User:Glenn Magus Harvey

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Welcome to my user page. I'm an occasional editor of Wikipedia these days; I try to correct and improve things as I come to them, while using Wikipedia. I used to be a regular contributor, but my "IRL" life has gotten busy in recent years.

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1 Info about me
2 Other crap

[edit] Info about me

First, some info about me: (wikified just for the heck of it)

I'm a college student in Massachusetts, although my home state is Florida. My college major is earth/environmental sciences, although I have extensive knowledge in biology and chemical engineering as well. My side interests lie in music (especially classical and videogame music), Law & Order, Castlevania, internet memes, and gaming of various kinds.

My username is derived from Frog (Chrono Trigger), Magus (Chrono Trigger), and Cecil Harvey.

I occasionally contribute without signing in, when I'm in a hurry to stay on some chain of thought.

How to use my personal sandbox

If you wish to flame or vandalize anything of mine humorously, or just feel like telling me a Wikipedia-formatting-related joke, please do so in my sandbox.

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You can't just go flying into there!! Who do you think you are?! Bruce Lee?!

Following an argument in IRC, this user has decided to declare that:

He finds buttocks ugly in virtually all cases, and does not understand the meaning of the phrase "cute ass".
Seeing a girl's cleavage makes him find the girl less attractive.
He seems to find girls with smaller breasts to be on average more attractive than girls with larger breasts.

This user has found reason to declare that Barret Wallace is much, much cooler than Cloud Strife.

"Communism and fascism are two sides of the same coin. The only difference is how supremacy of the government is justified: In the former, the state is said to be the people; in the latter, the state simply is supreme."

~GMH

And now a sample of my favorite BJAODN humor:

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Unfortunately, the stupid picture of the person whose identity I didn't know until someone politely informed me as to who it was and why that scene existed is copywronged, so I've just lost one golden example of nonsensical humor. ~GMH talk to me 00:19, 25 September 2005 (UTC)

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If you disagree with this moron, you are obviously unpatriotic and should sign up for the FBI watch list on its talk page or at Wikipedia:Dumb Presidents are beyond reproach. If this president obviously does not meet the criteria for sentient thought, or you intend to fix the next election, please do not remove this notice, but do remove this president from countries that you have created yourself.

Administrators, remember to check if anything links here and the page history (last edit) before deleting.

I would apply this to two presidents. One is William Henry Harrison. The other should be obvious to the majority of adequately moral and intelligent people. ~GMH

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I so see this being hilariously applied.

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[edit] From Orlando Bloom

Incredibly good-looking, he plays Legolas in Lord of the Rings.

YES!
...You know, if Squaresoft decides to make a movie of Final Fantasy IV, I might as well recommend that they ask Bloom to play Cecil Harvey.

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