The Mighty Kinkle
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[edit] About Kinkle
Kinkle is my nickname AKA The Mighty Kinkle. I got this name some time in 2000 when apparently my friend called me it when I was at school on the school field, and I turned around and the name stuck. And I am just so mighty. I am named Kinkle after Harvey Kinkle off Sabrina The Teenage Witch.
[edit] Sergeant Punishment (c) tm (r)
What is Sergeant Punishment I here you ask well it is what I invented just recently in about November 2006. It is the next level up from Corporal Punishment (beating children at school). It involves Cadets of all forces (Air Training Corps, Army Cadet Force, Sea Cadet Corps) going around school or any public event that needs security. They go around in their DPMs (Disruptive Patterned Material) with a cadet general purpose rifle, a pistol and one grenade per week, with webbing and supplies when patroling. When they are not on duty they carry their pistols with them at all times, even in airports through the security gate. Whilst patroling, or not patroling, they spot out for bad behavior and take action, either by shooting them or beating them. They are allowed to kill one person per week without trial, and one person per month for no reason whatsoever. Because most Cadets hate Chavs (except the Army Cadets, because most of them are Chavs), Britain's population of Chavs will soon decrease. The Cadets as Sergeant Punishers are highly respected. And oh yeah if any of you will be thinking you can take our firearms from us and shoot us, that will be impossible, they are biometric, only we can use them. We are highly trained in survival skills and all forms of hand-to-hand combat. I cannot wait until it comes into force and it will be great for Britain. This system is wonderful, I think it just shows how wonderful The Mighty Kinkle is, I mean how much fun can killing people be!? I love this country and think that mass murder, prejudice and chaos through freedom of speech gone mad is wonderful. The Mighty Kinkle sponsors such a system, doesn't this tell you, the reader, something? :) I love all things barbaric, aren't I great? Also, I don't know why it is copyrighted- no one would ever think of such a bloody stupid idea.
[edit] TMK Productions (c)
This is the media I came up with in November 2006. Currently I have 3 official TMK Productions Movies on YouTube. The logo is pictured. I am in production with another movie, Slient Assassin. It is about the assassination of a Soviet General (me). This is for my Media Foundation Production at school. Watch this space, should be on Youtube before the end of March
[edit] The Chiggaboo (c) tm (r)
This is a creature I invented on Benetton Play originally. See picture. It was supposed to be a cow. I started saying the word Chiggaboo so I decided to name it that. But recently I typed it in on Google and I come up with the dictionary definition on Urban Dictionary and it means any person that is not Chinese but is in love with Chinese people. Strange but true.
[edit] Interesting Things/Trivia
If you type Kinkle or The Mighty Kinkle in on Google, practically all of the things are me.
I invented The Fart Logo in 2003 and it is in the middle of the TMK Productions logo.
TMK Productions is my Media Company I invented recently in November 2006.
On nearly everything I do, I write: (c), Tm, (r) and sometimes Pat. Pend. Even though I do not actually have real copyrights against them.
I have joined: Bebo, MySpace, Benetton Play, Youtube, Gamespot, ING, Google Earth, And Many More
I absolutely love Nintendo, and think Sony & Apple/Macintosh are GAY.
I am ranked 26th out of 18207, Items:5894 on Benetton Play.
I want Sergeant Punishment (c) to come into force.
On The Simpsons' episode where Bart becomes Nelson's friend, they go to the beach on a school trip and Principal Skinner says Look at The Mighty Winkle, huh huh, it rhymes with Kinkle and I am The Mighty Kinkle. I'm Famous.
I have movies on Youtube.
On Benetton Play me and my brother have the record of the Freestyle rap with the most replies which is 39
[edit] External links
- Benetton Play
- My Bebo Page
- Nintendo Europe
- Air Training Corps
- Army Cadet Force
- Sea Cadet Corps
- My Youtube Movies
- Definition of a Chiggaboo on Urban Dictionary
-- Last Updated By TMK 16:58, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
