User:Blakegripling ph

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Blake Gripling
Real Name	Blake Sophia Gripling
Nationality	American
Gender	Male
Hair	Blonde
Height	5'3
Location	Cavite, Philippines
School Attended	Lucky Junior High
Affiliations	Third Echelon, Claremont School of Gen. Trias

Have a blessed Holy Week & Easter for y'all... - Blake

I discovered this site last year and it provided me with stuff for school, so I signed up and edited pages, got rid of vandals and rip-off artists, as well as eating sandwiches. I also like Harley-Davidson motorcycles just because they're cool and they don't make your mind strain, too. Happy reading and God Bless! - Blake = )

My Interests: Whipping llamas, playing basketball, using computers

What I did recently: Ate chicken, bought a bottle of Tropicana

Gadgets: a Nokia 6230, a tube of toothpaste

Fave games: Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell, Red Alert 2, The Sims

Fave artists: Usher, Mariah Carey, Beastie Boys, *NSYNC

If I were a Burger King meal, what would I be: maybe an Onion Ring.

Please visit my Soundclick page at www.soundclick.com/porkshake for those of you comedy song fanatics out there.

[edit] Spoofer Cell: Twisted Anthology

The poster for my spoof...

I actually have a story at Fanfiction.net, which is similar in style to Epic Movie. The whole story centers on Sam Fisher, a loyal agent of the Third Echelon, and his "movie and pop culture encounters", with appearances from many movie characters and celebrities. The parody is now in progress, but I thought of an initial storyline to fill the thing up. I also plan to have a machinima version of this, and a game, when I have the resoures to buy a new PC...

External link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3455452/1/

[edit] Plot Summary

A photoshopped concept art for Spoofer Cell, where Zinedine Zidane, Marco Materazzi and Shirley Temple were "having a party". Materazzi fell on the floor due to the injury he had in the World Cup.

The story is set shortly after the events of Splinter Cell: Double Agent. Sam Fisher is now a wanted man, and he's now been chased by the NYPD. He had been depressed lately, after being hard-hit by the loss of her daughter, Sarah. As he was cowering in an abandoned building, he began singing a parody of the song On The Good Ship Lollipop, entitled "When You're Bein' Chased By The Cops". Lambert, his boss, then called him on his mobile phone, telling him that a guy on a Harley-Davidson sidecar will pick him up. Fisher was then sent to the Third Echelon, where he was ordered to use a modified Chronosphere and go back to the 1930s. There, he meets Shirley Temple, who was his first objective. Lambert ordered Sam to interrogate and fool Temple, just so that he could get the Golden Ticket from her.

Sam later knew that Shirley's life was in danger from gangsters, and when he saw them trying to assault the actress, he, Shirley and Ludacris (the rapper whom Fisher met earlier in the story; he also time-traveled to meet King Kong) hurriedly went in the Temples' family car, and did a parody of the street drift sequence from The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, with Ludacris and Shirley listening to the song Tokyo Drift on an iPod. The guys then lost track of the gangsters, and, as Lambert ordered, the three, with the car, beamed back to the year 2006 (actually, Double Agent was set in the year 2008), in the stadium where the World Cup took place (the parking lot to be exact). Shirley, of course, was amazed at the present time period, in which Sam replied, "Twisted history, kid, nothing else..." It was, coincidentally, the game where Zinedine Zidane had a bad time with Marco Materazzi, thus Sam and the guys hurriedly sneaked into the stadium where they watched the headbutt incident. Sam and Ludacris then laughed at the two soccer players, and then went out of the stadium and back to the Third Echelon HQ. Lambert then took the Golden Ticket from Temple, saying "Don't worry, Shirl, there are some things better than Willy Wonka...".

The three then went to Paris, France, well, to contact Madeline and to hack at Lord Covington's computer. Ludacris then convinced Madeline to go to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory, in which Sam will break into. Alexander Romanov and Yuri, two of the key characters in Red Alert 2, was also in Wonka's factory, which surprised Fisher. Yuri then said that they "weren't spreading any Soviet influence anymore" and they got the chance to be in here after they mind-controlled Velma Dinkley just to get the Golden Ticket. Tanya Adams was also in the factory, since her dad was also a former employee. Sam secretly told Yuri that they were having a mission in the factory because a terrorist group has planted a "Hot Gas" suitcase bomb, a parody of the "Red Mercury" bomb in Double Agent. After the bomb was defused, they then went to Strawberryland, where another "Hot Gas" bomb was planted. The Care Bears and Michael Jackson made a cameo appearance in the chapter, in which Jackson was expelled from Strawberryland and the Care Bears were helping Strawberry Shortcake in getting rid of the Indonesian terrorists - the same ones who appeared in Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow.

After Fisher succeeds in getting rid of the terrorists, Shortcake then joined the gang, and they went to Memphis, Tennessee, where they met Justin Timberlake - the mission has just been finished, and they had a party in Timberlake's house. After the two-hour party, they went on a stroll, but unfortunately, Shirley was hit by an errant spy sattelite, with Sam saying, "If I did this to Girl Scouts selling cookies in front of my house, this would be worse,", and Ludacris quipping, "We've shot down the Good Ship Lollipop...", and Ludacris and Justin panicked.

