Robert Rankin

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Robert Fleming Rankin (born July 27, 1949) is a prolific British humorous novelist. Born in Parsons Green, London, he started writing in the late 1970s, and first entered the bestsellers lists with Snuff Fiction in 1999. His books are a unique mix of science fiction, fantasy, the occult, urban legends, running gags, metafiction, steampunk and outrageous characters. According to the (largely fictional) biography printed in some Corgi editions of his books, Rankin refers to his style as 'Far Fetched Fiction' in the hope that bookshops will let him have a section to himself. Many of Rankin's books are bestsellers.

Most of Rankin's books are set in Brentford, a suburb of London where the author grew up, and which, in his novels, is usually infested with ancient evil and/or alien conspiracies.

In addition to his novels, Rankin held a position as the Writer in Residence of Brentford's Watermans Arts Centre during the 1980s, and organized a regular poetry event there which he claims was the largest in Britain.^{[citation needed]} He also has performed on stage with a variety of bands.

Contents 1 Bibliography 2 Recurring characters and running gags 3 Awards 4 External links 5 References

[edit] Bibliography

• The Antipope (1981) (see also The Brentford Trilogy)
• The Brentford Triangle (1982) (see also The Brentford Trilogy)
• East of Ealing (1984) (see also The Brentford Trilogy)
• The Sprouts of Wrath (1984) (see also The Brentford Trilogy)
• Armageddon: The Musical (1988)
• They Came and Ate Us (Armageddon II: The B Movie) (1991)
• The Suburban Book of the Dead (Armageddon III: The Remake) (1992)
• The Book of Ultimate Truths (1993)
• Raiders of the Lost Car Park (1994)
• The Greatest Show Off Earth (1994)
• The Most Amazing Man Who Ever Lived (1995)
• The Garden of Unearthly Delights (1995)
• A Dog Called Demolition (1996)
• Nostradamus Ate My Hamster (1996)
• Sprout Mask Replica (1997)
• The Brentford Chainstore Massacre (1997) (see also The Brentford Trilogy)
• The Dance of the Voodoo Handbag (1998)
• Apocalypso (1998)
• Snuff Fiction (1999)
• Sex and Drugs and Sausage Rolls (1999) (see also The Brentford Trilogy)
• Waiting for Godalming (2000)
• Web Site Story (2001)
• Fandom of the Operator (2001)
• The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse (2002)
• The Witches of Chiswick (2003)
• Knees Up Mother Earth (2004) (see also The Brentford Trilogy)
• The Brightonomicon (2005) (see also The Brentford Trilogy)
• The Toyminator (2006)
• The Da-da-di-da-da Code (2007)

[edit] Recurring characters and running gags

Rankin is known for his seemingly endless use of running gags and characters across most of his novels. The following are some of the more common:

• Characters:
  • Hugo Rune (Hugo Artemis Solon Saturnicus Reginald Arthur Rune), re-inventor of the ocarina - a somewhat nefarious, but generally well-meaning, self-styled 'Guru's Guru', whose character and appearance is largely extrapolated from that of Aleister Crowley. He typically avoids paying for anything despite his wealth, claiming that he offers the world his genius and it can thus afford to cover his expenses. His works and activities are often referred to or quoted in plots where he doesn't appear as a character. References to him usually mention his faithful and devoted acolyte, Rizla, who rarely appears with Rune when he is in the books in person.
  • John Omally and Jim Pooley - see The Brentford Trilogy for details of characters from that series. They also make guest appearances in other books, usually any time anyone visits the Flying Swan.^[1]
  • Professor Slocombe - The mysterious guardian of Brentford, the Professor is regarded as an authority on the occult, but there is a great deal of mystery about him. There are constant hints that he is far older than he appears- indeed, one book suggests that he was once Merlin- but nothing has ever been expressly stated as to how this can be.^[1]
  • Lazlo Woodbine - Private detective. Always written in the first person even when the rest of the book isn't. Only appears in four different settings- his office where clients meet him, the bar where he talks toot with the barman (Never described as this allows him to be anywhere), an alley where people get killed, and a rooftop for the final showdown with the villain- as supposedly classic detective stories only ever needed four settings.^[2]
  • Barry the Time Sprout - first appeared in Armageddon: The Musical, subsequently becomes fused with Lazlo Woodbine's mind (after a stint working with an alternate Elvis Presley), where he acts as his Holy Guardian Sprout. His origin, however, is conflicted; he was either genetically engineered on another planet who watched Earth history as a TV show or is a holy guardian vegetable from God's garden, who had to be used when God ran out of guardian angels due to demand outstripping supply^[2]
  • Fangio - the barman that 'talks toot' with Lazlo, and is inexplicably behind every bar that Lazlo ends up in.
  • Rex Mundi - saviour of the world, formerly married to Christeen – the daughter of God and twin sister of Christ – who had been giving him GBH about the need for a cesspit in the back garden in Utopia, now retired and living in the Sherwood area growing quality cannabis.
  • Sir John Rimmer - famous paranormal investigator and biographer of Hugo Rune. 7ft tall and famed for his very long beard (a fake). (Sir John and companions are loosely based on the Fortean writer John Rimmer and fellow contributors to the paranormal magazine Magonia.)
  • Dr. Harney - companion of Sir John Rimmer, Fellow Of The Royal Society and government advisor.
  • Danbury Collins - Companion of Sir John Rimmer, the psychic youth, and perpetual masturbator. Often has very useful bad feelings about things. Rumoured to be based on a "griffinologist" or somesuch.
  • Sandy, the sandy-haired barman - Bartender at the Flying Swan, one of three bartenders to often appear.
  • Neville, the full time part time barman - Another regular bartender and eventual owner of the Flying Swan.^[1]
  • Norman Hartnell - Often accompanied by the line "Not to be confused with the other Norman Hartnell". He runs the corner shop, and is an eccentric inventor, often achieving impossible feats such as perpetual motion and time travel.^[3]
  • Soap Distant - First seen attempting to access the subterranean world he was convinced existed beneath our own. It was hinted that he had in fact tunnelled straight into the canal and was drowned, although it transpired in later books that he had in fact succeeded in living "Below", and as a consequence his skin and hair were completely white when he finally returned to the surface.^[1]
  • The lady in the straw hat - often appears in crowd scenes and causes trouble by making bizarre statements, often resulting in large brawls, and described as being barking mad. She has two sons named Malkuth and Shibboleth but her family surname is unpronounceable (Web Site Story).
  • Samuel J. Maggot - a police officer/chief who is often described as having 'a rough one'. Appears in the Armageddon trilogy, the Toyminator and the Witches of Chiswick. However, his description often changes, this includes his skin colour.

