User:M0RHI/Quaint My Mansion
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The plan goes: Mansion -> Buy Quaint Stuff -> Buy more quaint stuff -> Cottage (mission successful). Thus, as an occifer and a gentleman, I shall be needing the following items for next year's house:
[edit] Quaint my Mansion (Version 1.1)
Decanters
Glasses
- Some classy storage method, and cellar-cool cooling method thereof.
Tea
Newspaper storage rack
- Telegraphs to fill this
Rugs
Some sexy desk lamp or another
- Perhaps one of those banker's lamps
- Else, something ultra-modern
Armchair
- Consider wing-back chair
- Accompanying poof of the non-homosexual variety.
Do feel free to add any other items it would be beneficial for me to have (and sign (~~~~)) below:
- A photograph of HM the Queen
- A framed map of the British Empire, c. 1922, showing all the pink bits at their greatest extent.
Emoscopes Talk 01:56, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
- A photograph of Baroness Thatcher LG, OM, PC, FRS
M0RHI 01:58, 2 June 2006 (UTC)
- A framed portrait of Stuart Paterson giving a speech to the Tories.
Subloodyperb 14:56, 17 June 2006 (UTC)