User:Ebi
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- The correct title of this article is User:ebi. The initial letter is shown capitalized due to technical restrictions.
I am a male Homo sapiens sapiens living far away from civilization, in a city called Pécs.
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[edit] Private life
I was born 03/14/1990, the same day as Albert Einstein (well, several years later..). As a consequence, I'm a genius.
My life is still in the beta stage, under continuous development. It's mostly my parents and a development environment named 'school' that manages my life cycle, but since some time (for I had been upgraded with quite a developed AI), I am able to run in self-development mode.
[edit] Family
[edit] Mom, dad, sis
As most of the guys out there, I was produced by a mom and a dad. Some stuff should have stayed in my mom's uterus, because 1.5 years later (11/24/1991) another creature creeped out of my former home. And it was a female. Weird. Anyways, they named her 'Gréti', because that sounds good, and a genius deserves a sister with a cool name.
[edit] Pets
Pets. They're cute. So The Family has a bunch of them:
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- Hermina, a cinnamon-colored Chow Chow girl.
- Drazsé, a white Bichon Bolognese.
- Misi, a grey chinchilla boy.
- Csini, Misi's girlfriend and sex partner.
- Teki the Turtle. Gender unknown. Name lost in space.
- Several goldfish. For feeding purposes. They'll be given to Teki once we start not to like them anymore.. :)
[edit] Health
I'm not healthy. But I don't give a damn. Carpe diem, carpe noctem, don't care about the future! :) What should happen will happen anyways. Don't eat vegetables, don't eat fat free shit. Enjoy your life.
[edit] Diseases
I have Lactose intolerance. I used to have IST, but on my latest medical whateverbullshit you can read sine morbo.. Strange..
[edit] Relationships
I have an uncommonly good relationship with myself. :)
Luckily, my sister stopped hitting and destroying my mind several months ago, so we're like 'very good friends' now. :]
I also like my parents, for they are cool.
For me, making relationships (even friendships) is very difficult. I'm not talkative at all, and I can't give certain answer on any questions. :(
Read all my blog entries tagged with 'love' or 'pain' for further information about love. :)
[edit] Religion
In my opinion, there is no need to have someone who tells you what to believe in, or how to interpret the holy book of your faith. That is, I totally disagree with Catholics. I think there's not even need to completely read the 'Holy Book', especially in the case of the Holy Bible, which was mainly 'put together' to accord the views of then religious (mainly Catholic) leaders.
So, the only thing that matters in religion (in my opinion) is the way YOU interpret for yourself what you believe in. Don't let others tell you what to think. You may ask someone (a religious leader, a priest, a pastor, or whoever) what his opinion is about a certain thing; but your opinion does not have to be the same as his.
Anyways, my personal religion is mostly 'based' on Pentecostalism and the Charismatic movement. If I was to go to a church, it would be something like the Hillsong Church.
As for creation, I mostly agree with Intelligent design.
If you really want to hate me, read this blog post: One about religions. :)
[edit] ebi
'ebi' is my official nick name. It should be pronounced ɛbɪ, similar to Abby, but with shorter 'b'. In Cyrillic it would be something like эби.
The name 'ebi' is the shorter form of 'ebertek', which is derived from my last name, 'Ebert'. In Hungarian, 'ebihal' means tadpole, so a bunch of my friends enjoy making fun of me. I hate them for this.
'ebi' is a good word, because most of the nouns can be joined after it, or portmanteaux may be formed using it. Such a word is 'ebiSoft', the name I uses in my programs.
[edit] Favorites and hobbies
[edit] Food
I enjoy eating Haribo, M&M's and pancakes.
[edit] Drink
I like Evian, Cherry Coke, Coke, Apple Juice, Orange Juice, Peach Juice and a lot of other things like that. And vodka and beer of course! ;>
[edit] Music
Check Last.fm for information about my musical taste.. I mostly listen to alternative rock songs.
Also check the Music.. part of School, life, whatsoever.. in my blog.
[edit] Free time
In my free time I usually do the best thing men could do in their lives: I sleep. I like to take photographs of stupid things, like sunsets, animals, and abstract stuff also.
[edit] Sports
Besides P.E. lessons, I'm 'forced' to play squash half an hour every week.
