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Carolos Ulysses Zandor or Cuzandor (born October 2, 1898 in Belém) is the founder and sole member of the Feudal Dadaist Party of Brazil (Partido Feudal Dadaísta do Brasil PFDB). Cuzandor was born in an hospital and since them he distrusts western medicine for generalizing simple issues as the child birth as overcomplicated, pathological and very medical conditions only highly trained specialists should witness. Cuzandor belives that hospitals are filthy places (and they are) only people that are actually sick or seriously injuried should go into. Cuzandor oftenly states that If hospitals were so necessary for child birth there would be no indian alive by now, and that indians can live very well and happy thank you without then white man medicine.
[edit] Early Life
Cuzandor lived in a large house (which is ununsual since there everyone is poor and cannot afford such things) far away from the civilization in Ananindeua until he was three (or two, he doesn't really remember) when he moved to an unfinished building in Santarém. There he enjoyed to watch throug his bedroom window the boats passing by the river next to the building, which is really cool by the way. When he was some one year older he and his family moved to Santo André, and his dad thought Santo André was cool but it's not, it has a lot of criminals, it's polluted, it's noisy, and some times is very cold, and this is terrible. Despite hating Santo André he still lives there, because everyone he likes is there too.
These are conclusions that I philosophized a lot to reach.
- Womb envy is the main reason why men are always trying to "be superior" and "more advanced" than the nature that surrounds him.
- The man would be happier if instead of trying to feel superior to the nature he tryed to be a part of it instead.
- Races "exist" because people think it's cool to classify everything. While I agree that it's cool to classify it's also pretty pointless.
- Planets are live beings. Everything that move is alive.
- Large cities are extremelly sad and depressing places.
[edit] Current Events
The World, being this huge ship of fools it is, is deemed to "end" real soon 2012, so Cuzandor is really afraid, but he is more afraid of the world becoming a huge desert because of people "using" it too much or because of nuclear wars than of billions of people dying of bird flu or hurricanes.
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