[edit] Parodies

[edit] Movies/Games

• Splinter Cell
• Rayman Raving Rabbids
• Red Alert 2
• The Matrix Reloaded
• Need For Speed Carbon (Ludacris, Shirley and Sam were playing "Need 4 Speed Charcoal" in Fisher's PC, an obvious parody of the game)
• Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
• The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
• Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
• Harry Potter film series
• Nacho Libre
• The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
• Snakes on a Plane
• Superman Returns
• Little Miss Broadway
• The Star Wars film series
• Casino Royale
• Bright Eyes
• Child Star: The Shirley Temple Story (the Eminem-reminiscent "Shirley-wannabe" sequence, to be exact)
• Mission Impossible III
• Scooby-Doo

[edit] Television

• Pimp My Ride (Lambert asked Xzibit they could pimp out Shirley's car, in which "Wet Coat Customs" installed a Nissan 350Z engine, a Playstation 3, and some unusual features)
• Punk'd
• Naruto
• Strawberry Shortcake
• Madeline
• The Bratz TV series (Chloe and Yasmin had a cameo in Wonka's factory, but they were zapped by Imperial Storm Troopers in the melee)

[edit] People

• Daniel Craig as James Bond
• Udo Kier as Yuri
• Alexander Romanov, the fictional president of Russia in Red Alert 2
• Paris Hilton
• Black Eyed Peas/Jaime "Taboo" Gomez (Gomez was ridiculed by Fisher while the Mexican Black Eyed Pea was visiting Strawberryland, based on the fact that the rapper was found high on marijuana in Los Angeles)
• Nicole Richie
• Ashton Kutcher
• Eminem
• Johnny Depp (as Willy Wonka and Captain Jack Sparrow)
• Samuel L. Jackson/Dave Chappelle
• Zinedine Zidane/Marco Materazzi
• Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter
• Ludacris
• George W. Bush
• Kanye West
• Shirley Temple
• Justin Timberlake
• The Pussycat Dolls
• Velma Dinkley
• Fred Jones
• Willy Wonka
• Britney Spears
• Michael Jackson
• Superman in Superman Returns
• 50 Cent
• Naruto Uzumaki
• Wilson the Volleyball (The famous volleyball actor had a cameo in the "road trip" sequence, where he was thrown by Frodo Baggins in the desert)

[edit] Songs

• "Beep" by The Pussycat Dolls
• "Fergalicious" by Fergie
• "Promiscuous" by Nelly Furtado featuring Timbaland
• "SexyBack" by Justin Timberlake
• "My Humps" by Black Eyed Peas
• "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem

[edit] Brands & companies

• Doritos
• Friendster
• Apple Inc. (Strawberry Shortcake and her friends own Apple computers, though they usually dual-boot it to run Linux)
• iPod (Shirley and Ludacris were both listening in an iPod while in a car)
• Nokia
• Linux
• Wikipedia (Sam made a remark concerning the popular online reference site, saying that "the guys who made an article about me must be the JBA...")

[edit] Discography

Here's a partial list of my song parody lyrics under the pseudonym LPG-Unit:

"Curly Top", originally "Pop" by Nsync
Date Submitted: 2006-10-30
"Fogg (Madeline Part III)", originally "Gone" by Nsync
Date Submitted: 2006-08-26
"Hilton Cried (Shirley Temple's Rant)", originally "Stars Are Blind" by Paris Hilton
Date Submitted: 2006-09-18
"Madeline", originally "London Bridge" by Fergie
Date Submitted: 2006-08-19
"Monsieur Zidane", originally "Señorita" by Justin Timberlake
Date Submitted: 2006-07-29
"My Hats (The Madeline Song)", originally "My Humps" by Black Eyed Peas
Date Submitted: 2006-06-28
"My Hog (The Harley-Davidson Song)", originally "My Humps" by Black Eyed Peas
Date Submitted: 2006-11-25
"On The G-Unit Candy Shop", originally "On The Good Ship Lollipop" by Shirley Temple
Date Submitted: 2006-08-11
"Shirley Jane Temple (America's Sweetheart Pt. II)", originally "Lose Yourself" by Eminem
Date Submitted: 2006-09-27
"So Sick At Spongebob", originally "So Sick" by Ne-Yo
Date Submitted: 2006-10-21
"Yellow Hat", originally "SexyBack" by Justin Timberlake
Date Submitted: 2006-08-05
"Strawberry Shortcake", originally "Breakin' The Habit" by Linkin Park
Date Submitted: 2006-12-07
"Goodbye Strawberryland", originally "So Sick" by Ne-Yo
Date Submitted: 2006-10-26

[edit] Photo Gallery

Here's a gallery of my album cover spoofs, as well as other stuff (upcoming):

Strawberry Shortcake parody

My humorous take at Shirley Temple

"Two are better than one, because they have a good return for their work: If one falls down, his friend can help him up. But pity the man who falls and has no one to help him up! Also, if two lie down together, they will keep warm. But how can one keep warm alone? Though one may be overpowered, two can defend themselves. A cord of three strands is not quickly broken." - Ecclesiastes 4:9-12

"The only man who cannot smell a sour underarm is the one who has it," - Blake