[edit] Education
Schools are the only places I may go to. Because I must. The rest of my life is lived at home. With my computer.
[edit] PriSkull
I had been going to “Belvárosi Általános Iskola” with the great wikipedist NZs. In primary school, I didn't learn anything at all. Never ever. I spent more time on LAN-parties than with doing homework.
[edit] HiSkull
Since the name of my high school is very long (Apáczai Nevelési és Általános Művelődési Központ Gimnázium és Szakközépiskola, i.e., Apáczai General Education and Cultural Centre Grammar and Vocational Secondary School), people around Pécs say 'Nevkó' instead. This is the largest education system in Pécs, consisting of several kindergartens, pre-school teaching facilities, two primary schools, one high school with four classes (English-Hungarian bilingual class, IT class, English or German class, and humanities), a canteen, a library, a sports unit with swimming pool, and a theater.
I go to a bilingual English class, so I have a bunch of lessons in English, including Maths, History, Biology, Geography, English, and English Civilisation (held by Wesley Paines, from Wells, Britain. He can speak Cockney Rhyming Slang!).
[edit] O-levels & A-levels
Currently I have:
- IT O (done it at the end of the 10th grade)
- German language A (got it 'free' for my B1 language certificate still in 9th grade)
Will have this May:
- French language A (so I'll have 3 lessons less a week.. and I'll also get a language certificate if I get more than 60%)
- ESL A (obligatory next May; if I get more than 20%, I'll have another 3 lessons less)
Want to have this November:
- English civilisation O
- Maths O
Will have next May:
- IT A (only if I decide to go abroad)
- Maths A (only if I decide to go abroad)
- History O (obligatory.. I won't need History in my future life)
- Hungarian O (obligatory.. I hate Hungarian language)
[edit] Current marks
11th grade
| Class | Mark (1..5, where 5 is the best) | Teacher |
|---|---|---|
| Literature | 3 | Adél Mezei |
| Hungarian grammar | 4 | Adél Mezei |
| History | 4 (76%) | Róbert Märcz |
| ESL | 5 | Katalin Molnár |
| English civilisation | 5 | Wesley B. Paines |
| French language | 5 | Katalin Pintérné (née Zsigmond) |
| Mathematics | 5 | Ildikó Jéhnné (née Csók) |
| Physics | 4 | László Tislerics |
| Biology | 5 | Gabriella Kifor |
| Sports | 3 | Ádám Ambrus |
| Geography | 5 | Péter Jani |
| Arts | 4 | József Attila Futó |
| Ethics | 3 | Mária Maksay |
Bold = final mark for this semester
[edit] University
Later on (after finishing high school), I'll probably go to a college (we call it a 'university' here.. :)); but I still don't have a clue what I want to be when I grow up.
Currently, I'm interested in the following schools:
[edit] Foreign languages
As mentioned before, I learn English quite intensively.
In the primary school, I had 5 German lessons a week, but in my opinion, German sucks donkey balls, so still during my 'youngster years', I managed to get a German language certificate (B1), so I could stop learning (and using) it; nowadays, I learn French (at a level of B1+).
[edit] Lessons
[edit] English language
I find the English language quite easy and logical. So I don't have any problems with English lessons.
[edit] English civilisation
This is a lesson I adore! The teacher is just cool; everyone loves him. :)
[edit] Hungarian Grammar and Literature
I don't like it. The teacher is quite nice, but Literature is only about learning freaking dry facts. And that's boring.
[edit] Maths
Maths. That's something much more interesting. I like algebra, but hate geometry.
[edit] History
It's quite interesting and the teacher is very fun, but there are some dry facts we must learn.
[edit] P.E. and Arts
PE: walking around eating my sandwich.
Arts: I actually like arts. I even like to draw, albeit I can't. I never pay attention to what the teacher says, I'm just drawing what's on my mind. Mostly abstract and stupid things. And elephants. For they're so funny. :)
[edit] Biology
It's interesting.. Biochemistry sucks. It's good to know what builds us up and how we actually 'work'; but there shouldn't be tests I guess.. :)
[edit] Geography
Not so interesting. However, the teacher is funny and nice.. :)
[edit] Physics
The Physics teacher is quite funny, but I still don't like this lesson.
[edit] External links
How the hell could I write that much of bullshit? ^^
