedia.

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This user clicks on Random article way too often.

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This user does not have an opinion about anything.

This user needs just one more userbox on their page!

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If you were looking for Basil White, the American standup comedian, you want this article: Basil White.

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Hello! I write and perform comedy and teach humor writing and comedy linguistics at Northern Virginia Community College and The Writer's Center in Bethesda, MD. I have a Project Management Professional certificate from the Project Management Institute, and a Master of Arts in writing from The Johns Hopkins University. My primary interests include comedy, comedy theory and applied linguistics. Also Dethklok.