• Settings:
  • Brentford - often the setting for most, or at least part of, Rankin's novels.
  • Mornington Crescent - Home of the Ministry Of Serendipity, a fictional agency whose main activity is to ensure the British Empire rules the globe, via dealings with Alien activity and suchlike.
  • Skellinton Bay, Brighton A small seaside town occasionally used as a setting (although there was usually a mention of Brentford in the same books).

• Gags:
  • 'It must be tradition, or an old charter, or something.'
  • Bizarre footnotes - Lazlo Woodbine book titles and nonsensical remakes appear as footnotes in most of Rankin's novels.
  • Sound effects spoken as dialogue - for example, '"Knock knock," said the door'.
  • References to whether or not a phrase is going to become a running joke - 'If that's a running joke, it's lost on me.'
  • Non-starter running jokes - 'I hope that's not going to become a running gag, it's a pretty crap one'.
  • The (M134) General Electric mini-gun. Every character that is about to go into battle expresses a desire for this particular weapon, usually referring to it as "one of those amazing rotary machine guns like the one Blaine had in Predator"; even a newsreader refers to it in this way. This is put to a stop when Elvis actually knows what it's called.^[4]
  • Obviously fictitious biographical details about the author himself, though these seem to be absent from more recent novels.
  • Author pictures in various poses/modes of attire e.g. Aleister Crowley, gangster, Pagan priest (as in this article's accompanying picture).
  • An affected ignorance of what is going on, often then corrected by the characters. For example, losing track of which character is which in a group, then having the characters introduce themselves to establish that they know, even if he does not.
  • The catch-all technobabble explanation of things powered by 'the transperambulation of pseudo-cosmic antimatter'.^[4]
  • Various characters revealed to be masters of the deadly martial art 'Dimac' (possibly inspired by Dim Mak), with which a single fingertip can disfigure and dismember the opponent.^[4]
  • The liberal application of 'stout sticks' or 'knobkerries' in a violent manner.
  • "The keeping of the now-legendary low profile"
  • "It is a well-known fact to those who know it well..." followed by a statement which may either be a true fact, or something completely absurd
  • Explaining things in such a way that cannot possibly be true, yet is impossible to find a flaw with, as when Hugo Rune demonstrated that it is impossible to work eight hours a day, and in fact his calculations proved that no-one ever does any work, as there is not time, or when he pointed out that the population of Earth must be decreasing as you require two parents, four grandparents, and eight great-grandparents just for yourself to exist.
  • In some books, someone at some time will produce an "oversized red gingham handkerchief".
  • In the German translation there are usually lots of footnotes, where the translator, the author and the editor are having funny arguments.".

[edit] Awards

• British Fantasy Society Best Novel nominee (1997) for The Brentford Chainstore Massacre
• SFX Best Novel Award Winner (2003) for The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse
• British Fantasy Society Best Novel nominee (2006) for The Brightonomicon

[edit] External links

• Sproutlore - The Now Official Robert Rankin Fan Club
• http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/authors/Robert_Rankin.htm
• Brentford Triangle Fan Site
• Rippington!-Apocalypso Fan Site
• Brightonomicon the Radio Series official website

[edit] References

1. ^ ^{a b c d} http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1153274
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4. ^ ^{a b c} http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1056286